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Gaga has Lupus. From the teaser she posted, they will confirm her of the pain of her conditions.

 

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The beautiful design on her face represent her Lupus rash

 

 

And... Eerily similar to the poster...

 

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How eyes and skin sogs when a person have this condition :(

 

 

Thus, Joanne.

 

 

She relates so much with her aunt. How they are very similar. How they both have the condition. How they both were raped. How they both dealt with life. 

 

 

She also had suicidal thoughts because of this pain.

 

 

 

The creepy teasers implies that she wanted to commit suicide.

Drowning herself of loneliness, how she said no one cared for  her health during btwb to the ARTPOP era. The cameras that flash wanted another dead blonde:

 

 

 

Gaga looks like hanging on a noose with the creepy bulgarian song kaval sviri which translates "the flute plays"...

Translation:

The kaval is playing, mother,
up, down, mother, up, down, mother.
The kaval is playing mother,
up, down, mother, below the village.

I will go, mother, to see it,
to see it, mother, to hear it.

 

 

 

Girl, where do you think you're going?

 

 

 

 

That's why she said in interviews that Joanne is about healing.

 

 

It had to to with her personal healing. It had to deal with his father's healing majorly. Healing from her sister's death and still not getting over her. Passing that pain to their daughters.

 

 

 

Also the pain of accepting that Joe will have to accept another pain if, knock in wood, Gaga will be gone anytime soon.

 

 

Because of the pain, she simply wanted to end it all. The pain, the struggle.

 

 

She then sees us. Who also deals with the pain. In fact, some even more painful than hers.

 

 

We are that one good one to stay.

 

 

 

Also, mom and dad wants her to quit the industry. But she insists.

 

 

 

Thus, at Superbowl. She mentions, "hey mom, hey dad." It's to say, I can quit anytime, yet I'm here living my life--for them. For us.

 

 

She wants to be an example for our whinny ass.

 

 

Joanne is not about her aunt. It's about the both of them.

 

 

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REALITY

This is a really interesting theory.

It's just so heartbreaking and heart-wrenching to see Gaga in such awful pain. The majority of us thought that she was finally in a better place writing Joanne, but it looks like her experience has been full of pain. 

𝔊𝔬𝔬𝔡𝔟𝔶𝔢, ℑ'𝔩𝔩 𝔰𝔢𝔢 𝔶𝔬𝔲 𝔦𝔫 𝔪𝔶 𝔡𝔯𝔢𝔞𝔪𝔰
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PunkTheFunk
Just now, M Monstre said:

This is a really interesting theory.

It's just so heartbreaking and heart-wrenching to see Gaga in such awful pain. The majority of us thought that she was finally in a better place writing Joanne, but it looks like her experience has been full of pain. 

We always make that mistake.

"BTW is her liberation album!! She is finally in her happy place."

"She is finally expressing herself on ARTPOP! She is in her happy place now."

"Joanne is a raw, emotional album about her love for her family. She is finally in her happy place."

Nope. She's simply a human, eternally suffering, finding different ways of expressing her pain and longing to the world. 

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2010 interview:

"I'm connected to my aunt, Joanne, who died of lupus," Lady Gaga told the Times last week. "It's a personal thing." 

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LateToCult

 Lupus is very serious. My aunt passed away a little over a year ago from complications brought on by it. She wasn't even 30 yet. 

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LordEnigma

I think why I connect with Gaga so much is because she is a person that suffers behind the lights. I pretend so much that I'm this happy, controlled person but I'm a complete mess when I go home at night.

She doesn't fake happiness, she's just a human making her mark in history.

Im so excited for this documentary!

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GypsyBabe

I sincerely hope not. I would never wish the pain that I suffer on her. 

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Wixson

It's a possibility, but it's also not the first time the artist of 5F2's poster used that concept: 

It's just the way he does his art.

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