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Gagas new album is called "Crockett"


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1 hour ago, Lippoutou said:

This was thread worthy tbh :laughga:

Yeah it literally became most of the replies anyway. Lol

 

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Jessica Germ
6 hours ago, Strigoi said:

Last night,

Our soiled dirt, was,

Dryer than Madonnas coochie 

And now I'm kind of angry 

That all night, I was trying to grow some veg...

HELP ME HERE 

Cause my Zuchinis are smaller than Biebers......

U need to work with gaga 100% 

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Magneto
2 hours ago, Helxig said:

Lmao I'm not saying that I wanted her to put real human semen and blood in her perfume! Obviously I was meaning artificial fragrance ingredients. 

And on that same note, there is actually a range of perfumes called Blood Concept which contain blood-like smells. And a range called Secretions Magnifique which contains other weird notes like semen. So it's not actually as foreign a concept as people might think.

Although I believe these fragrance weren't liked my many, so it could be done a little better...

Considering blood smells metallic, salty, and maybe slightly... syrupy? And semen has been described as smelling like faint ammonia, bleach, pancake batter, and even specific types of pears/other fruits... I think they could be worked into the background of a sweet fragrance to create depth. But it'd be a fine line between disgusting and delicious. Just like jasmine flowers.

Yeah, I've worked in cosmetics for years, so I've heard about these kinds of products. My point with these weird and very specific synthetic ingredients are usually very much a marketing thing and that feels so dishonest to me tbh.

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12 minutes ago, Jessica Germ said:

U need to work with gaga 100% 

Maybe I have. Maybe I'm the insider from McDonald's. My ZuchiniPop could mean it's time to harvest. 

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A fan backstage at the Joanne State Fair Tour, said Gaga showed them a picture of the album cover in progress. 

It's a profile image, with Gaga wearing her great third cousin Davey Crocketts Coonskin hat, and garden sheers covering her nipples. 

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Mirages

Came here to drag you for posting another rumor cause y'all fatties never learn, but actually had a pretty good laugh, maybe put it under the tag funny?

I'm the bitch that's fragile
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8 minutes ago, Mirages said:

Came here to drag you for posting another rumor cause y'all fatties never learn, but actually had a pretty good laugh, maybe put it under the tag funny?

I'm gonna keep it under rumor until they tell me to change it. Its supposed to poke fun at how stupid some of these rumor threads are with the weakest sources. 

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2 minutes ago, Dark Anatomy said:

I'm gonna keep it under rumor until they tell me to change it. Its supposed to poke fun at how stupid some of these rumor threads are with the weakest sources. 

Ik I get it I rofled at work reading this thread :sharon:

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The Louvre

Okay but why does Riding on his Disco Rifle sound like a bop 

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papergangstas

Gotta pre-order! :gaysia:

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1 minute ago, The Louvre said:

Okay but why does Riding on his Disco Rifle sound like a bop 

The homeless lady at the bus stop said Gagas sisters fathers mother daughter brother played it for her on an 8track and the roaches in her wig were so SHOOK they carried her wig away.

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3 minutes ago, ComeToDaddy said:

RUMOR ...

... BANNEDT

This ain't my first rodeo babe. Just like the Rodeo that Gaga will bring to life on the Davey Crockett Rodeo Ball Tour, playing at a county fair near you.

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