PunkTheFunk 121,513 Posted June 25, 2017 Share Posted June 25, 2017 Ever wonder what became of some of the fine specimens of manhood in Gaga's music videos? I put my unquenchable gay thirst to use and did a bit of internet digging to find out what they've been up to lately. Spoiler alert: they're still hot. 1. Emotionally Checked Out Strip Poker Player in "Poker Face", aka Russell Welker His instagram is (unfortunately) private, but I found a quick bio of him on HughSimms.com, a company he now models for that makes handmade neckties/bowties. Russell is 6'2" and enjoys "riding motorcycles, playing guitar, surfing, sailing, and snowboarding". According to the author of the bio, he is "extremely humble" and is a great guy to grab beers with. 2. Ungrateful Pasta-Eating Boyfriend in "Eh Eh (Nothing Else I Can Say)", aka Johnny Markoudakis Not really sure what he's been up to tbh. The last time he tweeted was in 2010 and his last instagram post is from 2013. The only thing I could find was an appearance he made in a Good Morning America feature from 2012 on "Brotox" -- botox for men Through the power of Brotox, Johnny was able to get rid of his frown lines, and claimed that people have told him that he looks less stressed. Epione is Shooketh 3. Alejandro/Roberto/Fernando in "Alejandro", aka Evandro Soldati Evandro is a Brazilian model with a flourishing career; according to Forbes he was the 7th most successful male model in the world of 2008. He's modelled for big names like Guess, Dolce & Gabbana, and Armani. He loves to camp and ride his bike: And no, he's not a hunty Whew let me just Okay I'm good 4. The Man With the Golden Chin in "Bad Romance", aka Jurij Bradač According to TMZ the 43-year old Slovenian model and actor was arrested for drunk driving twice in less than two months last year. After his first DUI in October 2016, he pled no contest and was put on probation. He was arrested again in November 2016 for crashing into the wall of a gas station -- an offence which may come with mandatory jail time. He also refused to take a sobriety test, so his license has been automatically suspended for one year. It's like, I just love a cowboy You know I'm just like, I just, I know, it's bad But I'm just like Can I just like, hang off the back of your horse And can you not drink and drive 5. The Man in the Golden Speedo in "G.U.Y", aka Ajdin Sefer Can't. Write. Scrolling. Through. Instagram. Feed. This thread is cancelled everyone go home Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anveeroy 56,924 Posted June 25, 2017 Share Posted June 25, 2017 All hail to Queen @PunkTheFunk ! Stream Kylie-Janet Discographies! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gia Gunn 7,265 Posted June 25, 2017 Share Posted June 25, 2017 A thread that is both hilarious AND useful for research? I could not believe it Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
DelusionalGaga 29,205 Posted June 25, 2017 Share Posted June 25, 2017 Alejandro/Roberto/Fernando is so fine Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gypsygaga1 3,618 Posted June 25, 2017 Share Posted June 25, 2017 I already knew who made this thread when I saw the title @PunkTheFunk You are iconic Perfect Ilusion Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goddess Of Love 1,293 Posted June 25, 2017 Share Posted June 25, 2017 what did we do to deserve @PunkTheFunk Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlexanderMagno 10,746 Posted June 25, 2017 Share Posted June 25, 2017 What about that mad lover from You and I? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avenues 4,370 Posted June 25, 2017 Share Posted June 25, 2017 This is my favourite thread /bookmarked Ouch, My back hurts. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
PunkTheFunk 121,513 Posted June 25, 2017 Author Share Posted June 25, 2017 1 minute ago, AlexanderMagno said: What about that mad lover from You and I? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
xoxo Craig 55,649 Posted June 25, 2017 Share Posted June 25, 2017 Adjin Sefer is the hottest one there by far End Racism Now Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
FentyGa 14,340 Posted June 25, 2017 Share Posted June 25, 2017 Just now, AlexanderMagno said: What about that mad lover from You and I? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noah X 5,243 Posted June 25, 2017 Share Posted June 25, 2017 11 minutes ago, PunkTheFunk said: oh my gosh her nose is so big without that contour and makeup. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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