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What happened to Gaga's sheep


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kevinthesheep
Just now, Saint Hollywood said:

I guess I'm a flop monster, because I have no idea what you're talking about. :poot:

In 2011 gaga brought a sheep named Kevin on the Jonathan Ross show :sis:

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Saint Hollywood
Just now, kevinthesheep said:

In 2011 gaga brought a sheep named Kevin on the Jonathan Ross show :sis:

Of course she did :wtfga:

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HOTNebraskaGuy
Just now, Saint Hollywood said:

I guess I'm a flop monster, because I have no idea what you're talking about. :poot:

Kevin is more iconic than Asia, how could you! :yay:

 

One, five, ten lay a million on me
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donutellha

In her organic farm grazing on horny zucchinis 

Walk down the runway but don't puke, it's okay. You just had 10 donuts today. Without frosting.
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3 minutes ago, kevinthesheep said:

In 2011 gaga brought a sheep named Kevin on the Jonathan Ross show :sis:

OMG I just realised...Joanne has been planned since 2011:stalkga:

What if tomorrow I see you again? Should I say that I used to love you?
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sarahb

Aww Kevin was awesome. I got frustrated every time someone called him a goat :nails:

I named one of my sheep on Farmville Kevin :sweat:

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JazzGa

She dumped Luc after meeting hottie Kevin on the set of her new music video You and I (he lived in the barn where they were filming and was outside the set for weeks protesting being evicted for her bourgeois mass produced illuminati mind control pop videos). Taylor fell for Gaga there but could not get her attention despite wet dry humping her in a latex bondage mermaid tail while electrostimulating her nipples. Though Taylor pleased her most kinksually and sexually Gaga couldnt tear her eyes away from Kevin the entire time. Taylor is a man who takes the women he wants at all costs however and shortly after appeating on the Jonathan Ross show together Taylor broke into Kevin's new studio apartment in Omaha and killed him. He masqueraded in Kevin's skin as Kevin and went on several dates with Gaga with her none the wiser. One day Kevin-taylor was taking Gaga for a ride on his motorcycle when Gaga said to him "Holy ****, I just realized sheep can't drive". Taylor used this perfect opportunity to reveal it was him in the Kevin suit the whole time and because Gaga doesnt give a **** about wearing fur she forgave him instantly thus beginning their 5 year relationship.

I've taken a few dips in the lady pond
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