PunkTheFunk 124,406 Posted October 16, 2016 Share Posted October 16, 2016 I think Gaga is punishing us Little Atrocities in true biblical fashion. Here's the tea: For those of you who are too young to remember, Gaga birthed us from her pop music v*gina on G.O.A.T, a Government Owned Alien Territory in Space™. It was a "birth of magnificent and magical proportions." We were made in her image and in her eyes we were perfect. "And thus began the beginning of the new race A race within the race of humanity A race which bears no prejudice No judgment But boundless freedom" We can easily draw parallels to Genesis 1, the first chapter in the bible: "26 Then God said, “Let us make mankind in our image, in our likeness, so that they may rule over the fish in the sea and the birds in the sky, over the livestock and all the wild animals,[a] and over all the creatures that move along the ground.” [...] 31 God saw all that he had made, and it was very good." Now flash forward to today. Gaga hates our f*cking guts. Genesis 6 reads: 5 The Lord saw how great the wickedness of the human race had become on the earth, and that every inclination of the thoughts of the human heart was only evil all the time. 6 The Lord regretted that he had made human beings on the earth, and his heart was deeply troubled. 7 So the Lord said, “I will wipe from the face of the earth the human race I have created—and with them the animals, the birds and the creatures that move along the ground—for I regret that I have made them.” A few verses down and we get the story of Noah, the only man on Earth who was righteous in God's eyes. 12 God saw how corrupt the earth had become, for all the people on earth had corrupted their ways. 13 So God said to Noah, “I am going to put an end to all people, for the earth is filled with violence because of them. I am surely going to destroy both them and the earth. We all know how the stories goes from here: God tells Noah to build an ark and save some animals, and then God proceeds to unleash a flood on the world and wipe out his creation. Obviously, Gaga isn't unleashing a flood on us, but is she trying to destroy us with the exact opposite — a drought? Think about it: she's cancelling all her promo spots, giving us the exact same information in radio interviews everyday, and starving us of live performances. In the past week she's done more promo for the US election than her own album. Are we in the midst of a Reverse Biblical Punishment Expedition three-years in the making? Is this what we deserve for letting ARTPOP flop? For those of you who think this is a reach, recall that Gaga was serving us religion a few months before the era started. The bish was probably studying that bible carefully and planning our demise. Let's just pray the end is quick and painless Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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PunkTheFunk 124,406 Posted October 16, 2016 Author Share Posted October 16, 2016 Just now, UK Monster said: Leave I'm not going anywhere Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Impostor 4,114 Posted October 16, 2016 Share Posted October 16, 2016 2 minutes ago, PunkTheFunk said: Think about it: she's cancelling all her promo spots, giving us the exact same information in radio interviews everyday, and starving us of live performances. In the past week she's done more promo for the US election than her own album. That is a fact. I believe she wants to kill the gays. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
dek0de 1,325 Posted October 16, 2016 Share Posted October 16, 2016 TOO. MUCH. TIME. go outside. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
dek0de 1,325 Posted October 16, 2016 Share Posted October 16, 2016 TOO. MUCH. TIME. go outside. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
malazam 15,710 Posted October 16, 2016 Share Posted October 16, 2016 6 minutes ago, PunkTheFunk said: Are we in the midst of a Reverse Biblical Punishment Expedition three-years in the making? Is this what we deserve for letting ARTPOP flop? another shot before we kiss the other side Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dramatica 13,690 Posted October 16, 2016 Share Posted October 16, 2016 Now all we need to do is wait for the end. K I'm waiting I didn't ask for a free ride, I only asked you to show me a real good time. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronk 14,762 Posted October 16, 2016 Share Posted October 16, 2016 And all this time I thought G.O.A.T meant Greatest Of All Time. I live outside the space time continuum. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeanWinchester 41,390 Posted October 16, 2016 Share Posted October 16, 2016 10 minutes ago, PunkTheFunk said: The bish was probably studying that bible carefully and planning our demise. Let's just pray the end is quick and painless Flyin' like a 1000 Doves Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeanWinchester 41,390 Posted October 16, 2016 Share Posted October 16, 2016 2 minutes ago, Ronk said: And all this time I thought G.O.A.T meant Greatest Of All Time. in 4chan and other websites, yes Flyin' like a 1000 Doves Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prada 1,200 Posted October 16, 2016 Share Posted October 16, 2016 I dont think that she thinks this much... She's just in different place. She's independent,she has money,she wants peace,she's 30 and i m sure between age 18-25 she was traumatized to make her dreams happen.She's just recovering.Giving herself time and creating space,trying to cure her PTSD.I can see she's lost. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronk 14,762 Posted October 16, 2016 Share Posted October 16, 2016 1 minute ago, A Gaga Lad said: in 4chan and other websites, yes I tell my friends that I'm followed by GOATs on twitter. They laugh. I live outside the space time continuum. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RadioIsOurs 13,873 Posted October 16, 2016 Share Posted October 16, 2016 Thanks for the Bible lesson Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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