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Based on one of my favorite threads, took place just before Joanne came out so this is long overdue

Take My Hand

Stay... Because my anxiety is incapable of letting me be alone

 

I need you more then 

Nothing

You don't matter that much to me.

Please

let me be naked and eat day old mcdonalds

 

 

I want your ugly I want your disease

...because thats the only thing that talks to me on grindr

 

 

Dirty pony I can't wait to hose you down

Seriously you filthy animal...

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1 minute ago, Uncle ARTPOP said:

Take My Hand

Stay... Because my anxiety is incapable of letting me be alone

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1 minute ago, Uncle ARTPOP said:

I want your ugly I want your disease

...because thats the only thing that talks to me on grindr

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1 minute ago, Uncle ARTPOP said:

Dirty pony I can't wait to hose you down

Seriously you filthy animal...

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Jewels n' drugs, play that hustle
Smother 'em, if you wanna be bad
Slap honey on a young pancake
We know how to make that money
Jewels n' drugs, play that hustle
Smother 'em, if you wanna be bad
Ain't nothin' if it ain't family
We know how to make that money

Oh wait :emma: 

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Duella Dvil

I'm just a holy fool oh baby he's so cruel but I'm still in love with Judas baby I'm just a holy fool because he's destroying my life my self-esteem and everything I've ever called happy in life I need to get my life together before it kills me oh my God he's an abusive twat I need to run for my life but I never will

With love,

The Dead

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4 minutes ago, Uncle ARTPOP said:

I'm just a holy fool oh baby he's so cruel but I'm still in love with Judas baby I'm just a holy fool because he's destroying my life my self-esteem and everything I've ever called happy in life I need to get my life together before it kills me oh my God he's an abusive twat I need to run for my life but I never will

With love,

The Dead

U ok?

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Duella Dvil
Just now, ARTPOPe said:

U ok?

Yeah, this isn't about me lol.

In a really healthy relationship now

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SychosSoChic

Post-op baby, I was born this way :ladyhaha:

Life ain't Hollywood for any one of us.
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Saint Hollywood

Hey there summerboy, I'm taking off my heels...

Can you hold them for me? My feet have been hurting all day :ladyhaha:

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ARTPOPe
4 minutes ago, Uncle ARTPOP said:

In a really healthy relationship now

Gross. I mean... happy for you :hug:

Come to me
With all your money and credit c's
Just buy Applause on iTunes
Or amazon

Waste no time
Sometimes you just need to buy
My fcking songs on iTunes
And I'll be good
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Come to me
With all your concepts and sick ideas
Recycling older stuff to
A new perverse clue

Make me cry
Call me reductive, it's copy-time
Express Yourself, Born This Way
Both equally gay

A rich bitch can withstand these things
My heart can't deal with all these bills
My Artflop could cost anything

Could try to hypnotize you all
And make you buy my songs in time
My Artflop could cost anything

You could, You should
Buy it on iTunes
ARTFLOP

Not buying the album won't help you escape
My Impact on your soul, My Artflop could cost
N-Y-THING'e. N-Y-THING'e

I tried to buy it myself but I am really laughing
Because I'm the rich bitch, and you'll have to pay
Thou shalt not betray

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