Melech 9,900 Posted November 4, 2017 Share Posted November 4, 2017 "Police in Germany were relieved when a call about a potential unexploded Second World War bomb turned out to actually be a monster courgette. A worried 81-year-old called police when he spotted the 16inch (40cm) vegetable- also known as a zucchini - in his garden. Police rushed to the scene in Bretten, near the southwestern city of Karlsruhe, and quickly established it was nothing to be afraid of. Officers who responded to the callout said the summer squash “really did look very like a bomb”. The offending vegetable, which was very dark in colour, weighed about 11lb (5kg). Police believe someone threw it over a hedge into the garden. “A homeowner excitedly rang Bretten police station and said that he had found a World War II bomb in his garden,” police said (translated). “As it turned out to be a vegetable, the bomb disposal unit did not have to be called. “The zucchini must have been thrown by an unknown person over the garden hedge of the ultimately relieved man, who took care of their disposal himself.” Unexploded wartime bombs are unearthed frequently during construction work in Germany, often forcing authorities to evacuate tens of thousands of residents while they are defused." http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/11/03/monster-courgette-mistaken-second-world-war-bomb-germany/ Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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datlastfam 5,815 Posted November 4, 2017 Share Posted November 4, 2017 How is that thing look similar to a bomb Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melech 9,900 Posted November 4, 2017 Author Share Posted November 4, 2017 Just now, datlastfam said: How is that thing look similar to a bomb There are similarities of the WW2 bombs when the allied bombed the **** out of germany Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ARTPOPe 10,169 Posted November 4, 2017 Share Posted November 4, 2017 It was no bomb, it was no bomb It was a monster zucchini Mistaken for bomb, it was no bomb It was a monster zucchini FarmGa ha impact Should have promoted Joanne this way. Carve in "Buy Joanne on iTunes xoxo" and throw it into gardens. existing in the context of all in which I live and what came before me Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
CautiousLurker 19,709 Posted November 4, 2017 Share Posted November 4, 2017 5 minutes ago, ARTPOPe said: It was no bomb, it was no bomb It was a monster zucchini Mistaken for bomb, it was no bomb It was a monster zucchini FarmGa ha impact OH... MG I'm genuinely a little upset I will never hear Gaga sing this It's a joke! When you give me that look, it's a joke! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
benKo 3,362 Posted November 4, 2017 Share Posted November 4, 2017 21 minutes ago, CautiousLurker said: I'm genuinely a little upset I will never hear Gaga sing this Someone has to write a fan letter at the JWT Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
River 127,350 Posted November 4, 2017 Share Posted November 4, 2017 I always make this confusion with my husband's penis So sploosh your juice all over me you Riverboy Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ARTPOPe 10,169 Posted November 4, 2017 Share Posted November 4, 2017 3 minutes ago, River said: I always make this confusion with my husband's penis Cause it's as big as a courgette and/or explodes like a bomb? existing in the context of all in which I live and what came before me Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
River 127,350 Posted November 4, 2017 Share Posted November 4, 2017 Just now, ARTPOPe said: Cause it's as big as a courgette and/or explodes like a bomb? Depends on the moment So sploosh your juice all over me you Riverboy Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nayru 280 Posted November 4, 2017 Share Posted November 4, 2017 JoanneGa could NEVER... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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