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'Joanne' miscarriage theory


ReidOne

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The Child

I'd like to try whatever drug you're on.

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I've been stanning her for since 2008 and have never heard of this.. can someone please show me pics of when people thought she looked pregnant??? what era was it??:huh:

And tbh, if this was true, I think she would tell us. She's very honest with her fans. I just don't think she could go on without telling us about it. 

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 "And the "dilated fallin' free" lyric could also be a reference, as cervical dilation is what occurs during child birth."

Boy this thread was more of a roller coaster than normal  :sharon: 

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2 minutes ago, Drew Jeremy said:

I've been stanning her for since 2008 and have never heard of this.. can someone please show me pics of when people thought she looked pregnant??? what era was it??:huh:

And tbh, if this was true, I think she would tell us. She's very honest with her fans. I just don't think she could go on without telling us about it. 

During Cheek to Cheek. Honestly, she just looked slightly heavier.

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Mess at everyone judging this theory but running to speculate about hard drug abuse and her failed relationship as if y'all have boundaries :rip: 

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KyliesChild
3 minutes ago, Drew Jeremy said:

I've been stanning her for since 2008 and have never heard of this.. can someone please show me pics of when people thought she looked pregnant??? what era was it??:huh:

And tbh, if this was true, I think she would tell us. She's very honest with her fans. I just don't think she could go on without telling us about it. 

Cheek to Cheek, especially in the photo above with the red dress. Probably around mid-late 2014.

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1 minute ago, VAMP said:

During Cheek to Cheek. Honestly, she just looked slightly heavier.

She was on tour with a 90 year old man, not dancing, and probably enjoying really good meals with her sugar daddy, Tony :reductive:

Think she just was just chubby. 

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KyliesChild
3 minutes ago, Nino said:

 "And the "dilated fallin' free" lyric could also be a reference, as cervical dilation is what occurs during child birth."

Boy this thread was more of a roller coaster than normal  :sharon: 

nvm

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RebeldeFaith
Just now, ReidOne said:

"I've got 100 million reasons to walk away,
baby, I just need one good one to stay"

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WTF?! :deadbanana:

This better be true. :madge:

Can I vanish into a cheeseburger pizza?
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So i love this theory a lot. I do feel pretty uncomfortable speculating about something as serious as a miscarriage, especially since Gaga is human and it feels wrong to discuss something potentially so personal to her so publicly. But this theory makes a lot of sense to me (even tho the sperm part is a bit of a reach). I've definitely seen "stories" like this in the way Born This Way and ARTPOP are tracklisted and was really curious about the Joanne tracklist.

 

I also think the "save that angel, catch that angel" outro to Angel Down fits in really nicely to this theory.

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23 minutes ago, ReidOne said:

"I've got 100 million reasons to walk away,
baby, I just need one good one to stay"

b51oon.jpg

 

CRAZY, RIGHT?!

I'm screaming

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