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... When you utilize the magical Spring water. Peter Popoff is ready to send you God’s love, now in a larger size.

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thierryrreiht

I thought god's preaching was to live poorly (with the basics) and share anything you have with everyone in need..

not get richer and yachts and mansions and stuff

:oprah:

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2 minutes ago, thierryrreiht said:

I thought god's preaching was to live poorly (with the basics) and share anything you have with everyone in need..

not get richer and yachts and mansions and stuff

:oprah:

Live modestly.  Thank you!   But these tv preachers are all about mansions and jets and if you send a thousand, you get back $2,000.   It should be illegal really. 

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1 minute ago, thierryrreiht said:

I thought god's preaching was to live poorly (with the basics) and share anything you have with everyone in need..

not get richer and yachts and mansions and stuff

:oprah:

Maybe it really is secretly all about Illuminati money. 

For example:

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I'm pretty sure if you listen close enough, Jesus is continually dropping coins into that lady’s pocket all the time after being healed/drinking the spring water. 

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2 minutes ago, That J said:

Live modestly.  Thank you!   But these tv preachers are all about mansions and jets and if you send a thousand, you get back $2,000.   It should be illegal really. 

I find Peter Popoff to be especially offputting. Just the term “divine transfer” of money makes me super uncomfortable. 

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Just now, Rumours1977 said:

I find Peter Popoff to be especially offputting. Just the term “divine transfer” of money makes me super uncomfortable. 

Most of them have their own quotes that are equally disturbing. But yea divine transfer sounds like when Mary was impregnated with Jesus!  And I don't need that from my spring water. 

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I'm surprised my parents haven't bought this tbh... I think this is the guy that something like a decade ago held a televised session where he basically claimed that through the power of his gaze he will make your dreams come true... through your TV - my parents recorded that 'session' on VHS and made me watch it several times :selena:

I'm so glad they don't know about Braco yet :toofunny:

It's a joke! When you give me that look, it's a joke!
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4 minutes ago, FlopSlurper said:

What if I say I’m okay? Will god heal me anyway :bon: 

Rev. Popoff doesn’t care if you already have TheCure.mp3 

His merch is still available for those who are “okay”

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4 minutes ago, CautiousLurker said:

I'm surprised my parents haven't bought this tbh... I think this is the guy that something like a decade ago held a televised session where he basically claimed that through the power of his gaze he will make your dreams come true... through your TV - my parents recorded that 'session' on VHS and made me watch it several times :selena:

I'm so glad they don't know about Braco yet :toofunny:

Reminds me of the preacher who claims the Holy Spirit is all over him so he throws his jacket on people and they fall out.  

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2 minutes ago, Rumours1977 said:

Rev. Popoff doesn’t care if you already have TheCure.mp3 

His merch is still available for those who are “okay”

popoff-transferkit.jpg

Bracelets too?  When will the Joanne Tour Merch?!?!  

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5 minutes ago, CautiousLurker said:

I'm surprised my parents haven't bought this tbh... I think this is the guy that something like a decade ago held a televised session where he basically claimed that through the power of his gaze he will make your dreams come true if you watched - my parents recorded that 'session' on VHS and made me watch it several times :selena:

I'm so glad they don't know about Braco yet :toofunny:

Leaving the Joanne World Tour in a trunk on highway 10

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Just now, Rumours1977 said:

Leaving the Joanne World Tour in a trunk on highway 10

braco22.jpg

If you can't attend, he also does twitch streams...

I'm so glad my parents don't know what twitch is :selena:

It's a joke! When you give me that look, it's a joke!
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So he just gazes at you? Why didn't I think of that?!?!

Haha you can't be too far along in pregnancy due to the intensity of the energy.  

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