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The Emoji Movie: 6% on RT


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5 minutes ago, xoxo lou said:

2 out  of 10 :selena:

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4 hours ago, MarlonBrando7 said:

And an inexperienced director 

we'll see :pray:

He produced American Sniper which got him an Oscar nomination. I'm not saying producing = directing, but he's worked with many talented directors including David O'Russell and Clint Eastwood so let's hope he learnt something from them.

Angela Bassett directed the acclaimed episode (Chapter 6) on Roanoke though, and some critics called it one of the best AHS episodes ever executed. Kathy Bates is also directing one for Cult. So let's have some faith in actor-directors.

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This movie makes me want to kill myself.
Author: loraleejessome from Canada
28 July 2017

When I was a child I loved to draw cartoons and was inspired by the many brilliant works of Disney and other classic animation. It was a lifelong dream that I would one day become an animator myself. How stupid I was, not thinking just how much the would change as I became an adult. Western 2D animation is dead, which is awful enough, but now they've come out with this brainless, mindless mess of pus-yellow-colored human waste. My dreams are dead. Everything I worked so hard at was a waste. A FAILURE. NO ONE in North America has ANY talent anymore. Last year we did have some decent stuff like Zootopia and Finding Dory, but this year it was two leaps forwards, a hundred gigantic leaps back. Now will someone kindly stop the world so I can get off?

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Cancer incarnate
Author: srvouriot from Australia
28 July 2017

Please, anyone reading this, do not go out and spend money on this 'film'. By doing so, you will be paving the way for the inevitable Emoji cinematic universe or 'Fidget Spinner: The Movie'. Never before have I deemed a movie to be evil, but the very act of taking the icons you use on your phone to convey some sort of emotion and converting them into the subject of an actual movie aimed at little kids is deeply sinister and shameless. A movie like this only further encourages the tech and screen obsessed children of 2017 to suck harder on the corporate teat that has consumed their entire short existence. Products like The Emoji Movie contribute heavily to the dumbing down of the culture and will only succeed in producing even more mindless and braindead drones. Just imagine for a second an entire generation of kids who grew up watching The Emoji Movie. I shudder at the thought. Cynical and shamelessly corporate crap like this 'film' only contributes further to a degenerate and dying culture. I mean we got the Angry Birds Movie last year and The Lego Ninjago Movie is still to come. How have children's movies come to this? Apps and plastic toy bricks are now greenlit into multi million dollar movies. This is child exploitation by corporations at it's finest, and the sad thing is many people don't seem to care. Watching magical and inspiring films as a child can help shape your morals, personality and even an artistic sensibility. I shudder to think of the types of people The Emoji Movie will produce.

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