bumblebee 2,528 Posted October 3, 2017 Share Posted October 3, 2017 Inspired by @Anveeroy thread. A hunty can dream. Imagine that Dan Brown writes his new novel about Gaga. How do you envision it? Here's how I do. The plot will be as follows. The iconique indie-pop star Lady Gaga disappears. It is believed that she is kidnapped because of the weird symbols in her California farm which resemble the chord progression of "Express Yourself" The police can't do anything, hence the FBI agent has to rely on the private efforts of Little Monsters detective agency. At the time of Gaga's alleged abduction The Little Detectives agency was busy spying on Shawn Mendes and desperately trying to find Gaga's Epione's bills. It was a hell of a scene in Malibu, but after deciphering the chords Little Detectives come to conclusion they were painted by Asia in Gaga's Malibu mansion; it was a warning that Gaga has become hostage of Illuminati. The Illuminati, when they understand that Asia has betrayed them, withhold a Kinney titile of her and she is Asia no longer Kinney. Furthermore, they threaten to delete an unreleased Gaga song every hour if Little Detectives don't stop their work. To prove their serious intentions, they erase TEA, thus inflicting mental wounds on pop detectives. Little Unicorns fight through though, and are not stopped by anything. The threads of destiny lead them to New York, where they discover and Illuminati clan headed by Miss Claudia Germanotta and jazz legend Antonio Benedetto. They have deep Italian roots and their purpose was to introduce Gaga to the dark arts of jazz music and Italian cuccinis farming, casting a shadow upon her pop career which permitted little time for jazz and farming. However, Gaga escapes and flees back to California where she records the heavenly sound of her new album Joanne, breaks the spells of Illuminati and saves the pop world. She exposes the Illuminati. We love her again. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeeYewWhai 2,382 Posted October 3, 2017 Share Posted October 3, 2017 girl, write a specs script. I would read it Nothing Happened Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
lost in limbo 6,035 Posted October 3, 2017 Share Posted October 3, 2017 YAS QUEEEEEEN You hunties better stop Dancin In Circles.mp3 to Shawn Mendes pictures and cum here to give this thread the recognition it deserves this is the state of grace, this is the worthwhile fight Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoldenPonyboy 2,399 Posted October 3, 2017 Share Posted October 3, 2017 Name a better story than this in a movie this year, i will wait Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
bumblebee 2,528 Posted October 3, 2017 Author Share Posted October 3, 2017 1 minute ago, GeeYewWhai said: girl, write a specs script. I would read it I must discuss it with my editor @Anveeroy first, whom I met some fifteen minutes ago and who's in control 1 minute ago, HausOfAmericano said: YAS QUEEEEEEN You hunties better stop Dancin In Circles.mp3 to Shawn Mendes pictures and cum here to give this thread the recognition it deserves I absolutely adore the fact that it's an a priori common belief about this cult site. Dancing in circles.mps and Shawn Mendes Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ANVEEROY 61,235 Posted October 3, 2017 Share Posted October 3, 2017 Gurl start writing the script!! WB is friends with Gaga, they will help you Stream Kylie-Janet Discographies! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ANVEEROY 61,235 Posted October 3, 2017 Share Posted October 3, 2017 Just now, bumblebee said: I must discuss it with my editor @Anveeroy first, whom I met some fifteen minutes ago and who's in control I absolutely adore the fact that it's an a priori common belief about this cult site. Dancing in circles.mps and Shawn Mendes 1 You have the full authority to handle this thing! sleeey Stream Kylie-Janet Discographies! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeanWinchester 41,390 Posted October 3, 2017 Share Posted October 3, 2017 12 minutes ago, bumblebee said: the weird symbols in her California farm which resemble the chord progression of "Express Yourself" Flyin' like a 1000 Doves Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ryanripley 86,575 Posted October 3, 2017 Share Posted October 3, 2017 a concept: It but Pennywise is Lady Gaga https://goo.gl/xMgMvJ Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
bumblebee 2,528 Posted October 3, 2017 Author Share Posted October 3, 2017 5 minutes ago, GoldenPonyboy said: Name a better story than this in a movie this year, i will wait Beauty and the Beast, if only Barbra Streisand were not robbed of the lead part Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
bumblebee 2,528 Posted October 3, 2017 Author Share Posted October 3, 2017 If my eyes are not deceiving me, @PartySick just liked my post I'm starstruck Spoiler baby can you blow me heart apart Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
PartySick 160,568 Posted October 3, 2017 Share Posted October 3, 2017 2 minutes ago, bumblebee said: If my eyes are not deceiving me, @PartySick just liked my post I'm starstruck Hide contents baby can you blow me heart apart I'm just waiting for you to be published tbh You're stinky Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phaye Monster 8,741 Posted October 3, 2017 Share Posted October 3, 2017 57 minutes ago, ryanripley said: a concept: It but Pennywise is Lady Gaga You’ll flop too I'm an ARTPOP bitch, baby Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earthling 3,692 Posted October 3, 2017 Share Posted October 3, 2017 2 hours ago, bumblebee said: To prove their serious intentions, they erase TEA, thus inflicting mental wounds on pop detectives. *she switched baristas. ☕️ Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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