Queen1551 756 Posted May 13, 2017 Share Posted May 13, 2017 So I come downstairs, and my mother is cleaning the living room with Dancin' In Circles blasting on the speakers. I ask myself... how did this happen? Has she been listening to my music? Also, I don't think she gets the meaning of the song. She told me she loves the new Gaga album! My work here is done. My mother is a monster now! Update: She is singing Come to Mama at the top of her lungs I'm dead! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monstersspain 363 Posted May 13, 2017 Share Posted May 13, 2017 TELL HER TO PROMOTE THE CURE AS GOOD SOCCER MOM SHE IS Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheJackMonster 1,857 Posted May 13, 2017 Share Posted May 13, 2017 Make sure she doesn't drop the casserole dish while listening to Lady Ga Ga! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greg 6,330 Posted May 13, 2017 Share Posted May 13, 2017 DIC is the one song on Joanne I hope my mother doesn't hear Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AURA 2,890 Posted May 13, 2017 Share Posted May 13, 2017 She surely does get the song, "I lay around, touch myself to pass the time" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kanyeee West 2,204 Posted May 13, 2017 Share Posted May 13, 2017 Next play her sex dreams. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Twitter 14 Posted May 13, 2017 Share Posted May 13, 2017 Even moms know a good sex bop! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Modern Ecstacy 3,871 Posted May 13, 2017 Share Posted May 13, 2017 Queen mom! My mom could never Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
911 16,707 Posted May 13, 2017 Share Posted May 13, 2017 My mom doesnt even know what 'a Joanne' is 𝕞𝕪 𝕓𝕚𝕘𝕘𝕖𝕤𝕥 𝕖𝕟𝕖𝕞𝕪 𝕚𝕤 𝕞𝕖, 𝕡𝕠𝕡 𝕒 𝟡𝟙𝟙 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gabriele Civitella 1,011 Posted May 13, 2017 Share Posted May 13, 2017 Soccer mom?? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smother Em Eh 7,125 Posted May 13, 2017 Share Posted May 13, 2017 That's awesome and so funny that's she is singing a song about masterbation and she doesn't know it. Haha! I love it! Get Applause & G.U.Y to 1B views! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati 15,921 Posted May 13, 2017 Share Posted May 13, 2017 You raised her well Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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