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What Joanne World Tour WONT be...


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Vergil
5 hours ago, Lil Mxnster said:

I stopped read there

It wasn't revolutionary. Born This Way was boring at times, Just Dance was a no, Million Reasons was too long and Bad Romance same as Born This Way/Million Reasons.

EDIT: YASS give me that excuse me no record that I love:pray:

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lost in limbo
12 minutes ago, Nono said:

Yes I did :poot:

I find it funny for some reason :poot:

:poot: 

this is the state of grace, this is the worthwhile fight
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ShockPop
14 minutes ago, Nono said:

And then we all wake up and realise it was just a dream :poot:

It was a perfect illusion. :v:

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not asher613

well  bsht show was general revue of her big numbers which was apparently a preview of the tour, she canceled joanne theme promo show, wasn't rehearsing, and oh tried to get married instead of doing the tour altogether so... hmm maybe we can expect basically exactly the coachella show which everyone livestreamed already.

here's the thing though- little joanne- has no haus. gaga- has yes heavy haus. so jojo can sing and monsters can feast on the spectacle of genius and passion that is the product of their commitment to her vision. people have been asking asking- is she leaving us? is she going away? and the answer, sadly, has been yes at every turn.  But whose haus is it really? we are not starting a-yo L Jojo shooting for the stars, this is the High Lady coming home to her monsters. She said it a million times, she does it all for one reason. 

 And joanne, off by herself, how much was she worth anyway? she could sing. she didnt seem to like dancing much. her   body? we'll call it a 'stock' pop singer's body to be gentle. she had the hits, and they had her. And this is the joke. How could you take her away from those people without separating her from HER people.  This they failed to realize. What makes gaga different from Joanne? 

HAUS

her people is a family- with tiers and weird cousins and all that but it goes right to the door of her dressing room. do you remember how her sister natalie was helping her make some last minute costume adjustments before the ht show? WHAT THE **** DO YOU THINK THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO MEAN? WHAT DID THAT WHOLE PILE OF (emmy nominated) GARBAGE EVEN SAY? It said gaga is not enough.  jojo is not enough. she needs her people and this tour willl be something her monsters forgot to hope for. the good ones who still believe in her will be rewarded, those who snub it will be burned and the ones who buy anyway cringing, we will see. 

three things I will now tell you: 1.I hope I'm not wrong 2. the choreography will probably be the basic standard for all her hits AND 3)the fact that she's bringing bowie into this (as with the sbht) means that she intends to make a serious statement about society, and likely introduce herself as an agent for change she sees in the world at large. It will be epic no matter what, question is how big of binoculars you will need to see it. I love her.

2 hours ago, ShockPop said:

From what we've half seen so far it appears like she'll do a modern twist on 1980s pop tours of Janet Jackson who was the undisputed queen of touring in the 80s.

I hope there's a gimmick of some kind to link each act together.

Can you imagine if each interlude was her reading a faux diary that lead one act to the next? I'd personally like that alot (with Ruth Hogben visuals obvs).

For example: Gaga falling into a pool of black liquid, slow motion, reaching forward to the viewer for help.  She's in a couture white wedding dress. Cut to Gaga walking through the desert at dusk (orange sky behind) dripping in black looking lost. The voice over speaks about loneliness and how she longs for the touch of skin on skin. Video she snaps off a pearl necklace (zoom in on pearls falling to the floor) she takes off her tar soaked dress and the image begins to strobe. She begins to touch herself sexually but we can't really see anything. "It was like a dream where it felt good to be lonely" which leads into the sex act: "dancing in circles", "sexxx dreams", "Poker face", "Bad Romance".

Then that leads into another monologue with a gaga track background and avant garde video.

I came.

 

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inalustforlife
4 hours ago, Nono said:

It wont be

1) Monster ball 2.0( yall know that and stop already) :emma:

2) messy as artGrave( altho i like artrave, it was messy sisters and yall know it 2.0)

3) game changer( it will be a great tour but i dont see somethin revolutionary in it, for example Super Bowl wasnt revolutionary. There were iconic Gaga moments but nothing new and fresh on the table)

and thats my opinion which i hope i can write since i was in GGD prison and baned for 84 years :poot:

 

Well Gaga flew and is rumoured to on the JWT

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Tom Nook

You have been making some easily disputed Gaga posts lately OP :emma:

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Uh Red Wine... Convict... Gah Gah...
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1 hour ago, Alolan Raichu said:

You have been making some easily disputed Gaga posts lately OP :emma:

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Lately? I just made 2 posts today? And didnt make any posts for 6 months???

Block yourself please

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1 hour ago, privateillusion said:

You should go back to being banned again :lolly:

And you should stay as your name says

a private illusion sweetie :reductive:

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not asher613
15 hours ago, Sky del Blue said:

I believe I never agreed less with OP on GGD

Sis, wyd?

Superbowl wasn't revolutionary? Then why don't you jump from the roof in front of millions of people

it may have been revolutionary in terms of precedent and spectacle but it fails to meet The Lady's standards re pushing artistic or psychological boundaries. It was weak whiskey circ de solei not high octaga impact. we need to wonder what life is what women are what is the meaning of fashion and presentation. she did adress those questions as she always does but in a way that can, in no way be considered revolutionary. the opposite- painfully common

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