LetsGetHigh 52,683 Posted January 10, 2017 Share Posted January 10, 2017 Parach: "Stefahoney and Stefahunty, food is on the table!" Stefahoney and Stefahunty come running, and express their disappointment. Stefahunty: "Ugh dad, spaghetti again?" Stefahoney: "Seriously dad, we've been eating spaghetti and pizzas since we were 4." Parach: "ENOUGH! Never have I yelled at my children like this! There are kids who have been playing the piano and preparing their Super Bowl halftime show since they were 4. You should be proud I've been feeding you pizza and spaghetti since you're 4 so that you can say you've been doing something since you were 4. Not every child has that." As Million Reasons came on TV as 'Songs of Old Stars That Flopped,' Parach cried hysterically. Edit: kay I swear last post goodnight Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeanWinchester 41,390 Posted January 10, 2017 Share Posted January 10, 2017 19 minutes ago, Parach said: I'll force my daughter to be Italian Teach ha jazz Flyin' like a 1000 Doves Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TSUNAMI 20,218 Posted January 10, 2017 Author Share Posted January 10, 2017 5 minutes ago, M Monstre said: Very Born This Italian of you Fixed. Spoiler Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blueskye 1,087 Posted January 10, 2017 Share Posted January 10, 2017 I was expecting "my daughter will be called... Joanne." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
South Blonde 5,447 Posted January 10, 2017 Share Posted January 10, 2017 1 minute ago, Greanskye said: I was expecting "my daughter will be called... Joanne." Later, maybe in her 30s he will change her name... Don't you think maybe they are the same thing? Love and attention? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LetsGetHigh 52,683 Posted January 10, 2017 Share Posted January 10, 2017 1 minute ago, Schino said: Later, maybe in her 30s he will change her name... Woo the sass help Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luc 4,772 Posted January 10, 2017 Share Posted January 10, 2017 Sounds cute! Neo sounds a little weird to me though but I don't know if it might be a more common name where you live. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TSUNAMI 20,218 Posted January 10, 2017 Author Share Posted January 10, 2017 6 minutes ago, LetsGetHigh said: Parach: "Stefahoney and Stefahunty, food is on the table!" Stefahoney and Stefahunty come running, and express their disappointment. Stefahunty: "Ugh dad, spaghetti again?" Stefahoney: "Seriously dad, we've been eating spaghetti and pizzas since we were 4." Parach: "ENOUGH! Never have I yelled at my children like this! There are kids who have been playing the piano and preparing their Super Bowl halftime show since they were 4. You should be proud I've been feeding you pizza and spaghetti since you're 4 so that you can say you've been doing something since you were 4. Not every child has that." Parach cries in distance as Million Reasons comes to mind. Edit: kay I swear last post goodnight Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hurem 17,797 Posted January 10, 2017 Share Posted January 10, 2017 good luck booking that kid u speak of Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LetsGetHigh 52,683 Posted January 10, 2017 Share Posted January 10, 2017 1 minute ago, Hurem said: good luck booking that kid u speak of Byeeee Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Free My Mind 2,111 Posted January 10, 2017 Share Posted January 10, 2017 52 minutes ago, FATCAT said: At least make the spelling better Stephanie much prefer Stefani as the spelling Stephanie is a bit ugly soz if anyone is called that Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hurem 17,797 Posted January 10, 2017 Share Posted January 10, 2017 3 minutes ago, Free My Mind said: much prefer Stefani as the spelling Stephanie is a bit ugly soz if anyone is called that Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helxig 40,126 Posted January 10, 2017 Share Posted January 10, 2017 I don't know why exactly, but I've always felt a strong connection to the name Alice. So if I ever have kids and one's a female, I'll name her Alice I'll be myself until they fūcking close the coffin. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
macca 1,285 Posted January 10, 2017 Share Posted January 10, 2017 56 minutes ago, iAstroLeo said: I'm going to call my daughter Tony Bennett Toni benét. Cuter Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ItsTommyBitch 12,640 Posted January 10, 2017 Share Posted January 10, 2017 1 hour ago, Parach said: I'll force my daughter to be Italian Wait till she's 13 私自身もこの世の中も誰もかれもが, どんなに華やかな人生でも, どんなに悲惨な人生でも, いつかは変貌し, 破壊され、消滅してしまう. すべてがもともとこの世に存在しない一瞬の幻想なのだから Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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