Types of Little Monsters

[ANVEEROY 61,217]

4 minutes ago, ryanripley said:

we're too busy f*cking our dads  

 

 

[Phoebe Buffay 12,525]

I am definitely one of the Twitter stans 

[Enzo 37,977]

You forgot the flop fans like me

[Ada 1,665]

I don't think I'm one of those but omg did I laugh

[Decodekid 28,262]

28 minutes ago, KleinGa said:

This is just a few:

1. The Twitter Stans - They scout Twitter looking for anyone bashing Gaga and always pull receipts and links. Their favorite one “600 awards and nominations just 7 years into her career, your fave?”. They’re delusional and think everything Gaga ever produced was a hit. Tweets one line 20 times when Gaga is online, just so Gaga can notice them. Oh and they love to let the world know “Gaga noticed x1” which they think means: “Gaga and I are best friends, we shave each other”.

 

2. The Youtubsters - After the reaction wave that came with the Superbowl, the Youtubsters had one goal and one goal only: convert The Straights™. They’re the ones responsible for Dylan The Hunty, Ajayall etc… They literally go on every reaction video and comment “react to Paparazzi VMA 2009”, “react to Lady Gaga Applause” etc…

This is literally their second language.

Normal Person: Hey, what’s up?

Little Youtubster: “react to emotional Lady Gaga tribute of 2016 featuring best lady gaga live moments”

 

3. The Facebook Delulu -  Okay, they might be a bit outdated but yes, they exist. They think changing their last name to “Germanotta” automatically makes them one of Gaga’s mother’s sister, cousin’s brother, sister’s sister. They always comment on the Lady Gaga page thinking one day Gaga will reply to them.

 

4. Brazilians -  #BrazilNeedsGaga #GagaComeToBrazil

 

5. Little Managers/ Chartsters - They exist EVERYWHERE. Ready to tell Gaga how many times she should’ve been on Ellen and always knows where ‘Summerboy’ charted in that one weekend. Also delulu and thinks everything can be a hit if Gaga promotes. They scream “promo” when they orgasm.

 

6. GGDers - They’re always horny, thinks everyone is a hunty, ready to have incest, ready to f*ck their dads, always give real good relationship advice which somehow always ends in “pop that Bussy and tell us about it later”. I mean?

There's more, look out for a second hit thread. coming soon. 

THE ACCURACY THO 

I NEEDED THIS THREAD 

[SILENT HILL 1,715]

I'm somewhat number 5 but other than that these don't fit me well at all lol

[buttsicle 6,484]

You forgot the type of GGDer who sh*tposts and just makes jokes out of everything.

Spoiler

me af 

 

[Letmelivemylife 8,715]

Then there's me who thinks everyday should be free hug day and who personally recruited 4 friends to distribute "buy Joanne" flyers to all 300+ people in my apartment building (my landlord was so mad). There's a running joke among us that I'm like the missionaries who knock on your door and say " excuse me but do have 5 minutes to discuss our lord and savior Jesus Christ ?" except mine is "do you have 5 minutes to discuss the power of being a little monster?" 😂 I'll be a little monster until the day I die

[Decodekid 28,262]

Also 

Grown Ones: the ones that always say:  "I'm grow and life's too difficult for me to care about if Gaga's next single is country or pop" they also tell you to get a life but are secretly nostalgic about TFM days. 

Radical Newbies: The ones that literally criticize everything 

The Delulu Dailys: Posting threads every 2 hours about a documentary, there's always a new documentary, new single or EP, but when asked for receipts their sources are some random twitter accounts with a cringy try hard profile pics. the use this emoticon a lot: . They tend to have a HQ avi and 230 likes , user name examples @ARTPOPp2332 @thelovegame @itwasntlove02 

[KleinGa 18,177]

2 minutes ago, Decodekid said:

Also 

Grown Ones: the ones that always say:  "I'm grow and life's too difficult for me to care about if Gaga's next single is country or pop" they also tell you to get a life but are secretly nostalgic about TFM days. 

Radical Newbies: The ones that literally criticize everything 

The Delulu Dailys: Posting threads every 2 hours about a documentary, there's always a new documentary, new single or EP, but when asked for receipts their sources are some random twitter accounts with a cringy try hard profile pics. the use this emoticon a lot: 

All coming soon to my Types of Little Monsters 2.0 thread. I've got a whole lot more up my sleeve lmfao 

[Decodekid 28,262]

3 minutes ago, KleinGa said:

All coming soon to my Types of Little Monsters 2.0 thread. I've got a whole lot more up my sleeve lmfao 

def forgot about these ones 

Youtube Comment Spammers: Convincing everyone about Gaga's talent to the point they are embarrassing themselves, they tend to be Brazilians too.

NYC monsters: They've met Gaga so much that they decide wether or not to take a picture of her depending if her outfit is good or not that day. 

[gagagoogoose 30,952]

@KleinGa, you forgot this:

Little Meltdownsters - They believe in every rumor Gaga insiders create and get themselves hyped despite no promises by Gaga. When the rumor turns out to be false, they feel betrayed and blame Gaga for it. Example:

Insiders: "Guys I heard TC music video is being filmed and will be released this Tuesday. I have a very reliable source. Get yourselves hyped! Our wigs aren't safe."

*a week later*

Little Meltdownsters: "Where the f**k is TC music video? Gaga is supposed to release it! There goes her chance of a summer hit. She really needs to fire her team of Yes men and hire Katy's team. This is a mess."

Little Monstrosities/Complainers - These so called "fans" always set unrealistic expectation of Gaga and criticize her for not delivering up to their standards. Their posts are negative, has no solid explanations, and are worthy of record-breaking excuse-me-nos. They also love comparing today's Gaga with the TFM/BTW Gaga. Example:

Little Monstrosities/Complainers: "JWT sucks! I can't believe Gaga would do something so lame. The old Gaga would never have done that!"

Hope this helps! 

[KleinGa 18,177]

Just now, gagagoogoose said:

@KleinGa, you forgot this:

Little Meltdownsters - They believe in every rumor Gaga insiders create and get themselves hyped despite no promises by Gaga. When the rumor turns out to be false, they feel betrayed and blame Gaga for it. Example:

Insiders: "Guys I heard TC music video is being filmed and will be released this Tuesday. I have a very reliable source. Get yourselves hyped! Our wigs aren't safe."

*a week later*

Little Meltdownsters: "Where the f**k is TC music video? Gaga is supposed to release it! There goes her chance of a summer hit. She really needs to fire her team of Yes men and hire Katy's team. This is a mess."

Little Monstrosities/Complainers - These so called "fans" always set unrealistic expectation of Gaga and criticize her for not delivering up to their standards. Their posts are negative, has no solid explanations, and are worthy of record-breaking excuse-me-nos. They also love comparing today's Gaga with the TFM/BTW Gaga. Example:

Little Monstrosities/Complainers: "JWT sucks! I can't believe Gaga would do something so lame. The old Gaga would never have done that!"

Hope this helps! 

I'll credit you once I make the second thread. 

[PartySick 160,297]

Add #7. People like @Letmelivemylife and myself who bought into all that "Mother Monster" stuff and actually love the woman as a person

'Cause I'd be that and #6, obviously

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