malazam 15,710 Posted October 16, 2016 Share Posted October 16, 2016 As a member of 'GGD scamming group' I must make you aware of the ultimate marketing strategy to make JOANNE a commercial success, since Gaga's not doing promo and cancelling everything, we must take the game and do her job. In the next steps you'll know how to promote JOANNE in a better way than Gaga. 1 - Make sure you don't have criminal records, if you do, look for someone that doesn't. 2 - Wait 3 days after JOANNE release and go to a physical store (Target, Best Buy, Indie music stores, Farm stores) 3 - Steal half -or more- of the Joanne copies you see there. Here's the thing, getting caught or not, your local news are going to talk about that. -Better promo than Gaga has been doing- 4 - If you get caught, you'll probably be interviewed, you need to take advantage of that and promote the Hell out of Joanne and -ARTPOP if you have the time- 5 - You'll happily spend a little time in jail but you'll be out before the Super Bowl performance, which won't be cancelled because Joanne is going to sell 5 million. Spoiler Joanne verison of a Brazilian joke about promoting Glory. Don't do this or do it Bye another shot before we kiss the other side Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
boobtank 9,090 Posted October 16, 2016 Share Posted October 16, 2016 I'm in... ready for my close up girls. See you on Channel 5 news this time next week. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Impostor 4,114 Posted October 16, 2016 Share Posted October 16, 2016 Is that our new big strategy? Will the little thieves beat the soccer moms? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Varo Yan 2,984 Posted October 16, 2016 Share Posted October 16, 2016 little manager try to speak with Bobby Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
prince 4,688 Posted October 16, 2016 Share Posted October 16, 2016 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaryJaneHolland 77,348 Posted October 16, 2016 Share Posted October 16, 2016 Local news dont talk about stolen CDs Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SychosSoChic 9,995 Posted October 16, 2016 Share Posted October 16, 2016 I love robbery Life ain't Hollywood for any one of us. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dramatica 13,311 Posted October 16, 2016 Share Posted October 16, 2016 Tbh if someone is gonna break into a Target store. They better do it now, leak Joanne and then promote it in jail while getting raped by big dudes. I didn't ask for a free ride, I only asked you to show me a real good time. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
viniferrett 16,683 Posted October 16, 2016 Share Posted October 16, 2016 1 minute ago, MaryJaneHolland said: Local news dont talk about stolen CDs we have to kill someone Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
prince 4,688 Posted October 16, 2016 Share Posted October 16, 2016 Just now, Gaga of Time said: Tbh if someone is gonna break into a Target store. They better do it now, leak Joanne and then promote it in jail while getting raped by big dudes. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
malazam 15,710 Posted October 16, 2016 Author Share Posted October 16, 2016 1 minute ago, MaryJaneHolland said: Local news dont talk about stolen CDs I live in Uruguay, in a city which has 20k people and there's a satanic clown on the loose, I mean, a massive CD steal is going to be shown It's a joke tho another shot before we kiss the other side Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lona Delery 7,180 Posted October 16, 2016 Share Posted October 16, 2016 15 minutes ago, MaryJaneHolland said: Local news dont talk about stolen CDs Our news even reports when cigarettes worth at least ~1000$ gets stolen. So theres definitely a possibility 👀 Sometimes it feels like I've got a war in my mind, I wanna get off but I keep riding the ride Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delusional Aura 5,129 Posted October 16, 2016 Share Posted October 16, 2016 Or she could just release that sex tape with @Bradley Cooper Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patamon 1,376 Posted October 16, 2016 Share Posted October 16, 2016 1 hour ago, malazam said: 3 - Steal half -or more- of the Joanne copies you see there. Here's the thing, getting caught or not, your local news are going to talk about that. -Better promo than Gaga has been doing- 4 - If you get caught, you'll probably be interviewed, you need to take advantage of that and promote the Hell out of Joanne and -ARTPOP if you have the time- My fave post on GGD. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
PassTheTime 1,448 Posted October 16, 2016 Share Posted October 16, 2016 54 minutes ago, malazam said: if you have the time- Yes I might even go with the cops to Ellen's couch and give an interview Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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