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Choose what award from any award show and makeup a speech for Gaga or what you want Gaga to say.

Grammy's 2018: AOTY

"This award goes to ARTPOP & to any lesbian out there with a g-strap.. Thank u" 

 

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"I would like for everyone to acknowledge the old lady in the nursing home that made fun of me and my hip. But jokes on her, I'm on "Arthritis maginize".

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Gaga: *wins a Grammy for Joanne*

Gaga: "I would like to dedicate this Grammy to ****ing myself cause you bitches wanted me to do that shitty funky tropical music everybody and their mommas are doing and dragged me to the filth for going country. HA-HA. BYE"

 

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Winning best album @ VMA's

Oh my, I want to thank all Haus of Gaga members that were there since the beginning *627080890 names*

I thought about you every night. I want to thank Madonna for giving me inspiration and Katy for being my candy-a-goo-goo girl.

Like, can you believe it? Listen, I want to share something with you. Thank you so much for this oh **** oh

MY NEXT RECORD IS CALLED... haha you falled for this I won't tell you yet. You know how I am. You can't expect anything!

So you don't expect me to say it now... WELL THE NEXT RECORD IS BORN TO RIDE ON A HORSE yas!

Now watch me whip my new choreographer's ass in a compilation of John Waybe ass kicking videos!

Love you. Oh and also thank you to the fans: *6930543768072307402054863075090 names*

Buh bye bitches

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musicnotbling

"i would like to shoutout my fanbase for being so supportive in my joanne era. i was not expecting the support from the gp as well as this is a different kind of album from my previous ones. can u guys quit being fake though and stop talking sh*t about my work done at epione? i'm over it. 

oh also, taylor look what u made me do. you over there and i'm up here on tv winning 6 more grammys without you. i'm hot and you're missing out, this kitty cat coulda been yours for life. hope u enjoyed me show in chicago, it's the last one ur gonna get.

oh yeah, madonna ur bitch ass can kiss my ass because i don't need that type of negativity in my life. ur clearly so caught up in what i'm doing it's not even like ur my inspiration anymore, i'm yours now ho.

f*ck all ya'll that didn't believe in me. 

love u guys!!

xoxo, joanne"

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Red Velvet

"Hello to the Grammy committee, my family, my fellow music artists including Beck, Adele, Cher, Elton, Beyoncé and Florence, my friends and my little monsters. Thank you for making me have the pleasure on having this honorary award, throughout all my career, In ever knew I will win Album of the Year after all these tries with The Fame, The Fame Monster and Born This Way. I believed in myself that I can win in this area, if my fellow artists can I can too. Never stop believing in yourself. You were born to be an artist of youth, thank you."- 2018 Grammys, Lady Gaga.

"Oh wow, I can't believe I will win this award. It was really fun being in the filming of A Star is Born, thank you for giving this award to me. I dedicate this award to Barbra Streisand, Janet Gaynor and Judy Garland, the past actress who have remaked this. Thank you. Ms. Barbra Streisand, please come on stage. (Barbra comes on stage) (smiles in each other) Can you sing with me, miss Barbra? (Barbra says: I am more than delighted.) (they sing one of the songs from the soundtrack.) (They both say: Thank you) (round of applause)."

I'm like some kind of supernova
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12 minutes ago, gagzNPawz said:

I just spitted on my screen

:firega: and then she goes all power-vocals giving us the chorus

You were mine, I was yours

But the truth is I'm a curse

I'm a country good ol girl and you knew it of course

But I was born... I WAS BORN TO RIDE ON A HORSE!

(backing vocals: BAREBACK RIDING ON YOU BABYY)

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2 minutes ago, musicnotbling said:

xoxo, joanne

if she ends her speech with xoxo, Joanne i will belly flop off my dining table

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1 minute ago, sipthistea said:

 

That but she spells ARTPOP with only her hand.. Imagine the audience reaction.. I'm gagging

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27 minutes ago, gagzNPawz said:

if she ends her speech with xoxo, Joanne i will belly flop off my dining table

Im gonna remember this :lolga:

OT: Chiazzz bitchezzzzz, ACT II will drop tomorrow, PEACE

It's a joke! When you give me that look, it's a joke!
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