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If Halftime Shows were on Rupaul Drag's Race


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Rupaul: All of you 8 queens did this task decently but I may of course, let's say there are only 2 winners... Lady Gaga and Beyonce, you are the winners of this challenge, you may go back.

Gaga & Beyonce: Thank you! (unison)

Rupaul: Katy Perry, I liked your work and it shows great visuals and pyrotechnics at its best. You are safe, you may join the other girls.

(Katy Perry bows with her fake black weave)

Rupaul: Bruno, well I love you and I see you sang more perfectly than the others (side eyes JT), sweetie you are safe, you may join the other girls.

Rupaul: Madonna, sweetie that performance was grand but lacked great production, I could have just putted you for elimination until I saw some more lackluster performances. Madonna, you're safe.

Rupaul: Black Eyed Peas or I may just call, Fergie. You are safe.

Rupaul: Justin Timberlake, your outdoorness morning wood theme stage is lackluster and the stage became more wooden than the time you ripped Janet's bra, and I ****ing hated you for that. Sorry, you are up for Elimination!

Rupaul: The Who, your stage name literally describes your performance, sorry, up for elimination!

Rupaul: The Who and Justin, you will lipsync for your precious lives!

(after lipsync)

Rupaul: I am sorry but I have to send you both home. You showed me no reqson for you two to stay. Sashay away.

I'm like some kind of supernova
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Duella Dvil

Lady Gaga you gave me a million reasons to love you and you and I know your Performance was not a perfect Illusion. I was on the edge with you but now it's time to just dance. So shantay you stay

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Red Velvet
2 minutes ago, Alexander Levi said:

Ummm

Judge bitch, go ahead!

I'm like some kind of supernova
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Duella Dvil

Madonna. Your performance had me hung up when I couldn't help but LMFAO but I was frozen on the borderline between something to remember and bye bye baby. You'll see somehow someday that living for love is not enough so get into the groove girl and get off my stage

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ItsTommyBitch
28 minutes ago, Uncle ARTPOP said:

Lady Gaga you gave me a million reasons to love you and you and I know your Performance was not a perfect Illusion. I was on the edge with you but now it's time to just dance. So shantay you stay

Slay me :giveup: 

私自身もこの世の中も誰もかれもが, どんなに華やかな人生でも, どんなに悲惨な人生でも, いつかは変貌し, 破壊され、消滅してしまう. すべてがもともとこの世に存在しない一瞬の幻想なのだから
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MonsterJay


Justin... you say you "can't stop the feeling" but after that Superbowl performance...i'm afraid you'll have to "Cry me a river"...
Justin,

i'm sorry my dear but you're up for elimination..

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SychosSoChic

Madonna, your entrance was "Vogue", but the rest of your performance was...Tabloid.

My dear, I'm sorry but you're up for elimination.

Life ain't Hollywood for any one of us.
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Duella Dvil

Katy your rendition of firework had you walking on air it's a shame your cover of I kissed a girl fell flat just like your vocals. Come on baby let me see what you're hiding underneath my darling because

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You're safe

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Duella Dvil

Bruno, Coldplay. You're roxxxy Andrews and you've made that very clear Beyoncé won this challenge now you're in the bottom dears.

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Duella Dvil

When I call your name please step forward.

Fergie.

Usher.

Will.i.am

I would ask you to lipsync for your LIFE but I gotta feeling that these are your confessions that you already have... Or should have. *GLARES AT FERGIE AS SLASH NODS*

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LadyLuca

Katy Perry was the best halftimeshow with Gaga. Switch her with Bey. 

Katy was far more spectacular. I only liked Gaga more because she had the balls to sing live. (did Bey sing live?)

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SychosSoChic
29 minutes ago, LadyLuca said:

Katy Perry was the best halftimeshow with Gaga. Switch her with Bey. 

Katy was far more spectacular. I only liked Gaga more because she had the balls to sing live. (did Bey sing live?)

Yep. Both times.

Life ain't Hollywood for any one of us.
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Mess at everyone missing out Coldplay. They headlined the SB50HTS. I mean I would’ve thought that Bruno and Bey headlined instead, they are like a backing band :saladga:

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