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Gaga is SHORT - I'm traumatized


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DeanWinchester
47 minutes ago, Helxig said:

Lol omg isn't this common knowledge?!

Y'all FAKE stans! (kidding obviously) I literally have a folder on my computer called "5 foot 1" of pics where you can see she's small :laughga:  It's one thing I love about her.

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Okay the last two ****ed me up. She could be my kid

Flyin' like a 1000 Doves
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52 minutes ago, Helxig said:

Lol omg isn't this common knowledge?!

Y'all FAKE stans! (kidding obviously) I literally have a folder on my computer called "5 foot 1" of pics where you can see she's small :laughga:  It's one thing I love about her.

Here are some others:

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aBSVGSKDJSBAVJHKWBACAdhvb :poot::poot::poot::bye:

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55 minutes ago, Helxig said:

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everytime I see this picture I'm like..how did she even get up there?? did that guy lift her up? :oprah:

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Haroon

Doesn't help that there's a building of a man near her in those pictures :deadbanana: But yeah she's quite petite :nick: In loads of pictures it doesn't look that way, I think she's quite good at holding herself in such a way that she looks longer than she actually is most of the time :laughga: 

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hELXIG
3 minutes ago, Sycamore said:

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she doesn't look that small here.

She doesn't look it, but logically speaking if you remove the 3 inches or so she gains from her hat and shoes, and take into account Mark is only 5 foot 8 himself, and also realise she's actually in front of him not by his side, then it makes sense even though you can't see it lol

2 minutes ago, modern ecstasy said:

everytime I see this picture I'm like..how did she even get up there?? did that guy lift her up? :oprah:

Short people are absolute masters at climbing :spin:

I'll be myself until they fūcking close the coffin.
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Andy McQueen
52 minutes ago, Helxig said:

Psst... Taylor Kinney isn't super tall himself...

5 foot 9 / 1.8m, making him approximately 7 inches taller than her. So she's about up to his chin without shoes.

Slay! :)

 

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Luxe Ford
1 hour ago, Andy McQueen said:

I wonder how she could have sex with Taylor like this, I mean, that she survived it :omg:

 

And she's the G.U.Y!

I'm 6'3" which is ok since I'll never escort her anywhere any time soon.

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Impostor
1 hour ago, Helxig said:

Psst... Taylor Kinney isn't super tall himself...

5 foot 9 / 1.8m, making him approximately 7 inches taller than her. So she's about up to his chin without shoes.

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Letmelivemylife
4 hours ago, Aashu said:

So cute :flutter:
although it is one hell of a mind**** seeing how tiny she is - especially in the first image.

Imagine meeting Gaga in person without heels on and you're looking down at her.
Down at Gaga.

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Hahahahaha I'm 4'11 and I always say I'm not short I'm fun sized hahaha. Lol there was some footage from the BTWB where gaga tried to pick this girl up but it didn't quite workout cuz she was like 6 inches taller than gaga haha. Lol gaga just looked at her like "you're taller than me sweetheart but I'm still gonna try to scoop you up in my arms anyway cuz I love ya". 

I love you monsters. I'd be unfixably broken without you
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Letmelivemylife

Lol she's 2 inches taller than me. Hey I'm not short. I'm fun sized lol

I love you monsters. I'd be unfixably broken without you
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