dannydevito 10,658 Posted August 10, 2017 Share Posted August 10, 2017 make up a gaga conspiracy theory ill start by saying she didnt actually write bad romance, instead she invited sia to lunch saying she would find free wigs and then locked ha in the basement, keeping there against her will. People didnt know this but beyonce was actually the second person to kidnap poor sia after gaga Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
whore 11,447 Posted August 10, 2017 Share Posted August 10, 2017 The Illuminati's recruitment consists of public embarrassment and ARTPOP's commercial flop status was Gaga's recruitment Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bryan Alcala 262 Posted August 10, 2017 Share Posted August 10, 2017 Gaga tells us she's Italian all the time to distract us from the fact that she's low key an alien birthed by this cult site Put on your shades, 'cause I'll be dancing in the flames Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom Nook 37,808 Posted August 10, 2017 Share Posted August 10, 2017 The Gaga that performs at the tour is a bot, the real Gaga appears during Angel Down so that she doesn't break her hip again the reason why she was late was because she had to recharge @ 2:10 USB stick in her spine Uh Red Wine... Convict... Gah Gah... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Perfect ionist 446 Posted August 10, 2017 Share Posted August 10, 2017 2 minutes ago, Possibly Maybe said: The Illuminati's recruitment consists of public embarrassment and ARTPOP's commercial flop status was Gaga's recruitment But what about Katy I thought she was in it a long time ago. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
dannydevito 10,658 Posted August 10, 2017 Author Share Posted August 10, 2017 4 minutes ago, Possibly Maybe said: The Illuminati's recruitment consists of public embarrassment and ARTPOP's commercial flop status was Gaga's recruitment what about all the other eras tho Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
C1trus 4,341 Posted August 10, 2017 Share Posted August 10, 2017 Conspiracy behind EpioneGa Donatella Versace vows to give Gaga all iconic customized Versace outfits in exchange that Gaga will follow Donatella’s physical appearance path. Gaga accidentally agreed Because of this, Gaga wrote Perfect Illusion. ι'м ρυℓℓιηg үσυя sтяιηgs Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
n0ne 13,105 Posted August 10, 2017 Share Posted August 10, 2017 Jo is actually her estranged twin brother. He was always a problem child and had problems with the family and had an incestourous relationship with Gaga, so that's why he's hardly mentioned and never in any old family photos. "My people… need to let our bitchiness out. Otherwise, it turns to bile and poisons us" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom Nook 37,808 Posted August 10, 2017 Share Posted August 10, 2017 1 minute ago, lilmonster93 said: Jo is actually her estranged twin brother. He was always a problem child and had problems with the family and had an incestourous relationship with Gaga, so that's why he's hardly mentioned and never in any old family photos. There needs to be an omfg reaction Uh Red Wine... Convict... Gah Gah... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
fivefoottwo 3,108 Posted August 10, 2017 Share Posted August 10, 2017 l*na m*rg**a Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
whore 11,447 Posted August 10, 2017 Share Posted August 10, 2017 15 minutes ago, dannydevito said: what about all the other eras tho Her proving her addition would be worthy The Fame/Monster was her proving she can top the world in a heartbeat, and Born This Way proved she isn't afraid of controversy Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
whore 11,447 Posted August 10, 2017 Share Posted August 10, 2017 21 minutes ago, Perfect ionist said: But what about Katy I thought she was in it a long time ago. She's had her public embarrassment countless times Witness was truly just a mistake Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
gagagoogoose 30,952 Posted August 10, 2017 Share Posted August 10, 2017 The real Lady Gaga died after ARTPOP is released. ARTPOP era became a mess because a Lady Gaga impersonator took her spot and pretended to be her, but we all know she was struggling with the new adjustment. Instead of relying on theatrics, the Gaga impersonator began her vocal training with Tony Bennett, trying to cover up the fact that she is not the real Gaga. That's why her voice sounded more nasally and vocals are stronger than FameGa/TFMGa. She took a long break in between ARTPOP and C2C to do just that + adding new tattoos in her body exactly where the original Gaga had. Taylor Kinney was the first to notice that she is not the original Gaga. That led to their public break-up in 2016. You might ask yourself, why does Gaga constantly go to E**one? That was because the public was slowly recognizing the difference in the facial features between the original Gaga and the impersonator. She had to add fillers to give an illusion that she deliberately changes her facial features to avoid a public headline. Another noticeable difference between the original Gaga and the impersonator was the fan interaction. You can see that the old Gaga loved to be in the public eye, and she was very appreciative of the fans who jumpstart her career, but the impersonator doesn't share the passion that the original Gaga has. She loves the celebrity life. That's why you noticed that Gaga is having more and more celebrity friends when the original Gaga despised having celebrity friends, calling them pretentious. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
PerfectIllusion 6,616 Posted August 10, 2017 Share Posted August 10, 2017 Christian Carino is actually Papa Joe's brother and Gaga's uncle. Not many people know this but he's transexual, he had Sex reassignment surgery in 1974! Before that, he was known as Joanne Germanotta!!! He faked his death the same year in fear of being rejected by family but came back in 2016 anD promised to stay FOREVER! He really likes his niece, they became best friends but Stefani can't tell the truth so she must pretend she's "dating" him. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
PerfectIllusion 6,616 Posted August 10, 2017 Share Posted August 10, 2017 16 minutes ago, gagagoogoose said: You might ask yourself, why does Gaga constantly go to E**one? That was because the public was slowly recognizing the difference in the facial features between the original Gaga and the impersonator. She had to add fillers to give an illusion that she deliberately changes her facial features to avoid a public headline. i knew there's a reason for that!! No one in their right mind would do that... I guess she has no choice Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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