Patella 534 Posted January 31, 2017 Share Posted January 31, 2017 I thought this was pretty funny and some of you might enjoy it. Basically, Queen Elizabeth II confirmed she could kill Trump if he visits the UK. Here's the short article: THE QUEEN has confirmed that if President Trump makes a state visit, she can kill him with a sword and nobody can touch her. Palace staff have assured the Queen that, according to English law, Trump is a subject of the Crown and can, if judged to be damaging the monarchy, be dispatched without repercussion. She said: “I haven’t made up my mind yet. I might. “It’s been an awful lot of years hefting the old sword without using it, and who better to christen it on? Just imagine the look on his satsuma face. “And the colonies would be so grateful they’d have me straight back as their reigning monarch, which solves this Brexit thing literally at a stroke. “I should do one useful thing before I abdicate, really. And imagine how furious it’d make the May woman.” Her Majesty added: “I genuinely can’t think of a reason not to. Anyone?” Source: http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/international/legally-i-can-kill-him-queen-confirms-20170131121313 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zsolti 2,688 Posted January 31, 2017 Share Posted January 31, 2017 Isn't she sick? Please correct me if I make any grammar mistakes, I want to master English as much as possible. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zsolti 2,688 Posted January 31, 2017 Share Posted January 31, 2017 Oh it's satire rofl Please correct me if I make any grammar mistakes, I want to master English as much as possible. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chromatica 7,042 Posted January 31, 2017 Share Posted January 31, 2017 Our unlikely hero. I didn't mean for this post to make me look insane it's clearly a joke. I'm just imagining that old woman with a huge sword Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stef 61,674 Posted January 31, 2017 Share Posted January 31, 2017 These kind of articles don't belong in the politics section. No matter how much of a kii and a cackle you think it is Move it to conversation area under the "funny" tag Signature loading… 👹🖤 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delusional Aura 5,129 Posted January 31, 2017 Share Posted January 31, 2017 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aura Veil 2,395 Posted January 31, 2017 Share Posted January 31, 2017 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chromatislaps 34,854 Posted January 31, 2017 Share Posted January 31, 2017 here for it Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Slayne 4,154 Posted January 31, 2017 Share Posted January 31, 2017 she better do it then Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry 26,836 Posted January 31, 2017 Share Posted January 31, 2017 LMAO Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
He8MyHeart 9,869 Posted January 31, 2017 Share Posted January 31, 2017 "be dispatched without repercussion" Haha I love the wording. Yes Queen, end him. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bolkins 4,149 Posted January 31, 2017 Share Posted January 31, 2017 lol I'd die if she actually said that, like she can't give her opinion on brexit but this she pipes up about Not the bore worms! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
JanPianoMusic 730 Posted January 31, 2017 Share Posted January 31, 2017 I honestly don't want to see that hairy pumpkin in the same space as HRH Liz You will never please everyone. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GhettoFabulous 18,501 Posted January 31, 2017 Share Posted January 31, 2017 Yass a Kween now him and Mike need to make a short visit to the U.K. It's time to obviously just a joke Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SychosSoChic 9,995 Posted January 31, 2017 Share Posted January 31, 2017 These satire articles about the kween have me weak Life ain't Hollywood for any one of us. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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