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Regina George
11 hours ago, MonsterJames333 said:

1. God Bless America plays as white lights begin flashing on the stage while the crowd goes wild and Gaga appears in the sky with...

2. Dancing in Circles. Gaga is lowered onto the stage wrapped in an American flag which spins open and falls by the end of the song revealing a naked Gaga with Donald Trump bobbleheads around her nipples and vag as she begins..

2. A-Yo. Naked Trump bobbleheading line dance with dancers dressed in Klan outfits with Hitler's mustache in lights blinking towards the audience. The dancers rip off the Klan attire to reveal Walking Dead type zombie looks as Gaga flees the stage as they dance to 

3. Judas Interlude with images of a return from the dead Judas roaming the fires of the Electric Chapel. Gaga returns solo wearing overalls and pigtails with an accordion in front of a microphone singing a slowed down folk/bluegrass version of..

4. Perfect Illusion.  Dancers come out at the end and the stage erupts in a full blown hodown while Gaga changes and shoots up from under the stage in classic 2009 Gaga gear.  The dancers rip off their farmers market costumes revealing sweaty toned bodies in shimmering underwear as Gaga sings the classic dance anthem 

5. Til It Happens To You which turns into a bloodbath/orgy scene by the end as Gaga screams "Home Run!" and one firecracker goes off. 

 

The End. 

Iconic. 

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alp0707

She starts the performance with a live reenactment of DWUW video rape doctor scene featuring R. Kelly thens she fake faints.

She comes to scene with MR and starts to pray with a rosary.

Alejandro starts and she wears Iconic upside down cross dress , in the midlle of the song she swallows the rosary and playbacks rest of the song.

DIC starts to play she lays down and starts to rub the rosary to her vag while moaning

She ends the performance making pig sounds to Swine instrumental while Millie Brown vomits on her

 

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No Seas Cortes

Perfect Illusion for 15 minutes with 20 key changes while doing constant backflips and playing the piano :poot: 

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1. Poker Face

- show starts strong, vocals on point, wig and body on fleek. Sets the show up for an amazing show.

2. A-Yo

- we continue enjoying the show and she's getting the audience to really enjoy themselves 

3. Born This Way

- after the first two songs kick off the show, she starts off her acoustic segment starting with "no matter gay straight or bi, lesbian transgendered life" and interrupts herself to make a comment on how the Trump administration are a threat to gay rights and proceeds to perform the rest of the song as gay drag queens walk out with rainbow flags.

4. Angel Down

- following her statement on gay rights, she then has a giant bucket of tar spilled on her and sings Angel Down while images of BLM victims are shown on a projector. She gets off her piano but trips because of the tar, injuring herself.

5. Million Reasons extended

- following her injury she crawls across the stage, still covered in black tar, and sings MR. At this point she's having a hard time singing as the tar is thickening and making her lips stick together.

6. Guest: Beyonce

- Beyonce comes in and steals the show, by being introduced a telephone intro. She then proceeds to perform Daddy Lessions and Freedom.

7. Bad Romance country version

- Gaga comes out again, as the crowd boos her re entrance, she starts to sing BR wearing a stained glass cowboy suit. Her guitar is shaped like a crucifix with the strings on Jesus's body. Her male dancers are in the back all wearing thorn crowns and loincloths, along with fake blood on their bodies. Her female dancers are dressed as Mary Madgadelene and the Virgin Mary. 

BYE
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malazam

She sings 10 minute long version of Swine but changes everytime the songs says Swine for Donald Trump while DWUW plays on a big screen behind her while she's doing this on stage:

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another shot before we kiss the other side
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Before Gaga's appearing an intro shows up on screen with Mother Monster (shown as insert) giving a recycled speech about an incredibly innovative flying dress while wearing a pink Joanne-inspired space suit with pink country hat. 

"Thank you so much for coming here to see me tonight. I wanted to welcome you to the JoanneRave - The JoannePopBallHalftimeShow.... - you  can f***ing cheer *nasty smile* - *nobody cheers*. 
I wanted to express my deepest gratitude to all of you for taking the track out here... to -uh- Texas *nasty smile* and I wanted to - for the *cough* scnd *cough* time ever - introduce you to VOLANTIS


Then the camera shows a blank sportsfield in darkness. Suddenly you can hear a defeaningly loud, spluttering noise which sounds like something coming from a terminally rusty flying dress engine.

Then the camera changes to another shot showing an elusive, dirty, white something carrying a long streaming banner behind it which says "VOLANTIS TRUMPS HATE" that hovers from the top of the stadium's roof towards the ground when all at once two engines break down and VOLANTIS with Gaga in it crashes into the audience and a mass panic breaks out inside the entire stadium. 

In the meanwhile, a naked Japanese man who covered his genital area with Trump's toupee breaks through the overwhelmed security and runs over the field. Only Lady Gaga's Little Monsters recognize him as the iconic SMAPxSMAP Perfect Illusion singer who's hysterically singing "IT WASN'T LAAAHV IT WASN'T LAAAHV IT WAS A PERFECT ILLUSION" with Japanese accent while trying to defend himself with a the mic's wire from security.

SuperBowl cancelled.

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Seashell Hooker

1. Poker Face (Monster Ball version) 

2. Born This Way 

3. Applause 

4. Perfect Illusion

5. Alejandro

6. Just Dance

7. A-YO (Let's face it, it's the next single)

8. Edge of Glory 

9. Million Reasons

10. Bad Romance

Aphrodite Lady ~ Seashell Bikini
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CakeLikeLG

"Anything Goes" Intro + special guest Tony B 

"Cheek to Cheek"

"They All Laughed"

"Stranger in Paradise"

"Sing, You Sinners"

"Nature Boy"

"Watch What Happens"

"The Good Life"

"Bang Bang (My Baby Shot Me Down)"

"Bewitched, Bothered and Bewildered"

"Firefly"

"Smile"

"When You're Smiling"

"Steppin' Out with My Baby"

"For Once in My Life"

"I Won't Dance"

"The Lady's in Love with You"

"(In My) Solitude"

"I Can't Give You Anything But Love"

"Lush Life"

"I've Got the World on a String"

"In the Wee Small Hours of the Morning"

"La Vie en rose"

"How Do You Keep the Music Playing?"

"Let's Face the Music and Dance"

"Ev'ry Time We Say Goodbye"

"Who Cares?"

"Fly Me to the Moon"

"I Left My Heart in San Francisco"

"But Beautiful"

"The Lady Is a Tramp"

Encore

"It Don't Mean a Thing (If It Ain't Got That Swing)"

Spoiler

I copied and pasted C2C tour set list :trollga:

 

live each day like Gaga might drop an album
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