Nirvana 2,713 Posted February 8, 2018 Share Posted February 8, 2018 When I was in my last relationship, they used to play Bad Romance on radio A LOT, so yes... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kulture Kiari 3,433 Posted February 8, 2018 Share Posted February 8, 2018 One time, unexpected. It was a grindr hookup. One night stand. It was awkward and we both wanted to get laid. He ended up putting a station on Pandora and Telephone randomnly came on. Apparently this top was a Gaga fan like me, so he made it his goal to smash me to the beat of "Eh eh eh eh eh" I was annoyed and said "Can you quit it!?! It's not as pleasurable as you think it is" I felt like a desperate dog was humping me. American Horror Story: Gaga Ruined My Sex Life Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
evgenigerm2 4,056 Posted February 8, 2018 Share Posted February 8, 2018 Just now, Nirvana said: When I was in my last relationship, they used to play Bad Romance on radio A LOT, so yes... Your last relationship was in 2009? „I allow myself to fail. I allow myself to break. I'm not afraid of my flaws.“ Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
South Blonde 6,244 Posted February 8, 2018 Share Posted February 8, 2018 Government Hooker... oooh, the memories! Don't you think maybe they are the same thing? Love and attention? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheWitness 3,630 Posted February 8, 2018 Author Share Posted February 8, 2018 1 minute ago, RubberHeartt said: One time, unexpected. It was a grindr hookup. One night stand. It was awkward and we both wanted to get laid. He ended up putting a station on Pandora and Telephone randomnly came on. Apparently this top was a Gaga fan like me, so he made it his goal to smash me to the beat of "Eh eh eh eh eh" I was annoyed and said "Can you quit it!?! It's not as pleasurable as you think it is" I felt like a desperate dog was humping me. American Horror Story: Gaga Ruined My Sex Life x100 you Win Host Of Lyricasism Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ryanripley 86,575 Posted February 8, 2018 Share Posted February 8, 2018 6 minutes ago, monster78619 said: You had a cooking lesson for 59 minutes and four seconds? you haven't? https://goo.gl/xMgMvJ Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luxe Ford 3,481 Posted February 8, 2018 Share Posted February 8, 2018 I don't think I've done it to *any* music. Is that weird? I mean, most of the time its in a basement or in a car, outside on a lawn or against a fence or railing, in an elevator, on stage, in a cupboard, on camera, on the bus, at someone's grandparents, in a movie theater, alone, through a glory hole. I'm not choosy. And playing Barry White while doing it is *not* an option. We're talking about eating, right? What happens in Luxe Ford stays in Luxe Ford Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ryanripley 86,575 Posted February 8, 2018 Share Posted February 8, 2018 5 minutes ago, RubberHeartt said: i'm.... speechless https://goo.gl/xMgMvJ Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwissMonster 29,120 Posted February 8, 2018 Share Posted February 8, 2018 I MADE EXACT THE SAME THREAD TWO DAYS AGO AND GOT BANNED FOR A FEW HOURS Edit: And they deleted the tread so write as long as you can SwissMonster®️ - Creating controversy since 1999 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ryanripley 86,575 Posted February 8, 2018 Share Posted February 8, 2018 Just now, Luxe Ford said: I don't think I've done it to *any* music. Is that weird? I mean, most of the time its in a basement or in a car, outside on a lawn or against a fence or railing, in an elevator, on stage, in a cupboard, on camera, on the bus, at someone's grandparents, in a movie theater, alone, through a glory hole. I'm not choosy. And playing Barry White while doing it is *not* an option. We're talking about eating, right? nah, it's actually weirder with music unless you're trying to create a certain atmosphere https://goo.gl/xMgMvJ Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwissMonster 29,120 Posted February 8, 2018 Share Posted February 8, 2018 18 minutes ago, babysatan said: Lost my virginity to the entire ARTPOP album <3 Goals SwissMonster®️ - Creating controversy since 1999 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
babysatan 293 Posted February 8, 2018 Share Posted February 8, 2018 10 minutes ago, monster78619 said: You had sex for 59 minutes and four seconds? I sure did! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nirvana 2,713 Posted February 8, 2018 Share Posted February 8, 2018 4 minutes ago, evgenigerm2 said: Your last relationship was in 2009? 2011 to be fair They played Gaga on the radio still a lot here, but for some reason the song that was on was usually Bad Romance. It indeed ended up a such a bad romance that I don't even want a relationship anymore. Glad it didn't ruin the song for me though Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheWitness 3,630 Posted February 8, 2018 Author Share Posted February 8, 2018 3 minutes ago, NicoK said: I MADE EXACT THE SAME THREAD TWO DAYS AGO AND GOT BANNED FOR A FEW HOURS Edit: And they deleted the tread so write as long as you can I just came back today Ill be back in banland Xoxo , TheWitness Host Of Lyricasism Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwissMonster 29,120 Posted February 8, 2018 Share Posted February 8, 2018 Just now, TheWitness said: I just came back today Ill be back in banland Xoxo , TheWitness I feel you SwissMonster®️ - Creating controversy since 1999 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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