If Lady Gaga Didn't Exist

[dannydevito 10,658]

Just now, CautiousLurker said:

If Gaga didn't exist, reverse thredian expeditions wouldn't exist 

idk about that xtina would've probably invented them

[CautiousLurker 19,482]

Just now, dannydevito said:

idk about that xtina would've probably invented them

Xtina knows who Andy Warhol is? 

[dannydevito 10,658]

Just now, CautiousLurker said:

Xtina knows who Andy Warhol is? 

she would cuz without gaga bionic wouldn't have flopped, thus earning the necessary amount of money needed for the start of a massive world tour that would've ended with a gross equivalent to that of the Monster Ball. When she ended it, she would've decided to take a 5-year hiatus, which she would've used to travel the world, one of the stops being the museum in which marilyn monroe's andy warhol piece is being kept. She would've found that work interesting, and when she was asked to think about a possible cover art for her new album, she would've chosen a picture of her with the same effect andy warhol used in his work. The cover would've been critically praised for his obvious "Warhol influence". When xtina read the reviews, she discovered that the work she so much liked was made by an artist named Andy Warhol, thanks to the critics pointing it out. She didn't see the name of the painting when she saw it for the first time, and for a brief second she thought the cover was an original idea of hers. When she released that album, the critics praised it and it received a 99/100 metascore score, thus putting it on the list of one of the greatest albums of all time.  She earned a lot of royalties, so she decided to start working on ha next album. She took advantage of the Warhol effect in ha work and started writing a manifesto containing the quote "A reverse Warholian expedition", which she invented when being drunk. the critics loved it even tho xtina thought of it as something without sense.

and thats how she would've come up with that phrase

[CautiousLurker 19,482]

2 minutes ago, dannydevito said:

When xtina read the reviews...

Good one 

 

[AddMeOnMYSPACE 2,042]

fashion would be like the early 00's and I would probably still be stanning Rihanna Katy (I still kinda do).  Also, the shade I threw at kerli back in freshmen year wouldn't exist.  (I was one of those messy stans)

[Enigma 7,182]

Then Miley would still be spitting glitter 

[FameHookah 4,666]

i would be dead, no joke

 

i wouldnt even have my boyfriend which i met 7 years ago thanks to Alejandro (the song), so that leads to me not being a youtuber (i became one thanks to my boyfriend) and having all the amazing opportunities i have now.

 

it really depressing to think about it..

[dannydevito 10,658]

1 minute ago, FameHookah said:

i would be dead, no joke

 

i wouldnt even have my boyfriend which i met 7 years ago thanks to Alejandro (the song), so that leads to me not being a youtuber (i became one thanks to my boyfriend) and having all the amazing opportunities i have now.

 

it really depressing to think about it..

stay strong

[Ferrer Zorola 3,966]

I've thought of this many times before. 

I would still be that loser kid I was in high school.

With SpongeBob teeth, pizza face, chubby and a bad hair cut.

I would be part of the GP since I'm not that big of a fan of the pop scene or culture anymore.

The closest to a fave would be Ariana. But she would have come very late in my life. 5 years late. Maybe in 5 years I would have taken my life idk.

I have thought of how I would move on if she retired too. She is always going to have room in my heart but I would try to shake it off coldly and call B and Christina my faves since those two were the only pop stars that collaborated with her.

She turned me into the best version of myself. 

[Ada 1,665]

You've got my respect now, DeVito.