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‘Gaga: Five Foot Two’: Film Review. First review is in!


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Starstruckk
4 minutes ago, Ryusei said:

"filmed in 2016 while she was working on her latest album Joanne"

100% fake

It could have been filmed in 2016, however that doesn't mean an old footage can't be used, imo.

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Drin Lon
6 minutes ago, Starstruckk said:

"Word on the net was that this would feature Gaga (born Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta) exposing herself, talking frankly about her struggles with depression, anxiety, post-traumatic stress and chronic physical pain from a broken hip, as well as her breakup with fiancé Taylor Kinney."

This really makes me feel like Rush might be actually legit... 

Interesting that you are such a new account :oprah:

@Rush is that you dahling? Cum out, we won't hurt ya 

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Fame IV
1 minute ago, Robinladen said:

Mediocre. Great.

They talked about positive things. How can you conclude that?

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monsterdino
27 minutes ago, asana15 said:
Director Chris Moukarbel pulls back the sequined meat dress to reveal the "real" Lady Gaga in this verite-style documentary.

Documentary "Gaga: Five Foot Tw"o offers fans of pop star Lady Gaga an artfully casual, precisely spontaneous glimpse into the life of their idol, filmed in 2016 while she was working on her latest album Joanne.

"...there are shots of her smoking a joint or two, or maybe just smoking (it’s impressive that she can get away with lighting up whatever it is in so many workplaces where mere mortals would be arrested for vaping); accidentally driving into her producer Mark Ronson’s car and totaling his bumper; going topless by a pool while having a meeting with her image consultants and stylists; and having a minor diva fit “meltdown” on the set of American Horror Story when plans change suddenly. Throwing red meat to the campier constituency of her fan base, she throws shade at Madonna — somewhat hypocritically, perhaps — by criticizing her fellow star for talking badly about her to the media, instead of to her face...."

"...She seems collaborative and affectionate with her team, often dispensing hugs and taking an interest in their private lives, including one colleague on her creative team who’s just been diagnosed with cancer. Gaga exudes nuclear levels of magnetism, and the film captures her intense relationship with her friends, family and fans...."

"...Technically, the package is assembled with competence and style, with graceful editing by Greg Arata helping to create a strong sense of story and continuity. Moukarbel and his sound editors frequently use swelling soundtrack choices and a flurry of fast edits to suggest the frenzy of Gaga’s life...."

so many incorrect stuff here lmfao, first off all it's LEGAL in some states to smoke weed for MEDICAL purpouses such as ANXIETY

second Sonja wasn't just a colleague yet her BEST FRIEND

and really of all the moments such as CHRONIC pain they decided to write about her "diva fit meltdown" and Madonna thing that was max 3 minutes long (I'm guessing) bullshit...this is so disgusting

AND...THIS SHOULD BE CALLED A REVIEW???? NO

journalism done WRONG

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Fame IV
Just now, monsterdino said:

so many incorrect stuff here lmfao, first off all it's LEGAL in some states to smoke weed for MEDICAL purpouses such as ANXIETY

second Sonja wasn't just a colleague yet her BEST FRIEND

and really of all the moments such as CHRONIC pain they decided to write about her "diva fit meltdown" and Madonna thing that was max 3 minutes long (I'm guessing) bullshit...this is so disgusting

 

journalism done WRONG

Exacly

A Star is Born ⭐
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Starstruckk
Just now, Drin Lon said:

Interesting that you are such a new account :oprah:

@Rush is that you dahling? Cum out, we won't hurt ya 

Bruh, since when august 2012 means a new account? :gum:

I prefer lurking most of the time. And actually since when are people not allowed to express their thoughts?

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Ryusei
1 minute ago, Starstruckk said:

It could have been filmed in 2016, however that doesn't mean an old footage can't be used, imo.

IMO if there was anything about drug abuse in the documentary that would be the first thing #seriousJournalists would drag through the mud. Also no mention of anything pre-joanne except for the hip but as she is also at the doctor's in a scene it makes sense that she would mention it. We should just admit to ourselves that we fell for a pathetic liar

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It feels like it was written by some 'hard-to-impress' not-expecting-to-like-it (at best) 'journalist', but they ended up thinking it was ok. They think that besides the few awkward moments (diva fits, grandma moment, Madonna moment), it's fine.

So that kinda makes me think I'm gonna love it. Excited!

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Kimblue
Just now, monsterdino said:

so many incorrect stuff here lmfao, first off all it's LEGAL in some states to smoke weed for MEDICAL purpouses such as ANXIETY

second Sonja wasn't just a colleague yet her BEST FRIEND

and really of all the moments such as CHRONIC pain they decided to write about her "diva fit meltdown" and Madonna thing that was max 3 minutes long (I'm guessing) bullshit...this is so disgusting

 

journalism done WRONG

Last year she smoked clove cigars ALOT, people are mistaking them. She could have really smoked a joint but the clips we have seen of her are cigars.

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Starstruckk
Just now, Ryusei said:

IMO if there was anything about drug abuse in the documentary that would be the first thing #seriousJournalists would drag through the mud. Also no mention of anything pre-joanne except for the hip but as she is also at the doctor's in a scene it makes sense that she would mention it. We should just admit to ourselves that we fell for a pathetic liar

Hence why I said that "it makes me feel". That's the impression I got while reading the quoted paragraph. Nonetheless, I definitely do not want the things he said to be true at all..

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Robinladen
1 minute ago, ARTBOP said:

It feels like it was written by some 'hard-to-impress' not-expecting-to-like-it (at best) 'journalist', but they ended up thinking it was ok. They think that besides the few awkward moments (diva fits, grandma moment, Madonna moment), it's fine.

So that kinda makes me think I'm gonna love it. Excited!

They liked the grandma moment, cause it was awkward but real.

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