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liquidsunshine

Can you guys post your ideas of this ridiculous set list but within a realm of possibility?  :)  like her opening the show with TIHTY or something lol

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DeanWinchester
4 minutes ago, Maleficent said:

Gaga doesn't show up and we see a live stream of her cooking chicken

ftfy

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Anderson123
23 minutes ago, HOTNGaga said:

Gaga doing the Abromovic method naked for 15 minutes while humming Jewels N Drugs. 

Winner.

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There is no stage, band or backing track. They were all #PerfectIllusions. Gaga walks onto the field dressed in a Trump shirt, Nike shorts and a socks/brown Crocs combo. She begins rapping TI's verse of Jewels n Drugs. After the verse, she lies down at the 50 yard line and begins reenacting her collaboration with Marina Abromovic. "Ehhhhhh" can be heard from Houston to Dallas. This takes up the majority of her set time. She thens stands up and removes a pair of scissors from her pocket and begins cutting off her hair. This is symbolic of her need to create but also having to fit the mold of what people want her to be. After her hair hair been removed, she begins to hum "Express Yourself" by Madonna. The crowd mistakenly begins to sing the words to "Born This Way." Gaga is angered and pulls out a small piece of paper that reads "I have hated my fans since they let Marry the Night flop. This was the beginning of the end of the beginning of my career. I wanted to explode into my 30s but my fans were too cheap to buy Perfect Illusion on iTunes. You have ruined my life, and I no longer want to be associated with you. xoxo - Joanne". She then removes her Trump t-shirt, exposing her breasts to America. The microphone is dropped, and Gaga walks off of the field while the screens at the stadium display photographs of Asia.

The performance is followed by rave reviews and a sold-out stadium world tour.

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Heidi Montag

She starts with a mashup of The Queen and Come to Mama, bringing Hillary on stage by the middle of it who then has a seizure and faints. The whole performance stops while the ambulance comes to drive her to the hospital, Gaga tries to save the situation by giving a spontaneous speech about BLM but fails and gets booed. She runs off stage crying. :icega:

 

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Rat Boy
26 minutes ago, Maleficent said:

Gaga doesn't show up and we see a live stream of her playing with her chickens. 

She Skypes herself playing with her chickens. #SkypeBall2.0

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I actually laughed when you said they sing they all laughed three times in a row because each time they restart people would be like wtf?

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KyliesChild
1 hour ago, HOTNGaga said:

Gaga doing the Abromovic method naked for 15 minutes while humming Jewels N Drugs. 

:toofunny:

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1. Telephone (with Beyonce)

2. Alejandro (dressed as nun)

3. Dancin' in Circles (mascots finger her)

4. DWUW (handcuffed + sex with Mark)

5. TIHTY (with Tony)

6. Judas (strips nude then arrested)

 

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The Fame Joanne

Beyonce comes to join Gaga but Gags just yells "LMAO!!! You thought I was serious when I asked you to come!?" 

Bey then runs off the stage. Gaga tries to continue but she bursts into laughter repeatedly and decides to end the show after three minutes of PI x Papa don't preach

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I wouldn't say ridiculous, but maybe unwanted (and not impossible):

Gaga basically spends the entire time talking about politics, LGBTQ+ rights, feminism, Donald Trump and how social media is misleading and how the internet damages us. Then she continues her speech saying how she wanted to be seen and her father's daughter, her sister's sister, her candidate's defensor etc and how she wants to be a regular girl. She finishes telling us to believe in our talents, be creative and be rebel, and that we belong together and that she's one of us.

Gaga leaves the stage. Her last words: "Call me Joanne.".

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