Gaga Conspiracy Theories

[Tom Nook 37,808]

27 minutes ago, gagagoogoose said:

The real Lady Gaga died after ARTPOP is released. ARTPOP era became a mess because a Lady Gaga impersonator took her spot and pretended to be her, but we all know she was struggling with the new adjustment.

Instead of relying on theatrics, the Gaga impersonator began her vocal training with Tony Bennett, trying to cover up the fact that she is not the real Gaga. That's why her voice sounded more nasally and vocals are stronger than FameGa/TFMGa. She took a long break in between ARTPOP and C2C to do just that + adding new tattoos in her body exactly where the original Gaga had.

Taylor Kinney was the first to notice that she is not the original Gaga. That led to their public break-up in 2016. 

You might ask yourself, why does Gaga constantly go to E**one? That was because the public was slowly recognizing the difference in the facial features between the original Gaga and the impersonator. She had to add fillers to give an illusion that she deliberately changes her facial features to avoid a public headline.

Another noticeable difference between the original Gaga and the impersonator was the fan interaction. You can see that the old Gaga loved to be in the public eye, and she was very appreciative of the fans who jumpstart her career, but the impersonator doesn't share the passion that the original Gaga has. She loves the celebrity life. That's why you noticed that Gaga is having more and more celebrity friends when the original Gaga despised having friends with celebrities, calling them pretentious.

Melissa Vandella who 

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55 minutes ago, Possibly Maybe said:

The Illuminati's recruitment consists of public embarrassment and ARTPOP's commercial flop status was Gaga's recruitment 

I actually beleive some of that,no one can be successful for soo long with out a flop

[PerfectIllusion 6,616]

3 minutes ago, Alolan Raichu said:

Melissa Vandella who 

Its Amazing what a good nose job can do 

[whore 11,447]

13 minutes ago, Alolan Raichu said:

Melissa Vandella who 

She's also ten years older, and hair color and style can dramatically change your appearance anyway. Not denying she's ever had work done though 

[Maleficent 6]

1 hour ago, gagagoogoose said:

The real Lady Gaga died after ARTPOP is released. ARTPOP era became a mess because a Lady Gaga impersonator took her spot and pretended to be her, but we all know she was struggling with the new adjustment.

Instead of relying on theatrics, the Gaga impersonator began her vocal training with Tony Bennett, trying to cover up the fact that she is not the real Gaga. That's why her voice sounded more nasally and vocals are stronger than FameGa/TFMGa. She took a long break in between ARTPOP and C2C to do just that + adding new tattoos in her body exactly where the original Gaga had.

Taylor Kinney was the first to notice that she is not the original Gaga. That led to their public break-up in 2016. 

You might ask yourself, why does Gaga constantly go to E**one? That was because the public was slowly recognizing the difference in the facial features between the original Gaga and the impersonator. She had to add fillers to give an illusion that she deliberately changes her facial features to avoid a public headline.

Another noticeable difference between the original Gaga and the impersonator was the fan interaction. You can see that the old Gaga loved to be in the public eye, and she was very appreciative of the fans who jumpstart her career, but the impersonator doesn't share the passion that the original Gaga has. She loves the celebrity life. That's why you noticed that Gaga is having more and more celebrity friends when the original Gaga despised having celebrity friends, calling them pretentious.

Way too realistic

[C1trus 4,341]

16 hours ago, Maleficent said:

 

It looks like PianoGa is the thing now

[DrugAway 64]

Her broken  hip (allegedly) was a cover to make up for the fact that the BTW tour wasn't selling that well.That way she could cancel the remaing concerts without any backslash.   She has no scar marks on her hip/leg

[Stephen 30,432]

1 hour ago, PerfectIllusion said:

Christian Carino is actually Papa Joe's brother and Gaga's uncle. Not many people know this but he's transexual, he had Sex reassignment surgery in 1974! Before that, he was known as Joanne Germanotta!!! He faked his death the same year in fear of being rejected by family but came back in 2016 anD promised to stay FOREVER! He really likes his niece, they became best friends but Stefani can't tell the truth so she must pretend she's "dating" him.

OH MY GOD  

[PerfectIllusion 6,616]

1 minute ago, Steve Nasty said:

OH MY GOD  

I was inspired by this fanbase saying he looks like Gaga's father dont blame me 

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it's all about me. 

all of it. 

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1 hour ago, DrugAway said:

Her broken  hip (allegedly) was a cover to make up for the fact that the BTW tour wasn't selling that well.That way she could cancel the remaing concerts without any backslash.   She has no scar marks on her hip/leg

I'M SHOOK

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58 minutes ago, Steve Nasty said:

OH MY GOD  

I actually couldn't tell who was who

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Conspiracy Theory:

Lady Gaga never had an Aunt Joanne...Joanne is a demon that entered Lady Gaga in January 2016. Taylor Kinney noticed differences about her (she was starting to wear cowboy hats, her nose and cheeks changed, and she started singing about masturbation). He had to break up with her because she wasn't being herself. So one day in January 2017, Taylor was walking while Joanne called upon hell's legions and had the demon Cristian Carino enter him. His looks changed drastically. Now Christian and Joanne are ready to have their first baby named Lina Morgana.