PunkTheFunk 124,368 Posted April 22, 2017 Share Posted April 22, 2017 As a gay who grew up in an evangelical church and spent his pre-teen years bopping to Hillsong United and Casting Crowns, wearing "Love the sinner, hate the sin" t-shirts, and crushing on his hot youth pastor, I know a crossover Christian hit when I hear one. The Cure is a crossover Christian hit. If you listen to the song as though Gaga is God and her lover is mankind, you will know exactly what I'm talking about. I'll undress you, 'cause you're tired Matthew 11:28: "Come to me, all you who are weary and burdened, and I will give you rest." Cover you as you desireWhen you fall asleep inside my arms Deuteronomy 33:27: "The eternal God is your refuge, And underneath are the everlasting arms." May not have the fancy things But I'll give you everythingYou could ever want, it's in my arms Philippians 4:19: "And my God will supply every need of yours according to his riches in glory in Christ Jesus." So baby tell me yes And I will give you everything Luke 12:31: "Seek the Kingdom of God above all else, and he will give you everything you need." So baby tell me yes And I will be all yours tonight So baby tell me yes And I will give you everything I will be right by your side Psalm 84:11-12: "For the LORD God is a sun and shield; The LORD gives grace and glory" If I can't find the cure, I'll I'll fix you with my love Psalm 147:3: "He heals the brokenhearted and binds up their wounds." And if you say you're okay I'm gonna heal you anyway Hosea 14:4: "I will heal their apostasy, I will love them freely."Promise I'll always be there Promise I'll be the cure (be the cure) Isaiah 41:10: So do not fear, for I am with you; do not be dismayed, for I am your God. I will strengthen you and help you; I will uphold you with my righteous right hand. Rub your feet, your hands, your legs Let me take care of it, babe John 13:1-17: "He came to Simon Peter, who said to him, “Lord, are you going to wash my feet?”. Jesus replied, “You do not realize now what I am doing, but later you will understand.” “No,” said Peter, “you shall never wash my feet.” Jesus answered, “Unless I wash you, you have no part with me.” “Then, Lord,” Simon Peter replied, “not just my feet but my hands and my head as well!” --- I rest my case If Gaga can tap into the Christian market she can potentially boost her streaming numbers, and she might even have her lifetime ban from heaven lifted Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
JR Gg 12,985 Posted April 22, 2017 Share Posted April 22, 2017 Is it bad i cackled at the holy analysis Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sipthistea 21,099 Posted April 22, 2017 Share Posted April 22, 2017 Amen. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stvrboy 1,104 Posted April 22, 2017 Share Posted April 22, 2017 I knew Jesus was behind this holy bop Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
takemetovenus 4,826 Posted April 22, 2017 Share Posted April 22, 2017 You're probably my favorite GGD member Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
toewsy 1,842 Posted April 22, 2017 Share Posted April 22, 2017 SOMEONE NEEDS TO WRITE A FAKE ARTICLE OF GAGA TALKING ABOUT HOW THE CURE IS ABOUT JESUS' LOVE GET ON IT LITTLE SOCCER MOMAGERS Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
kvnrp 48,353 Posted April 22, 2017 Share Posted April 22, 2017 Where is The Nunnery when you need it This is the kind of analysis they need to push to Christian forums Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArtPLAUSE 1,252 Posted April 22, 2017 Share Posted April 22, 2017 OT but why are there so many gifs of this woman doing literally everything, is she being televisized 24/7? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ItWasntLaauv 6,392 Posted April 22, 2017 Share Posted April 22, 2017 "Wash your feet with my hair, let me take care of it babe" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
kvnrp 48,353 Posted April 22, 2017 Share Posted April 22, 2017 Just now, ArtPLAUSE said: OT but why are there so many gifs of this woman doing literally everything, is she being televisized 24/7? Gretchen? She is Brazils best export tbh Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slayer 9,227 Posted April 22, 2017 Share Posted April 22, 2017 And she released it on Easter Day. Get that Christian dee, Stefani. I love judas SO MUCH but I canʹt look like a copycat of JLO!!!! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
PunkTheFunk 124,368 Posted April 22, 2017 Author Share Posted April 22, 2017 1 minute ago, ArtPLAUSE said: OT but why are there so many gifs of this woman doing literally everything, is she being televisized 24/7? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZiggyZiggs 30,056 Posted April 22, 2017 Share Posted April 22, 2017 Omg I love u so much! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smarticle 3,178 Posted April 22, 2017 Share Posted April 22, 2017 I read the title and already knew it was you doing an analysis backed with receipts Justice for Grigio Girls!!! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
dvmien 247 Posted April 22, 2017 Share Posted April 22, 2017 I love this so much Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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