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Lady Gaga: Prince Charles ‘Is Not Human’


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Lady Gaga has told senior staff and associates that Prince Charles is not human but is a “hybrid that shapeshifts between human and reptilian form” and according to sources close to the pop star she has witnessed him shapeshift “before her very eyes”, and in her opinion it was a warning to her to “get back on script” and “start playing by their rules.”

Lady Gaga met Prince Charles at the Royal Variety Performance in London on Dec. 7 and was criticized in some quarters of the tabloid press for failing to observe royal etiquette in the presence of the heir to the throne.

It has now been revealed that Lady Gaga avoided Prince Charles after he shapeshifted during a brief introduction.

“Prince Charles was eight foot tall, with yellow eyes that flicker, and scaly skin the color of an iguana.”

The Prince of Wales shapeshifted between this state and human form “two or three times” after introducing himself to her.

She claims she also saw him shapeshift in the audience while she performed her song A Million Reasons. “His face in the crowd flashed between human and reptile. I could see his reptile teeth glistening in the light from the other side of the room.”

Lady Gaga told staff and close associates that she believes he shapeshifted after their introduction and during her performance as a show of strength and a warning not to mess with the dominant reptilian-Illuminati bloodline of which he is a high priest.

http://yournewswire.com/lady-gaga-prince-charles-not-human/

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bayonse
3 minutes ago, monstereo said:

She claims she also saw him shapeshift in the audience while she performed her song A Million Reasons.

oh well promo is promo

no more parties in LA
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Yeap! So this is the time where Gagadaily gets weird eh? 5:30 am :emma:

What if tomorrow I see you again? Should I say that I used to love you?
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Sherlock112

Is it REAL??? or it was a perfect reptilusion:emma:

CHROMATICA BOUGHT ME BACK!
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DrewStevens

CONFIRMED: Perfect Illusion is not only about relationships, instagram, fame, friends and television... it's also about Reptilians.

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Reptilian shape-shifting is a commonly-reported phenomenon, and the evidence is certainly intriguing. I mentioned this here during the US presidential election.

"I am the world's greatest person that does not want to let people into the country."—US President Donald J. Trump
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