Witness Leaking Party

[TeenIdle 126,607]

At this point ASIB soundtrack will leak before this. I'm going to sleep  Better have some bops in the morning

[BBhomemaker 5,611]

1 minute ago, lilmonster93 said:

The Katy Fats need to stop playing with us or a little monster/GGD user needs to go buy the album and upload it.

 oooh gurl 

[TeenIdle 126,607]

1 minute ago, SonOfAphrodite said:

At this rate we will be getting the Melodrama leak before Witness 

 

1 minute ago, TeenIdle said:

At this point ASIB soundtrack will leak before this. I'm going to sleep  Better have some bops in the morning

Twinzz

[Miley 5,006]

Just now, SonOfAphrodite said:

At this rate we will be getting the Melodrama leak before Witness 

 I swear we'll have The Cure video, the DWUW video, ARTPOP ACT 2, Lust For Life (album) before Witness

[Infinity Wave 7,635]

5 minutes ago, LetsGetHigh said:

Oh I took a lot of days off too. Could be why I flunked.

I get out of school earlier to download the album 

[Sunday 2,183]

Most leaks happen when I'm asleep so I barely witness them without my eyes closed.

Its probably best for me to take a nap now.

[Miley 5,006]

Just now, Lagg said:

Most leaks happen when I'm asleep so I barely witness them without my eyes closed.

Its probably best for me to take a nap now.

Maybe it's all planned out 

[London GUY 5,628]

If Anyone Cares, I found the Summaries for the Days of Joanneticipation on my Phone (Written by @monsterdino I think)

Season 1: @HAUSofRANA asks every local target store asking them if they have Joanne in store, they confirm that they have it but won't be on sale until the 21st. A kid on twitter claims that he has a copy of the album, stars bragging about it and says that he won't leak it and only him and his friends are going to listen to it. He then asks for 1000 retweets and he'll leak it. His ass then gets followed by Bobby, Bobby tweets him"@angelxdv @UMG is watching" the poor kid apologises and says that it was a stunt to gain followers. The monsters weren't aware of what is coming next.

Season 2: Bernard shares a picture of the album and says he has the album. UMG contacts him and threatens him, but then Darla shows up saying that she is @ Target and that Joanne is on shelves, but the staff is going to get the copies and put in the storage room she somehow manages to steal just the CD and put it in her bag. After successfully stealing the CD and getting home safe, she tweets a picture of the CD. Bobby follows her and DMs her andalso @Torsoface drinking game, everyone fears that he's dead from alcohol poisoning. @Skai Jackson exposes that Darla is a phedophile and a GGD user who was banned twicebc of Skai. @notsoratedr false nude get's leaked everyone falls in love with him.

Season 3: The handsome guy gets killed everyone cries. #Berla argues, everyone picks teams and changes their avis in order to support their team. Darla posts a video of her throwing the cd on the floor for proof, but then the actuall picture of the copy gets leaked. The guy who leaked the actual photo of the copy asked for 100rts in order to leak on ARTL but then he deleted his account. ARTL bans guests and only members of the forum can see the page, they start trolling that they have the leak, GGD users are believing them and are freaking out more than ever, and bc of that GGD website crashes not once, but TWICE. Shortly after GGD members realised that the ARTL users were just trolling after saying that Gaga and Florence are rapping on "Hey Girl" and they even said that Tonny Bennet has a cameo on "Dancin' In Circles" with the line "When you're lonely, call me Tony".

Season 4: Darla is sending songs from "Joanne" to monsters who will make her laugh, a monster sends a nude from his roommate in order to get a song, Darla replies to him and says record yourself touching it and then I will send you a song (this is basically sexual assult). The monster refuses but Darla says it will be worth it, the monster at the end tapes himself touching his roommates genitals and "got a song". Later on the monster who "touched his roomates genitalss" exposes himself that actually those are his genitals and that Darla did not gave him a song. Darla tweets again that she will be sending a song to a person who spams a person on Twitter the most, after literally abusing people on Twitter she says that "it's time Darla dies" but will she actually die, will she continue?? We'll find out.

Season 5: In a "shocking plot twist" Darla comes back from the dead and starts tweeting again, she asks her "fanbase" #LittleDarlings to shout her name out in order to give them John Wayne intro leak, after Little Darlings did that, Darla recorded a Gaga laugh and says that that's an intro, shortly after a GGD user exposes Darla, that laugh is from and interview and Darla pretends like UMG deleted her tweet (which is impossible), later on Darla FINALLY exposes herself that she made the Joanne CD herself using the print of the CD label and using sticky notes. After all lost hope for any Joanne material finally Bud Light comes trough and releases a promo with another snippet of A-Yo, @SEXODUS somehow becomes GGD's new emoticon and we got another hope from a Facebook post saying that Italy is going to sell Joanne on Monday, our all hope is left  to Italian monsters. 

Season 6: After yet another faliure from Italy and Italian monsters, @sJettro comes trough saying that he lives in Belgium and his friend just got a copy from Joanne, nobody believes in him, but in a shocking plot twist for once this was legit. He shortly after posts photos of the copy that his friend sent him, the GGD finally are believing him and are starting to go crazy, but then the person who took those pictures refused to leak the album because they loved Gaga so much. As the time passed by, more and more monsters from Belgium were buying Joanne from their stores, but yet no one wanted to leak it, the other GGD members just stood by and were watching in suffering. Slowly but surely Joanne was leaking page by page from the booklet and at the end finally the whole album leaked and monsters lived happily ever after.

[Miley 5,006]

Me waiting for the album

 

[Chiunzhan 997]

Damm it must be somewhere in the web, little detectives your time is NOW!

[weed 73,889]

All these pages and no legit leak?  what y'all discussing 

[monsterdino 31,991]

2 minutes ago, London GUY said:

If Anyone Cares, I found the Summaries for the Days of Joanneticipation on my Phone (Written by @monsterdino I think)

Season 1: @HAUSofRANA asks every local target store asking them if they have Joanne in store, they confirm that they have it but won't be on sale until the 21st. A kid on twitter claims that he has a copy of the album, stars bragging about it and says that he won't leak it and only him and his friends are going to listen to it. He then asks for 1000 retweets and he'll leak it. His ass then gets followed by Bobby, Bobby tweets him"@angelxdv @UMG is watching" the poor kid apologises and says that it was a stunt to gain followers. The monsters weren't aware of what is coming next.

Season 2: Bernard shares a picture of the album and says he has the album. UMG contacts him and threatens him, but then Darla shows up saying that she is @ Target and that Joanne is on shelves, but the staff is going to get the copies and put in the storage room she somehow manages to steal just the CD and put it in her bag. After successfully stealing the CD and getting home safe, she tweets a picture of the CD. Bobby follows her and DMs her andalso @Torsoface drinking game, everyone fears that he's dead from alcohol poisoning. @Skai Jackson exposes that Darla is a phedophile and a GGD user who was banned twicebc of Skai. @notsoratedr false nude get's leaked everyone falls in love with him.

Season 3: The handsome guy gets killed everyone cries. #Berla argues, everyone picks teams and changes their avis in order to support their team. Darla posts a video of her throwing the cd on the floor for proof, but then the actuall picture of the copy gets leaked. The guy who leaked the actual photo of the copy asked for 100rts in order to leak on ARTL but then he deleted his account. ARTL bans guests and only members of the forum can see the page, they start trolling that they have the leak, GGD users are believing them and are freaking out more than ever, and bc of that GGD website crashes not once, but TWICE. Shortly after GGD members realised that the ARTL users were just trolling after saying that Gaga and Florence are rapping on "Hey Girl" and they even said that Tonny Bennet has a cameo on "Dancin' In Circles" with the line "When you're lonely, call me Tony".

Season 4: Darla is sending songs from "Joanne" to monsters who will make her laugh, a monster sends a nude from his roommate in order to get a song, Darla replies to him and says record yourself touching it and then I will send you a song (this is basically sexual assult). The monster refuses but Darla says it will be worth it, the monster at the end tapes himself touching his roommates genitals and "got a song". Later on the monster who "touched his roomates genitalss" exposes himself that actually those are his genitals and that Darla did not gave him a song. Darla tweets again that she will be sending a song to a person who spams a person on Twitter the most, after literally abusing people on Twitter she says that "it's time Darla dies" but will she actually die, will she continue?? We'll find out.

Season 5: In a "shocking plot twist" Darla comes back from the dead and starts tweeting again, she asks her "fanbase" #LittleDarlings to shout her name out in order to give them John Wayne intro leak, after Little Darlings did that, Darla recorded a Gaga laugh and says that that's an intro, shortly after a GGD user exposes Darla, that laugh is from and interview and Darla pretends like UMG deleted her tweet (which is impossible), later on Darla FINALLY exposes herself that she made the Joanne CD herself using the print of the CD label and using sticky notes. After all lost hope for any Joanne material finally Bud Light comes trough and releases a promo with another snippet of A-Yo, @SEXODUS somehow becomes GGD's new emoticon and we got another hope from a Facebook post saying that Italy is going to sell Joanne on Monday, our all hope is left  to Italian monsters. 

Season 6: After yet another faliure from Italy and Italian monsters, @sJettro comes trough saying that he lives in Belgium and his friend just got a copy from Joanne, nobody believes in him, but in a shocking plot twist for once this was legit. He shortly after posts photos of the copy that his friend sent him, the GGD finally are believing him and are starting to go crazy, but then the person who took those pictures refused to leak the album because they loved Gaga so much. As the time passed by, more and more monsters from Belgium were buying Joanne from their stores, but yet no one wanted to leak it, the other GGD members just stood by and were watching in suffering. Slowly but surely Joanne was leaking page by page from the booklet and at the end finally the whole album leaked and monsters lived happily ever after.

omfgg sajkdbasdhas YAAAAAS now this was iconic...I have this saved in my PMs

Edit: btw yes it was written by me

[911 16,707]

Where is the album fats?

[BABBLYON 2,072]

As creator of the original JOANTICIPATION thread, I’m so happy that the Joanne leak was so iconic 

[yASSsss 35,510]

@Despacito is a Katykat from atrl.