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These fake lyrics I made for Ratchet when I was thirteen are all over the Internet. There are some spelling mistakes and the lyrics are a mess. The cringe is massive.

https://lyrics.az/dj-white-shadow/-/ratchet.html

https://genius.com/Lady-gaga-ratchet-lyrics

https://drlrcs.com/i/hTcznbjFnDC6/lady-gaga-ratchet

MANiCURE slick 
Cheap lipstick 
Runnin' outta control 
Sexy slutty chick 
Walking in New York City 
Long ass heels 
And she runs runs runs runs 
Like A RATCHET GIRL 
You won't fool me again with your teathre 
You won't fool me again ratchet girl 
RATCHET, RATCHET, RATCHET 
Leopard bitch walking to his heart 
Like a wolve, like a wolve 
She's faster than the rays of sun 
RATCHET, RATCHET, RATCHET

BEYONCÉ

Fake svarosky rings 
She used all her dollar bills 
To snatch all the weaves 
She calls herself RATCHET 
But she's just a flatter 
Cucci cucci bag 
Fake versace dress 
thinks she's a hollywood star 
LADY GAGA 
And she runs runs runs runs 
Like A RATCHET GIRL 
You won't fool me again with your teathre 
You won't fool me again ratchet girl 
RATCHET, RATCHET, RATCHET 
Leopard bitch walking to his heart 
Like a wolve, like a wolve 
She's faster than the rays of sun 
RATCHET, RATCHET, RATCHET 
(RHYTHM CHANGE - BREAKDOWN)

BEYONCÉ

Hoola hoola hop 
Ratchet girl 
Don't be stressed 
Nobody loves you 
Nobody needs you 
Everybody hates you 
Oh yeah 
Hug your fake Loubotins 
Kiss the diamond rolex ass 
**** your stupid Cucci bag 
Boom Boom Boom Pow

LADY GAGA

Yeah, you, ratchet girl 
Imma kill yourself 
With a lipstick gun 
Glitter knife 
While your boyfriend 
Is on the stripper club 
Getting high as **** 
Putting dollars 
On that hoe ass 
On that hoe ass 
You won't fool me again with your teathre 
You won't fool me again ratchet girl 
RATCHET, RATCHET, RATCHET 
Leopard bitch walking to his heart 
Like a wolve, like a wolve 
She's faster than the rays of sun 
RATCHET, RATCHET, RATCHET 
You won't fool me again with your teathre 
You won't fool me again ratchet girl 
RATCHET, RATCHET, RATCHET 
Leopard bitch walking to his heart 
Like a wolve, like a wolve 
She's faster than the rays of sun 
RATCHET, RATCHET, RATCHET

AZEALIA BANKS OUTRO

Ratchet go far away 
Fashion police is coming for your fake weave 
They will beat you harder than me 
Go away Take the taxi 
Sell your rings 
Catch a trip 
GO away bitch

 

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AmericanGUY
41 minutes ago, Miracle said:

Cucci cucci bag

 

42 minutes ago, Miracle said:

Like a wolve, like a wolve

 

43 minutes ago, Miracle said:

You won't fool me again with your teathre

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꧁ 𝕛'𝕧𝕖𝕦𝕩 𝕡𝕒𝕤 𝕞𝕠𝕦𝕣𝕚𝕣 𝕥𝕠𝕦𝕥𝕖 𝕤𝕖𝕦𝕝𝕖 ꧂
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Miracle
21 minutes ago, AmericanGUY said:

 

 

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i was 13 and i'm from spain don't judge me xo

 

 

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Miracle
32 minutes ago, maxblac said:

Here for it.

thank you little miracler.

 

 

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Fashion Baby

For someone who was 13 when they wrote is I think that wasn't so bad tbh 

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Miracle
20 minutes ago, DawnNutella said:

I've heard worse songs/lyrics 

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Poor Katy.

 

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