ReidOne 12,427 Posted November 12, 2016 Share Posted November 12, 2016 Let's take a moment and relive some of the most random, hilarious, non-Presidential moments that exist of President-Elect Donald Trump on YouTube, shall we? Trump only gives interviews to the most esteemed journalists, like Wendy Williams: Donald remembers Michael Jackson, shortly after his death. Trump has been protecting America for decades, which is why he fired LaToya Jackson. But he respects the Jackson family, so he gave LaToya a second chance after firing her. "I've never done it before in 11 seasons, and I'll never do it again." Trump stans for TLC, but he has to teach T-Boz a lesson. Anyone who says Trump hates gays is a LIAR because clearly he loves the gays, why else would he select Joan Rivers to win Celebrity Apprentice? (please note how he introduces her in front of this crowd of highly, HIGHLY distinguished Americans, such as 'Days of Our Lives' and 'Real Housewives' star Lisa Rinna and the Grammy Award winning Lil Jon) ...but wait... a deeper investigation reveals that Trump and Rivers had been in cahoots for DECADES with him appearing on her 90's talk show. We also have Donald to thank for rejecting the original "disgusting" design of the first World Trade Center rebuilt architecture. Donald even has no patience for tired, washed up ideas from the 80's (even tho he is a product of the 80's himself), when he promptly fired fellow New Yorker and pop music legend Debbie Gibson: Clearly, we have elected the RIGHT man for the job of President! - He's an MJ fan. - He gave LaToya a 2nd chance. - He's over Debbie Gibson. - He's not giving T-Boz a pass on the back of her 90's hits. - He clearly LOVES the gays which is why he hired Joan Rivers (and has been working with her since the 90's). - He has expert perspective on architecture and is quickly called upon by CNN to weigh in on the rebuilding of the WTC. - He hates the mainstream media and only gives interviews with substantive journalists like Wendy Williams. Ladies and gentleman, please rise and honor our President elect, king of the C-List, Donald Trump! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
donutellha 13,819 Posted November 12, 2016 Share Posted November 12, 2016 girl what memory lane? this is back to a nightmare Walk down the runway but don't puke, it's okay. You just had 10 donuts today. Without frosting. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gohan 16,447 Posted November 12, 2016 Share Posted November 12, 2016 Gurl you def drunk tryna go ask Alice, tryna catch that rabbit Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joel 877 Posted November 12, 2016 Share Posted November 12, 2016 idk if you meant to be sarcastic, kinda confused tbh Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pablo 7,808 Posted November 12, 2016 Share Posted November 12, 2016 Trump doesn't know how he stands though, it seems like he flip flops every 2 seconds though Don't visit my profile Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReidOne 12,427 Posted November 12, 2016 Author Share Posted November 12, 2016 7 minutes ago, Joel said: idk if you meant to be sarcastic, kinda confused tbh It's definitely sarcasm... I'm just remembering all the random moments DT has had with some of my favorite washed up celebs... and realizing all this somehow led him to the Presidency. 8 minutes ago, Gohan said: Gurl you def drunk Right?! I just went up on the rooftop for a cigarette and ran into a 50 year old straight male democrat who is also up there drinking straight bourbon, smoking cigars and telling me how horrible his week has been, primarily because of how sad he is because Donald Trump is President and Leonard Cohen is dead. My brother. We comimserated together for about 10 minutes, and then changed the topic to architecture and skyscrapers to distract ourselves from our real feelings. We are ALL drunk. It has been a long week. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joel 877 Posted November 12, 2016 Share Posted November 12, 2016 Just now, ReidOne said: It's definitely sarcasm... I'm just remembering all the random moments DT has had with some of my favorite washed up celebs... and realizing all this somehow led him to the Presidency. Sorry, since we have some users actually suporting him its hard to tell Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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