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1. Cake Like Lady Gaga

2. Stuck On F****** You

3. Bitch Don't Kill My Vibe

4. Fashion!

5. Joanne

6. GUY

7. Teeth

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1 hour ago, NickARTPOP said:

1. Born This Way but she turns the lyrics homophobic and she attacks LGBT

2. Angel Down but she turns the lyrics to supporting the cops who murdered innocent people and at the end she procliams she thinks they deserve to be killed

3. A 5 minute rant about how she thinks Trump is awful  and she describes how she would viciously murder and mutilate Trump, given the chance

4. DIC finale where she takes of all her clothes and fingers herself 

:air::rip:

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Okay get this, the show starts and the stage is empty and dark. As the lights start to fade in you hear "My name is lady gaga." A figure appears in a foggy mist, "and this is my house," slowly it's clear that it's lady gaga. But what's that? Is that Space Cowboy? Just Dance starts playing until the 2nd verse where Space Cowboy breaks it down in a horrible remix instrumental of Alejandro. Gaga sneaks behind a curtain for a costume change while singing. All of Alejandro is performed. Next she sings the chorus of Bad Romance and it flows into the chorus of Poker Face. The lights drop and a piano is rolled out. Gaga walks over, seductively and performs an acoustic version of Judas. Is this her closing song? As soon as Judas ends she quickly jumps back on the main stage to finish her performance with Dance in the Dark.

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1 hour ago, PunkTheFunk said:

I'd make her start with Born This Way and some strenous choreography, then a 4-minute long performance of Perfect Illusion with an extra two key changes to tire out her voice, then make her grab on to a bungee cord with only one arm and sing Paparazzi a la the 2009 VMA's, and then I'd let TEOG finish her off

This had me cackling :rip:

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GagaXCupcakke

Madonna is the guest.  They sing a mash up of express your self and Born this way.  Then end the performance with a lesbian kiss. 

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That J

1. God Bless America plays as white lights begin flashing on the stage while the crowd goes wild and Gaga appears in the sky with...

2. Dancing in Circles. Gaga is lowered onto the stage wrapped in an American flag which spins open and falls by the end of the song revealing a naked Gaga with Donald Trump bobbleheads around her nipples and vag as she begins..

2. A-Yo. Naked Trump bobbleheading line dance with dancers dressed in Klan outfits with Hitler's mustache in lights blinking towards the audience. The dancers rip off the Klan attire to reveal Walking Dead type zombie looks as Gaga flees the stage as they dance to 

3. Judas Interlude with images of a return from the dead Judas roaming the fires of the Electric Chapel. Gaga returns solo wearing overalls and pigtails with an accordion in front of a microphone singing a slowed down folk/bluegrass version of..

4. Perfect Illusion.  Dancers come out at the end and the stage erupts in a full blown hodown while Gaga changes and shoots up from under the stage in classic 2009 Gaga gear.  The dancers rip off their farmers market costumes revealing sweaty toned bodies in shimmering underwear as Gaga sings the classic dance anthem 

5. Til It Happens To You which turns into a bloodbath/orgy scene by the end as Gaga screams "Home Run!" and one firecracker goes off. 

 

The End. 

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That J

OR Gaga performs the entire show via Skype in an earth shattering SkypeBall 2.0 Live Experience. 

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3 hours ago, PopThatArt said:

Why would you even post something are idiotic as this? Ugh. @Haroon should block people who post this kind of crap. Why would you want her performance to be sabotaged? Get a life. 

Why are you being so @nal ( :ladyhaha: ) it's a frikin joke. 

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ComeToMama

'Til It Happens To You' vocals sung on top of 'Bad Romance' instrumental, but replacing the word "you" with "poot" for the entirety of the song. 

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A live reenactment of the Do What U Want video with all the parties involved. But with Terry also singing.

(no costume change)

Segue into Till it Happens to You  (Short Performance Intrelude) where Gaga invites Diane Warren on stage and Sam Smith.

Dancin in' Circles; a sequel to the DWUW performance but only the nurses and Gaga are in the performance. Features masturbatory choreography and a quick PSA on the importance of getting a Pap smear.

(costume change to meat dress)

Perfect Illusion as a shorten duet with Tony. But Gaga sings with her operatic voice. With Gaga dislapyong  4 Graves dug with tombstones that are labeled: Perez Hilton's Career, Azealia Banks' Non-career, Madonna's Music Career, and Piers Morgan's Existence.

(costume change to SeashellGa)

A mashup of Bad Romance, Stuck on Fückin' You, and Burqa which serves as the three part finale to the DWUW performance.

"My people… need to let our bitchiness out. Otherwise, it turns to bile and poisons us"
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56 minutes ago, lilmonster93 said:

A live reenactment of the Do What U Want video with all the parties involved. But with Terry also singing.

(no costume change)

Segue into Till it Happens to You  (Short Performance Intrelude) where Gaga invites Diane Warren on stage and Sam Smith.

Dancin in' Circles; a sequel to the DWUW performance but only the nurses and Gaga are in the performance. Features masturbatory choreography and a quick PSA on the importance of getting a Pap smear.

(costume change to meat dress)

Perfect Illusion as a shorten duet with Tony. But Gaga sings with her operatic voice. With Gaga dislapyong  4 Graves dug with tombstones that are labeled: Perez Hilton's Career, Azealia Banks' Non-career, Madonna's Music Career, and Piers Morgan's Existence.

(costume change to SeashellGa)

A mashup of Bad Romance, Stuck on Fückin' You, and Burqa which serves as the three part finale to the DWUW performance.

I'd totally want to collaborate with you!  🤘🏻😜😂

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Intro starts, she enters in a wheelchair. Do What U Want starts to play. Christina Aguilera, special guest no. 1 enters and sings the whole song, while Gaga undresses herself, transition to Dancin' In Circles.

No big stage, just her, in the middle of field, singing the acapella of Dancin' In Circles. A short interlude, Perez Hilton on a huge screen. A mash-up of Toxic and Swine starts to play. Gaga dressed up as Britney Spears, lip-syncing to both songs.

She then performs Teeth while doing the Americano choreography.

Show ends with a medley of Beyonce hits (still dressed up as Britney, then Beyonce takes over the show). A tribute indeed. 

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