Predict Her Grammy Performance

[ELEMENTALITY 1,298]

5 hours ago, Slayer said:

Picture the scene. There is a backdrop screen showing green hills with blossom trees, a blue sky with fluffy clouds, and tulips bobbing in the wind. The gentle sound of the breeze can be heard over the tinkling of wind chimes. Then the first few chords of 'Joanne' start to play. Gaga emerges onstage on the back of a beautiful white horse. She is wearing a long, flowing gown, her gorgeous blonde locks fall behind her shoulders, and she looks like an angel from heaven. She sings "take my hand, stay Joanne" and reaches out to the audience with her hand.... 

As the song progresses to the chorus, she crosses the stage on her horse, while the backdrop screen behind her flashes with photos of her family,the real Joanne, and Joanne's artwork and poetry. It's all interspersed with the stunning view of the green hills and blue sky. As the chorus starts, Gaga leans forward on the horse's neck and caresses her gently. The emotion is powerful, raw, and Gaga looks like she's on the verge of tears as she remembers what the song means to her father.

Then, as the chorus melts away and the next few chords breathe new life into the second verse, Gaga's regal white horse lifts its tail, positions itself at just the right angle, and does a stinking pile of horse sh!t right there on the stage. Nobody knows what to do. Gaga, unaware what has happened, keeps singing the second verse whilst photos of Joanne appear on the screen behind her. It takes her until the next chorus, when she sees the horrified looks from the audience, for her to realise why the music has stopped. She moves her horse across the stage and tries her hardest not to panic when she sees the large sloppy pile of crap. Ever the consummate professional, she continues singing acapella, ignoring the pungent smell coming from just a few feet away. People in the audience start getting up and leaving, disgusted by the unpleasant aroma. Some start whispering that this is yet another attention-seeking stunt, but Gaga won't have any of it.

"Get back here and sit down, you motherf*ckers!" she orders a group of people hastily making their way to the exit, including a bashful Ed Sheeran, who had sneaked into the GRAMMYs hoping they would give him an award just for gracing them with his presence. "I ain't done singing my song, so why don't you show this soon-to-be 7-time GRAMMY-award winning artist some respect, you ungrateful f*cks," yelled Gaga. The audience watched stony-faced, not knowing how to react or if this was all part of the performance. Britney starts laughing, thinking it's all a joke. "Shut up, Britney, why are you even here?" shouted Gaga, as she dismounted her horse and marched over to the middle of the stage. "I've had it with you people and the way you treat me! I'm an artist and I deserve respect! I have no friends in this industry and it's 'cause of moments like this. I'm trying to pay respect to my aunt and you're mocking me by walking out, just 'cause my horse did a turd. Well, guess what. I'll let you in on a little secret. Everybody sh*ts! And I bet yours don't smell of roses, either." Not realising she was being serious, the audience started joining in with Britney and soon everyone was laughing raucously. Gaga had had enough. This was the last straw. She just wanted to be taken seriously, but it seemed like so much more of a struggle for her to prove herself as an artist. What did it take for her to get a 70 on metacritic? She was Lady Gaga, for God's sake. She had just spent the last four years rebuilding her image after getting thrown up on onstage, and now she was right back to where she started because her precious Sandy had decided to empty her bowels in front of the whole world.

"You think this is funny?" Gaga screamed at the top of her lungs. "You think I'm a joke? Well, here's the punchline, you talentless hacks!" With that, Gaga reached down and picked up a large chunk of her horse's poop. Not thinking straight, she flung her arm and threw the crap into the audience. It struck DJ Khalid directly in the face. Everybody went silent. Gaga picked up another chunk of poop and threw it at Bruno Mars, who ducked just in time for it to hit Cardi B in the mouth. Undeterred, Gaga kept throwing poop, again and again, until everybody in the first three rows had received a smattering of sh!t, including the hot one from the Chainsmokers.  

"Joanne sends her love," Gaga smirked, dropping the mic on the stage, just as security came to escort her out of the venue. 

"Oh my God," squealed Gaga's stylist, Brandon Maxwell, running into her dressing room the following day. "You're all over the news. Everybody hates you again!"

"Perfect," said Gaga, with a cunning smile. "Just in time for LG6. Everybody wants to see me fall from grace, Brandon. And by the time LG7 comes around, they'll love me all over again and I'll get another GRAMMY." She took a puff of her rolled-up cigarette and dug her fork into a bowl of tagliatelle. "Next stop on Project: Ruin Lady Gaga's Reputation? Sacrifice a goat on stage. TMZ will be all over it!" 

This is the EMOTION of GGD posts. Why doesn't this have more likes? This is ****ing legendary. This is one of the funniest things I've ever read on GagaDaily ever and I've been coming to this site since 2010. 

[Phlop 4,773]

Million Reasons and Joanne

[Bradley 59,023]

10 hours ago, androiduser said:

I really can't imagine what she would perform at this point. She's nominated for MR and Joanne, so something off the album would make sense, but it's quite old material at this point.

The Cure is old too, and not related to the nominations, so it wouldn't make any sense. Maybe a song off the album that she hadn't done many times before, like "Joanne". I just hope it's not another tribute or something.

Diamond Heart would be awesome.

[Doot 2]

6 hours ago, Slayer said:

Picture the scene. There is a backdrop screen showing green hills with blossom trees, a blue sky with fluffy clouds, and tulips bobbing in the wind. The gentle sound of the breeze can be heard over the tinkling of wind chimes. Then the first few chords of 'Joanne' start to play. Gaga emerges onstage on the back of a beautiful white horse. She is wearing a long, flowing gown, her gorgeous blonde locks fall behind her shoulders, and she looks like an angel from heaven. She sings "take my hand, stay Joanne" and reaches out to the audience with her hand.... 

As the song progresses to the chorus, she crosses the stage on her horse, while the backdrop screen behind her flashes with photos of her family,the real Joanne, and Joanne's artwork and poetry. It's all interspersed with the stunning view of the green hills and blue sky. As the chorus starts, Gaga leans forward on the horse's neck and caresses her gently. The emotion is powerful, raw, and Gaga looks like she's on the verge of tears as she remembers what the song means to her father.

Then, as the chorus melts away and the next few chords breathe new life into the second verse, Gaga's regal white horse lifts its tail, positions itself at just the right angle, and does a stinking pile of horse sh!t right there on the stage. Nobody knows what to do. Gaga, unaware what has happened, keeps singing the second verse whilst photos of Joanne appear on the screen behind her. It takes her until the next chorus, when she sees the horrified looks from the audience, for her to realise why the music has stopped. She moves her horse across the stage and tries her hardest not to panic when she sees the large sloppy pile of crap. Ever the consummate professional, she continues singing acapella, ignoring the pungent smell coming from just a few feet away. People in the audience start getting up and leaving, disgusted by the unpleasant aroma. Some start whispering that this is yet another attention-seeking stunt, but Gaga won't have any of it.

"Get back here and sit down, you motherf*ckers!" she orders a group of people hastily making their way to the exit, including a bashful Ed Sheeran, who had sneaked into the GRAMMYs hoping they would give him an award just for gracing them with his presence. "I ain't done singing my song, so why don't you show this soon-to-be 7-time GRAMMY-award winning artist some respect, you ungrateful f*cks," yelled Gaga. The audience watched stony-faced, not knowing how to react or if this was all part of the performance. Britney starts laughing, thinking it's all a joke. "Shut up, Britney, why are you even here?" shouted Gaga, as she dismounted her horse and marched over to the middle of the stage. "I've had it with you people and the way you treat me! I'm an artist and I deserve respect! I have no friends in this industry and it's 'cause of moments like this. I'm trying to pay respect to my aunt and you're mocking me by walking out, just 'cause my horse did a turd. Well, guess what. I'll let you in on a little secret. Everybody sh*ts! And I bet yours don't smell of roses, either." Not realising she was being serious, the audience started joining in with Britney and soon everyone was laughing raucously. Gaga had had enough. This was the last straw. She just wanted to be taken seriously, but it seemed like so much more of a struggle for her to prove herself as an artist. What did it take for her to get a 70 on metacritic? She was Lady Gaga, for God's sake. She had just spent the last four years rebuilding her image after getting thrown up on onstage, and now she was right back to where she started because her precious Sandy had decided to empty her bowels in front of the whole world.

"You think this is funny?" Gaga screamed at the top of her lungs. "You think I'm a joke? Well, here's the punchline, you talentless hacks!" With that, Gaga reached down and picked up a large chunk of her horse's poop. Not thinking straight, she flung her arm and threw the crap into the audience. It struck DJ Khalid directly in the face. Everybody went silent. Gaga picked up another chunk of poop and threw it at Bruno Mars, who ducked just in time for it to hit Cardi B in the mouth. Undeterred, Gaga kept throwing poop, again and again, until everybody in the first three rows had received a smattering of sh!t, including the hot one from the Chainsmokers.  

"Joanne sends her love," Gaga smirked, dropping the mic on the stage, just as security came to escort her out of the venue. 

"Oh my God," squealed Gaga's stylist, Brandon Maxwell, running into her dressing room the following day. "You're all over the news. Everybody hates you again!"

"Perfect," said Gaga, with a cunning smile. "Just in time for LG6. Everybody wants to see me fall from grace, Brandon. And by the time LG7 comes around, they'll love me all over again and I'll get another GRAMMY." She took a puff of her rolled-up cigarette and dug her fork into a bowl of tagliatelle. "Next stop on Project: Ruin Lady Gaga's Reputation? Sacrifice a goat on stage. TMZ will be all over it!" 

This was a RIDE. 

[aaronyoji 2,054]

im kinda hoping its a short combination, starts off with half of diamond heart, then goes into million reasons. vocals on point, simple yet visually appealing set i.e her AMA performance from 2016 

[zakariah 11,718]

The presenter announces that Gaga's up next...

The lights go out...

The stage is set and we see a single light shining onto her...

She takes a deep breath and...

"Are we craaaaazzzyyyy.... livin' our lives through a fennnnccccceeee....."

[DoremonLove 8,147]

Can't she perform like a mashup 

[zakariah 11,718]

7 hours ago, Slayer said:

Picture the scene. There is a backdrop screen showing green hills with blossom trees, a blue sky with fluffy clouds, and tulips bobbing in the wind. The gentle sound of the breeze can be heard over the tinkling of wind chimes. Then the first few chords of 'Joanne' start to play. Gaga emerges onstage on the back of a beautiful white horse. She is wearing a long, flowing gown, her gorgeous blonde locks fall behind her shoulders, and she looks like an angel from heaven. She sings "take my hand, stay Joanne" and reaches out to the audience with her hand.... 

As the song progresses to the chorus, she crosses the stage on her horse, while the backdrop screen behind her flashes with photos of her family,the real Joanne, and Joanne's artwork and poetry. It's all interspersed with the stunning view of the green hills and blue sky. As the chorus starts, Gaga leans forward on the horse's neck and caresses her gently. The emotion is powerful, raw, and Gaga looks like she's on the verge of tears as she remembers what the song means to her father.

Then, as the chorus melts away and the next few chords breathe new life into the second verse, Gaga's regal white horse lifts its tail, positions itself at just the right angle, and does a stinking pile of horse sh!t right there on the stage. Nobody knows what to do. Gaga, unaware what has happened, keeps singing the second verse whilst photos of Joanne appear on the screen behind her. It takes her until the next chorus, when she sees the horrified looks from the audience, for her to realise why the music has stopped. She moves her horse across the stage and tries her hardest not to panic when she sees the large sloppy pile of crap. Ever the consummate professional, she continues singing acapella, ignoring the pungent smell coming from just a few feet away. People in the audience start getting up and leaving, disgusted by the unpleasant aroma. Some start whispering that this is yet another attention-seeking stunt, but Gaga won't have any of it.

"Get back here and sit down, you motherf*ckers!" she orders a group of people hastily making their way to the exit, including a bashful Ed Sheeran, who had sneaked into the GRAMMYs hoping they would give him an award just for gracing them with his presence. "I ain't done singing my song, so why don't you show this soon-to-be 7-time GRAMMY-award winning artist some respect, you ungrateful f*cks," yelled Gaga. The audience watched stony-faced, not knowing how to react or if this was all part of the performance. Britney starts laughing, thinking it's all a joke. "Shut up, Britney, why are you even here?" shouted Gaga, as she dismounted her horse and marched over to the middle of the stage. "I've had it with you people and the way you treat me! I'm an artist and I deserve respect! I have no friends in this industry and it's 'cause of moments like this. I'm trying to pay respect to my aunt and you're mocking me by walking out, just 'cause my horse did a turd. Well, guess what. I'll let you in on a little secret. Everybody sh*ts! And I bet yours don't smell of roses, either." Not realising she was being serious, the audience started joining in with Britney and soon everyone was laughing raucously. Gaga had had enough. This was the last straw. She just wanted to be taken seriously, but it seemed like so much more of a struggle for her to prove herself as an artist. What did it take for her to get a 70 on metacritic? She was Lady Gaga, for God's sake. She had just spent the last four years rebuilding her image after getting thrown up on onstage, and now she was right back to where she started because her precious Sandy had decided to empty her bowels in front of the whole world.

"You think this is funny?" Gaga screamed at the top of her lungs. "You think I'm a joke? Well, here's the punchline, you talentless hacks!" With that, Gaga reached down and picked up a large chunk of her horse's poop. Not thinking straight, she flung her arm and threw the crap into the audience. It struck DJ Khalid directly in the face. Everybody went silent. Gaga picked up another chunk of poop and threw it at Bruno Mars, who ducked just in time for it to hit Cardi B in the mouth. Undeterred, Gaga kept throwing poop, again and again, until everybody in the first three rows had received a smattering of sh!t, including the hot one from the Chainsmokers.  

"Joanne sends her love," Gaga smirked, dropping the mic on the stage, just as security came to escort her out of the venue. 

"Oh my God," squealed Gaga's stylist, Brandon Maxwell, running into her dressing room the following day. "You're all over the news. Everybody hates you again!"

"Perfect," said Gaga, with a cunning smile. "Just in time for LG6. Everybody wants to see me fall from grace, Brandon. And by the time LG7 comes around, they'll love me all over again and I'll get another GRAMMY." She took a puff of her rolled-up cigarette and dug her fork into a bowl of tagliatelle. "Next stop on Project: Ruin Lady Gaga's Reputation? Sacrifice a goat on stage. TMZ will be all over it!" 

You NEED to write a novel full of this kind of ****. I'd buy 500 copies.

[JusticeforVenus 950]

A tribute for the lastest singer dead, Gaga saying she loved him/her since she was 13 and all the monsters having the usual meltdown...(end of Performance ) 

[hELXIG 42,954]

- Million Reasons

- Gaga wearing something classy but glittery with a little country flare

- Simple backdrop of something serene e.g. a night sky

- Simple props and maybe a simple gag like a stage that lifts up

- Gaga serving vocal perfection

- Starts with just her anda guitar, then the instrumental kicks in really big, but she ends on a really soft note

[MsSwan 1,379]

9 minutes ago, Helxig said:

- Million Reasons

- Gaga wearing something classy but glittery with a little country flare

- Simple backdrop of something serene e.g. a night sky

- Simple props and maybe a simple gag like a stage that lifts up

- Gaga serving vocal perfection

- Starts with just her anda guitar, then the instrumental kicks in really big, but she ends on a really soft note

Why does this seem way too likely 

Edit: At the very least I hope it’s Joanne instead

[Luisillo0o 164]

Rumos has it shes is doing a remix of so happy i could die and heavy metal lover

[YoungWildCanadian 277]

My heart thinks Joanne, my brain thinks Million Reasons... my unrealistic fantasies think new music 

[hELXIG 42,954]

47 minutes ago, MadonnasSis said:

Why does this seem way too likely 

Edit: At the very least I hope it’s Joanne instead

Oh I'd love for her to sing Joanne!

But with some really beautiful visuals. Maybe a 'living' stage that moves around and grows and changes throughout the song. That would have potential to be beautiful. And the song is so good I want the world to hear it.

[hELXIG 42,954]

Oh actually I just had an image come into my head of Gaga performing Joanne.

She starts suspended in the air in a laying down position with long, flowing, white clothing hanging far below her, reminiscent of angel wings. (She's laying strapped to an invisible platform). She looks absolutely beautiful and pure and is holding a beautiful guitar to play as she calmly lays there and sings. And as she sings she's slowly lowered down towards the stage over the course of the song, a slight breeze slightly fluttering her flowing white drapery, and  she finishes in a sitting position on some kind of seat below (maybe the seat is a stylised tombstone with RIP Joanne Germanotta 1955 - 1974? grass growing around it?)  and sings the final lines "I love you Joanne, xoxo Joanne" very softly. All lights fade out except one very bright, white spotlight on Gaga, and all you can see on the dark stage as those last guitar notes play is Gaga sitting there glowing in the light with her white clothing/'angel wings' sprawled on the ground surrounding her.

And something else has to obviously be going on around her on the stage as she's singing. Maybe her actual family members all walk in wearing formal black attire one by one and stand in a line symbolising a funeral? I dunno.

Random little images that came to my mind. Maybe this is all far too dark