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The Super Bowl is this weekend, and it just hit me that that means Gaga will be doing the best and biggest performance of her entire career. There will never be a bigger one, and I am shitting myself because of it. 

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Then that Thursday (the ninth) I'm going to be turning 16 years old. That honestly feels irrelevant due to all of this other ****.

The next Sunday, the Grammys. My absolute favourite award show every year, and this one I think will be the best because of the nominees/performers. Beyoncé will slay the life out of me as always, and she will FINALLY take home a much deserved win for AOTY. 

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Then two weekends after that, the oscars. My second favourite award show, and because my favourite movie ever (La La Land) is bound to win everything, and then one of my other all time favourites ever (Moonlight) will win everything else, it will definitely be a great one. 

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So with all of this amazing, beautiful, life ending **** going on this month, how am I expected to live. (Plus Ariana Grande is starting her tour tomorrow and I'm shitting myself with excitement even though I can't go to any of the dates.) 

Well ladies and gays, today I was almost kicked out of my English class for the sound I made. BEYONCÉ ANNOUNCED THAT SHES ****ING PREGNANT. WITH TWINS!!!! I got the notification while my teacher was talking, and I looked, and I almost died then and there. God is being given birth to. Two gods to be exact, to spend time with their sister Jesus, and their mother, Marry. 

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Anyway friends and other people on this site, I just wanted to share that I may never come back, because I will be dead. All of this **** will surely kill me. This amazing weave snatching **** will kill me, and I will be forever gone. It's too much. I will die, and you will never see another annoying post by Thomas P again. So goodbye, unless by some miracle I'm able to live through it. 

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DeanWinchester

I just dont want the chainsnokers to win anything this grammy awards

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Thomas P
2 minutes ago, A Gaga Lad said:

I just dont want the chainsnokers to win anything this grammy awards

That's a joke right, because their nominations must be a joke. TBH I love all of the other nominations in best new artist, so I am literally okay with any of them beating them for it, and not for the sole reason of them not winning anything. At the same time though, Best New Artist is like the curse to win now, so if they do, I'm not completely mad.

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DeanWinchester
6 minutes ago, Thomas P said:

That's a joke right, because their nominations must be a joke

:oprah:

I said I dont want them to win anything. They shouldnt even be eligible for best new artist anymore, they released Selfie in 2013 or something

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DeanWinchester
7 minutes ago, Thomas P said:

Then that Thursday (the ninth) I'm going to be turning 16 years old.

i never realized some people in here are so young holy **** im like a decade older than you. advance happy birthday, by the way

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Thomas P
Just now, A Gaga Lad said:

i never realized some people in here are so young holy **** im like a decade older than you. advance happy birthday, by the way

Thank you :hug:

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Hi Its Nicole

*Me realizing that ARTPOP and Joanne didn't get nominated for any Grammys:

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DeanWinchester
1 minute ago, Hi its nick said:

Joanne didn't get nominated for any Grammy

not eligible for this cycle, only Perfect Illusion is. wait for 2018 ceremony

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1 hour ago, A Gaga Lad said:

not eligible for this cycle, only Perfect Illusion is. wait for 2018 ceremony

It's my prediction she'll still be snubbed, but I hold out hope it will be culturally prominent enough after this Sunday to be considered at least :tongue:

I mean, it has to fit into other categories besides just the regular pop awards, right? :shrug:

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Just now, Squeeshy Keety said:

I hold out hope it will be culturally prominent enough after this Sunday to be considered at least :tongue:

pretty much this, yes :madge:

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1 hour ago, A Gaga Lad said:

i never realized some people in here are so young holy **** im like a decade older than you. advance happy birthday, by the way

Legit. I'll be 28 this year :sharon::madge:

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