[Possibly NSFW] Water Issues in Concert

[baptism 2,670]

I snuck a bottle of wine into the ARTRAVE and I was front row, so when I was desperate to pee I just finished my wine and took a leak in the bottle. And then the bottle spilled on the ground. Someone caught me but I denied it..... and they believed me.... and then we made out. Slay. Good luck managing your urethra, homie. 

[Computer 10,973]

1 minute ago, baptism said:

Someone caught me but I denied it..... and they believed me.... and then we made out. 

I love GGD

 

[Computer 10,973]

8 minutes ago, djBuffoon said:

Trump, is that you?

I executive order you to pee on me.

[fede ARTPOP 6,225]

Here in South America we line like from 8am and doors open like 7pm...I went to the bathfroom like way before 7pm...so then you dont really need a bath break.  

[Melibi 414]

At artRave I had to pee so bad during one of the openers. I told the crowd I had just started my period and they parted quickly, horrified. 

Watch me actually start my period as she sings PI for the upcoming tour as cosmic justice 

[ElectricAlley 1,729]

I basically died of thirst the entire artRave show  like after the show I remember being so so so thirsty and dead that me and my friends were at each other's throats fighting over the half empty water bottle in my car. Most venues won't let you bring in outside water bottles, so right as you get in the venue & go through security & stuff, have you or a friend book it to the concessions to get water bottles & drink slowly. They usually let GA in HOURS before Gaga comes on. 

[Bounty 776]

At the ArtRave I had a bottle of water and at the end of the show I really needed to pee but I was at the GA so I had to hold it 

[Katie14 4,828]

This is what im worried about the most. I have like the smallest bladder  Even if I pee right before being let in and don't drink for a few hours before, Ill probably still have to pee during the show. 

[Ray of Light 8,134]

Sometimes the Monsters in line are all gracious and do a number system;

[chan 322]

stop calling him with his real name, he's an emperor cheeto a.k.a. sir tangerine since he was inaugurated. y'all should start to address him properly

[EdX 2,857]

usually right before the show i get really excited and need to pee. but then the show starts and i forget about my own life. and then after the show i REALLY need to pee .

[Monster Voices 1,024]

5 hours ago, ElectricAlley said:

I basically died of thirst the entire artRave show  like after the show I remember being so so so thirsty and dead that me and my friends were at each other's throats fighting over the half empty water bottle in my car. Most venues won't let you bring in outside water bottles, so right as you get in the venue & go through security & stuff, have you or a friend book it to the concessions to get water bottles & drink slowly. They usually let GA in HOURS before Gaga comes on. 

Yup. Before the BTWBall I was so afraid of having to pee that I didn't drink anything the whole day. During the show I almost passed out. Good thing was that I was in the front and one of the security guards showed mercy and gave me water.

So kids drink water - not a lot but enough - and ask someone to hold your spot before the show starts and go pee.  

[Radio Ga Ga 5,651]

2 hours ago, Katie14 said:

This is what im worried about the most. I have like the smallest bladder  Even if I pee right before being let in and don't drink for a few hours before, Ill probably still have to pee during the show. 

I guess diapers is the solution, just stick one or two up your underwear, and slowly release the pee when you can't hold it so you can maximize diaper absorption, if that makes sense 

[RAMROD 104,417]

Do not worry, hunty! @Radio Ga Ga

You won't likely need a loo that often unless you are diabetic.

A normal healthy adult badder can hold 400-600 ml of urine, and average person produces about 1500 ml, so without over drinking, one can hold a pee for 9-10 hours for normally hydrated person, before it filled up and you gotta get a pee break. 

I have been to many shows, and I drunk water quite much before hand, then I went for the loo before the door opens and then I can hold 2-3 hours before I need to pee again.

[Radio Ga Ga 5,651]

1 minute ago, RAMROD said:

Do not worry, hunty! @Radio Ga Ga

You won't likely need a loo that often unless you are diabetic.

A normal healthy adult badder can hold 400-600 ml of urine, and average person produces about 1500 ml, so without over drinking, one can hold a pee for 9-10 hours for normally hydrated person, before it filled up and you gotta get a pee break. 

I have been to many shows, and I drunk water quite much before hand, then I went for the loo before the door opens and then I can hold 2-3 hours before I need to pee again.

Ok that's good, thank you for your scientific analysis!! 

I was just afraid that i couldn't go when lining up, but I guess that's taken care of

I think I can hold pee in for 2-3 hours without