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This is just a few:

1. The Twitter Stans - They scout Twitter looking for anyone bashing Gaga and always pull receipts and links. Their favorite one “600 awards and nominations just 7 years into her career, your fave?”. They’re delusional and think everything Gaga ever produced was a hit. Tweets one line 20 times when Gaga is online, just so Gaga can notice them. Oh and they love to let the world know “Gaga noticed x1” which they think means: “Gaga and I are best friends, we shave each other”.

 

2. The Youtubsters - After the reaction wave that came with the Superbowl, the Youtubsters had one goal and one goal only: convert The Straights™. They’re the ones responsible for Dylan The Hunty, Ajayall etc… They literally go on every reaction video and comment “react to Paparazzi VMA 2009”, “react to Lady Gaga Applause” etc…

This is literally their second language.

Normal Person: Hey, what’s up?

Little Youtubster: “react to emotional Lady Gaga tribute of 2016 featuring best lady gaga live moments”

 

3. The Facebook Delulu -  Okay, they might be a bit outdated but yes, they exist. They think changing their last name to “Germanotta” automatically makes them one of Gaga’s mother’s sister, cousin’s brother, sister’s sister. They always comment on the Lady Gaga page thinking one day Gaga will reply to them.

 

4. Brazilians -  #BrazilNeedsGaga #GagaComeToBrazil

 

5. Little Managers/ Chartsters - They exist EVERYWHERE. Ready to tell Gaga how many times she should’ve been on Ellen and always knows where ‘Summerboy’ charted in that one weekend. Also delulu and thinks everything can be a hit if Gaga promotes. They scream “promo” when they orgasm.

 

6. GGDers - They’re always horny, thinks everyone is a hunty, ready to have incest, ready to f*ck their dads, always give real good relationship advice which somehow always ends in “pop that Bussy and tell us about it later”. I mean?

There's more, look out for a second hit thread. coming soon. 

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Daenerys

I don't find myself on any of these numbers tho :oprah:

Daenerys of the House Targaryen, the First of Her Name, The Unburnt, Queen of the Andals, the Rhoynar and the First Men, Queen of Meereen
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ZiggyZiggs
4 minutes ago, KleinGa said:

 

6. GGDers - They’re always horny, thinks everyone is a hunty, ready to have incest, ready to f*ck their dads, always give real good relationship advice which somehow always ends in “pop that Bussy and tell us about it later”. I mean?

well I'm not any of that but if I had to pick one I would be this I guess. What can I say, I have daddy and mommy issues :poot: 

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I am Brazilian + GGDer - ready to **** my dad

If you see me posting like crazy, I'm either bored or procrastinating.
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donutellha

:poot: what about the little artsers, graphic designers, traders, and collectors :poot: 

Walk down the runway but don't puke, it's okay. You just had 10 donuts today. Without frosting.
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KleinGa
Just now, donutellha said:

:poot: what about the little artsers, graphic designers, traders, and collectors :poot: 

all coming soon :poot:

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ryanripley
Just now, donutellha said:

:poot: what about the little artsers, graphic designers, traders, and collectors :poot: 

we're too busy f*cking our dads :poot: 

https://goo.gl/xMgMvJ
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mrdurrs
9 minutes ago, KleinGa said:

 

4. Brazilians -  #BrazilNeedsGaga #GagaComeToBrazil

 

5. Little Managers/ Chartsters - They exist EVERYWHERE. Ready to tell Gaga how many times she should’ve been on Ellen and always knows where ‘Summerboy’ charted in that one weekend. Also delulu and thinks everything can be a hit if Gaga promotes. They scream “promo” when they orgasm.

yes.

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ANVEEROY

I am trying to fit in this but not happening 

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Stream Kylie-Janet Discographies!
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