JEWRJEWR 5,663 Posted November 10, 2016 Share Posted November 10, 2016 http://pitchfork.com/reviews/albums/22589-collage/ The massive lite-EDM duo the Chainsmokers portray themselves as hilariously repugnant caricatures, and on Collage, they paint a photorealist portrait of their manspread over the charts. 3.5 Spoiler now the relevant part ...Yet, they don’t want you to forget they are red-blooded males. As Pall so lovably admits: “Even before success, *** was number one.” Taggart famously beefed with Lady Gaga and Halsey on Twitter, unleashing a casual flurry of misogyny in his wake (later claiming he was hacked). On their website, a bio provided by them proudly reads the Chainsmokers are “17.34 combined inches” (the measurement of their penises measured from tip to tip). Taggart lists “Entourage”’s manic Ari Gold as an inspiration, but they also want to be seen as “curators,” “creators,” and “nerds.”... Fear, she's the mother of violence Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leaf 2,429 Posted November 10, 2016 Share Posted November 10, 2016 Reads like a Tumblr SJW post to be honest. But the "lite-EDM" is a read. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fingerella 3,170 Posted November 10, 2016 Share Posted November 10, 2016 I need to see the receipts on their claim that they're 17.34" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goosey 3,017 Posted November 10, 2016 Share Posted November 10, 2016 3 minutes ago, YaGirlGrigio said: I need to see the receipts on their claim that they're 17.34" MTE. It's not an outlandish size, but it is well above average, and considering that most people measure using "internet inches"... "I am the world's greatest person that does not want to let people into the country."—US President Donald J. Trump Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heaux 565 Posted November 10, 2016 Share Posted November 10, 2016 Can they like evaporate or something? I'm tired of hearing about them You shouldn't let poets lie to you Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
berlinforme 5,317 Posted November 10, 2016 Share Posted November 10, 2016 Waiting for them to play at one of Trump's events. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Addison Rae 16,845 Posted November 10, 2016 Share Posted November 10, 2016 They are truly the epitome of T R A G I C sitting on his lap sipping diet pepsi Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
He8MyHeart 9,768 Posted November 10, 2016 Share Posted November 10, 2016 They are talentless and irrelevant. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SKANK 14,288 Posted November 10, 2016 Share Posted November 10, 2016 I can't deal with the SJW nonsense of policing the way men sit or the double standard of shaming men who are candid about their sexual appetite while praising women for "being in control of their sexuality." If Gaga is allowed to bluff with her muff than The Chainsmokers are allowed to talk about the size of their junk. The Chainsmokers are awful though. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
hELXIG 43,098 Posted November 10, 2016 Share Posted November 10, 2016 19 minutes ago, YaGirlGrigio said: I need to see the receipts on their claim that they're 17.34" 15 minutes ago, Goosey said: MTE. It's not an outlandish size, but it is well above average, and considering that most people measure using "internet inches"... It's not big or well above average, it means on average they're 5.78 inches each, which is right on average. Not that it's all about length, and also not that is any measure of worth like this idiots seem to think. I'll be myself until they fūcking close the coffin. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goosey 3,017 Posted November 10, 2016 Share Posted November 10, 2016 Just now, Helxig said: It's not big or well above average, it means on average they're 5.78 inches each, which is right on average. No... there are only two Chainsmokers. "I am the world's greatest person that does not want to let people into the country."—US President Donald J. Trump Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Princess Die 1,864 Posted November 10, 2016 Share Posted November 10, 2016 I'm not here to bash how far they have to spread their legs so their balls don't stick. I'm more concerned about whoever sang at that godawful VMAs performance because they need to get some of that mucus out of their body. Nod if you wanna make love with the enemy. ❤ Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
hELXIG 43,098 Posted November 10, 2016 Share Posted November 10, 2016 1 minute ago, Goosey said: No... there are only two Chainsmokers. lmao oh. Also, I ****ing hate guys that talk about their big dicks as if it makes them so f.ucking important. Like, some people have big dicks and also don't go around talking about them because they aren't that insecure in their masculinity... Just... toxic masculinity. F.ucking hate it. I'll be myself until they fūcking close the coffin. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Princess Die 1,864 Posted November 10, 2016 Share Posted November 10, 2016 2 minutes ago, Helxig said: lmao oh. Also, I ****ing hate guys that talk about their big dicks as if it makes them so f.ucking important. Like, some people have big dicks and also don't go around talking about them because they aren't that insecure in their masculinity... Just... toxic masculinity. F.ucking hate it. Those are the guys whose cum tastes like snot and lack a remotely interesting personality. Funny part is most of those people end up becoming self-loathing closet cases. I know a few. Nod if you wanna make love with the enemy. ❤ Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delusional Aura 5,129 Posted November 10, 2016 Share Posted November 10, 2016 2 hours ago, YaGirlGrigio said: I need to see the receipts on their claim that they're 17.34" You dirty little Paris Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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