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There's no need to imagine. It's real. So far, 21 is the best selling album of the year and I don't see another album being able to outsell it in the next 6 months.

EDIT: The FF Tour is awesome.

True I guess. Guess no big artists are releasing albums this year that could sell more.

Imagine if it's the best selling album in 2013 then :troll:

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Glad no one's dragging Katy fans/stans like usual. She gave me to two great albums. And has the US in her hands. Idk about outside of the U.S. though.

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Glad no one's dragging Katy fans/stans like usual. She gave me to two great albums. And has the US in her hands. Idk about outside of the U.S. though.

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My favorite was getting excited over the smallest bit of effort. I am the definition of that. I see Britney doing the smallest thing and I'll pee myself with joy.

Glad no one's dragging Katy fans/stans like usual. She gave me to two great albums. And has the US in her hands. Idk about outside of the U.S. though.

The UK perhaps, TD sold over 1 million copies there.

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To talk like a Gaga stan you must act as if pop music did not exist before "Poker Face". As with most stans, Gaga stans have no sense of history and seem to believe that Lady Gaga invented the following things:

  • Music Videos

  • Avant Garde Fashion

  • Water

  • Dance Music

  • Pop Music

  • Gay Rights

  • Anal Sex

  • Oxygen

  • The Solar System

  • Beyonce

  • Bis-xualty

DYING!!!

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To talk like a Gaga stan you must act as if pop music did not exist before "Poker Face". As with most stans, Gaga stans have no sense of history and seem to believe that Lady Gaga invented the following things:

  • Music Videos

  • Avant Garde Fashion

  • Water

  • Dance Music

  • Pop Music

  • Gay Rights

  • Anal Sex

  • Oxygen

  • The Solar System

  • Beyonce

  • Bis-xualty

DYING!!!

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How To Piss Off a Rihanna Stan

Any topic involving Chris Brown, Beyonce, #1 albums in the United States, selling concert tickets in the United States, dancing, or live singing should get them hot and bothered.

:worship:

Performance Style

Taking a 3 minute up-tempo pop/electro/dance song and turning it into a 5-hour Negro spiritual.

Guess who?

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lol uh. Right.

In terms of touring Lady Gaga makes Katy's tour non existent.

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The following are examples of unacceptable and inappropriate uses of the term "Queen of Pop":

Khia is the Queen of Pop

Mandy Moore is the Queen of Pop

Cassie is the Queen of Pop

KP and Envy are the Queens of Pop

The Cheetah Girls are the Queens of Pop

Mindless Behavior are the Queens of Pop

Cherri Dennis is the Queen of Pop

Nicole Scherzinsippsippinonsomesizzurp is the Queen of Pop

Heidi Montag is the Queen of Pop

Christina Aguilera is the Queen of Pop

Kim Zolziack is the Queen of Pop

Ke$ha is the Queen of Pop

Blu Cantrell is the Queen of Pop

Isis Brown is the Queen of Pop

Paris Hilson is the Queen of Pop

Samantha Mumba is the Queen of Pop

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How To Talk Like a Britney Spears Stan

Talking like a Britney Spears stan requires you to repeatedly abuse and misuse of the words "epic" "slay" and "legend". You must also get excited over the smallest bit of effort (or no effort at all).

Example:

"Did you see Britney on the Billboard Awards? SHE SLAYYYYYYED THAT PERFORMANCE! She walked out pissed on herself, and ran off stage. EPIC!

She's such a legend she didn't even have to move her lips to the music. Only legends can do that! I bet those Gaga stans were PRESSED!

SHE'S SUCH A LEGENDARY LEGEND!

LEGENDY SPEARS >>>>>> Your Favorite

:lmao:

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Performance Style

Taking a 3 minute up-tempo pop/electro/dance song and turning it into a 5-hour Negro spiritual.

Guess who?

X-Tina

Christina just canceled a show in the Chipotle parking lot due to poor ticket sales. Ticketmaster is so pressed over Christina.

Christina just fell on stage. The laws of gravity are so pressed over Christina.

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Christina just canceled a show in the Chipotle parking lot due to poor ticket sales. Ticketmaster is so pressed over Christina.

Christina just fell on stage. The laws of gravity are so pressed over Christina.

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