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If Kris Jenner gets her way, Kim Kardashian's jewelry heist is going to be an award-winning film

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In the most bizarre case of fantasy casting since Making a Murderer's Steven Avery wanted Brad Pitt to play him in a feature film, Kris Jenner reportedly has her eye on some serious A-list actors to portray Kim Kardashian West in the infamous Paris robbery.

Insert sigh, shrug and "too soon!" here.

According to a Radar Online source, Jenner is angling to turn Kardashian West's night of terror into a business deal, and it's not going to be a shoestring production.

"She only wants to see A-list actors in starring roles," the insider said. "Kris is fantasizing about Mila Kunis or Natalie Portman playing Kim."

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1 minute ago, takemetovenus said:

Why is Kris so extra I'm-

Extra intelligent? Extra pragmatic? Extra incredible? :lana:

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LePetitGAGABLover
Just now, Saint Laurent said:

Extra intelligent? Extra pragmatic? Extra incredible? :lana:

Delete this

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Ray of Light

Iconic Hollywood veteran & Oscar award-winning actress + already Best Actress 2017 frontrunner, Natalie Portman, would NEVER be found within a 10 mile radius of a Kim K motion picture set

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Just now, LePetitMonstr said:

Delete this

Don't be jealous.

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade.

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LePetitGAGABLover
Just now, Saint Laurent said:

Don't be jealous.

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade.

True. I mean, People get entertained by the stupidest things. I mean, remeber the Harlem Shake?:awkney:

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PMKKARDASHiAN

Kris turning that sorrow into treasure gold. 

I mean... she's smart in a business sense, but after 10 years, I'm so ****ing over the kardashians. 

Can we go back and switch them for Paris and Nicole?? Maybe lindsay too?? 

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LePetitGAGABLover

Also, shes disgusting for trying to do something like this:awkney:

First she pimped out Kim, now she wants to do a film about her robbery:oprah:

Worst mom in history

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Just now, LePetitMonstr said:

True. I mean, People get entertained by the stupidest things. I mean, remeber the Harlem Shake?:awkney:

You think a story about a multi million dollar robbery is stupid? :reductive::reductive::reductive:

Awaken from your bitter lull sweetie, and appreciate Kris for what she is, an incredible business woman.

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SychosSoChic

Where was my movie when I got mugged at gunpoint?

Where were you Kris?

WHERE

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Life ain't Hollywood for any one of us.
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