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Church of Satan doesn't claim Azealia Banks


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Lols so few branches of Theistic Satanism actually contains animal sacrifices. But this is getting funny.

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swordstalker

Church of Satan doesn't really have anything to do with Satan. It has very reasonable guidelines one should live their life by. http://www.churchofsatan.com/eleven-rules-of-earth.php Some of the other ones are pretty funny and are clearly jokes. I wish this was a more prominent institution because I would love to go to one of their "services".

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Sizzily
4 minutes ago, Gohan said:

Dealing with the devil, you ain't never ever gonna be miiine

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Cuz I'm born to slaughter chickens in the moonligght

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The Surrealist
1 minute ago, swordstalker said:

Church of Satan doesn't really have anything to do with Satan. It has very reasonable guidelines one should live their life by. http://www.churchofsatan.com/eleven-rules-of-earth.php Some of the other ones are pretty funny and are clearly jokes. I wish this was a more prominent institution because I would love to go to one of their "services".

These are hilarious.

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sipthistea
8 minutes ago, Sycamore said:

Even Satan doesn't want anything to do with her.

OMG so true :ladyhaha: :sharon:

She's not even welcomed in hell hahahahaha 

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