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If 'The Fame Monster' Singles Were In High School


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If you guys remember I used to be @PaparazziLG5 :cryga: I sucked at the internet and I made a thread called "If 'The Fame' singles were girls in high school" 

Time for Part II :whitney: 

Bad Romance: She's the favorite of them all. She's the Regina George, Beautiful and sassy. She also has a huge drug problem and is obsessed with love, s*x and smirnoff. She was arrested for harvesting her boyfriend's kidney and performing a kidney transplant on her 'My Little Pony' doll. 

Telephone: She's the crazy b**ch who came dressed up as 'Santa Clause as a hooker' for Halloween. She skips class to put on clown makeup she bought at Party City. She was arrested for stealing 3 Samsung Galaxy's, 40 iPhones and an old fashioned phone from Best Buy. Her favorite food is the Sausage McGriddle from McDonalds. 

Alejandro: She's the gothic emo overdramatic girl. She burned her local church and dressed up as a h**ker on the church corner. She also was arrested for setting a dead crow on fire. She ran away from her home for 40 minutes. She drinks clomato juice and tells people it's 'The Blood Of The Innocent' 

Dance In The Dark: Flawless. Everybody loves her. The School was egged because she lost prom queen. She's kind and loving. 

Monster: Basically, Taylor Swift. Nice on the outside, but not on the inside. She was physically abused by her cat 'Munchkin' at the age of 10. She now goes to therapy everyday after going to haunted houses and performing satanic rituals. 

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Dramatica

Teeth: She's the fat hated girl, with bad, falling teeth and thin hair.

I didn't ask for a free ride, I only asked you to show me a real good time.
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Hyperballad
1 minute ago, Robot said:

Sis what kind of high school did you go to :air:

United High School, Laredo TX, USA, 78045 :gaycat:

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SlaeUrAnus

I am intrigued to see what high school girl DITD and Monster will be.

In my messy era.
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JustAnotherDay

girl, you about to be banned again, wyd talking about getting banned  :ladyhaha:

was NickARTPOP
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malazam
2 minutes ago, Gaga of Time said:

Teeth: She's the fat hated girl, with bad, falling teeth and thin hair.

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another shot before we kiss the other side
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Antonio
10 minutes ago, Texas Joanne said:

She was arrested for stealing 3 Samsung Galaxy's, 40 iPhones and an old fashioned phone from Best Buy.

Girl I'm CACKLING

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I hope this is a reference to all the product placements

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10 minutes ago, Gaga of Time said:

Teeth: Mentally abuses her stuffed animals and her boyfriends in her basement. She killed her boyfriend by taking his teeth one by one.

Fixed. 

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1 minute ago, koonsisme said:

I hope the mods close this mess of a thread.

Please no, I've seen the light. I've been banned to many times. I finally know how to 'moderately' use the internet :cryga:

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1 minute ago, littlepotter said:

Hey girl

I remember your messy threads

Lol, I'm a new person. I've been reborn. And im less of a mess :cryga:

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