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Vulture 'Joanne' Review


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DrewStevens

I hate this kind of review. They couldn't be more vague.

It's like "I love it but it's trash" or "I hate it but it's good" :madge:

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Miracle

"Every line of Joanne sounds both carefully planned out and a blast to sing. The high lonesome open of “Diamond Heart” explodes into crystalline clarity just in time to ring in the album’s first chorus. "

very line of Joanne sounds both carefully planned out and a blast to sing. The high lonesome open of “Diamond Heart"

 

This has to be a +70

 

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Swan Heart

It feels more like a 70 then 60.

They say it's the last song. They don't know us, you see. It's only the last song if we let it be.
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I get pressed as **** looking at all these glowing reviews that don't count for MC and then watching all these average orange colored ratings getting put up as if they speak for all critics ffs :madge: 

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Gaga Medicine

It counts or not? Why the **** not giving a score already? We depend on the Metacritic interpretation now?:saladga:

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djBuffoon
42 minutes ago, DrewStevens said:

I hate this kind of review. They couldn't be more vague.

It's like "I love it but it's trash" or "I hate it but it's good" :madge:

THIS ffs. I mean, why is it frustrating that each successive track doesn't sound like the one before it? The aesthetic is cohesive enough, but the critics don't seem to appreciate the variety it offers. Weird.

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DrewStevens
7 minutes ago, djBuffoon said:

THIS ffs. I mean, why is it frustrating that each successive track doesn't sound like the one before it? The aesthetic is cohesive enough, but the critics don't seem to appreciate the variety it offers. Weird.

But if it's all cohesive then they bash them for that. Most reviews for Melanie Martinez's Cry Baby bashed her for how repetitive the sound was. Critics are full of it.

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