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BLACKOUTbritney
1 minute ago, Stef said:

"We don't need death threats, nudes, jokes about sexually assaulting roommates or other inappropriate stuff."

Words I'd never thought I'd see in a thread dedicated to the leak of a pop star's new album :air: 

I thought season 3 was wild, and then season 4 happened :rip:

This fan base sometimes smh

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malazam
2 minutes ago, AndrewGr said:

I need an answer: Does Darla have Joanne or not? :poot:

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will Gaga properly promote this era?

 

another shot before we kiss the other side

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Nafen
1 minute ago, lgaga1fan said:

Heres some dms with another "LittleDarling"sdafasdsfds.png

:fthis:

This is NOT fun I haven't done anything productive for like 3 days:toofunny:

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Paulchieffo
Just now, malazam said:

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will Gaga properly promote this era?

 

Obviously not. She cancelled 2 massive promo performances already

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BLACKOUTbritney
1 minute ago, lgaga1fan said:

Heres some dms with another "LittleDarling"sdafasdsfds.png

Well if nothing has happened in 3hrs hun, i'd say who ever 'she' is, is trolling you :air:

 

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malazam
15 minutes ago, BLACKOUTbritney said:

A summary of the first thread originally posted by @notsoratedr

Season 1: @HAUSofRANA. every local target store asking them if they have Joanne in store, they confirm that they have it but won't be on sale until the 21st. A kid on twitter claims that he has a copy of the album, stars bragging about it and says that he won't leak it and only him and his friends are going to listen to it. He then asks for 1000 retweets and he'll leak it. His ass then gets followed by Bobby, Bobby tweets him"@angelxdv @UMG is watching" the poor kid apologises and says that it was a stunt to gain followers. The monsters weren't aware of what is coming next.

Season 2: Bernard shares a picture of the album and says he has the album. UMG contacts him and threatens him, but then Darla shows up saying that she is @ Target and that Joanne is on shelves, but the staff is going to get the copies and put in the storage room she somehow manages to steal just the CD and put it in her bag. After successfully stealing the CD and getting home safe, she tweets a picture of the CD. Bobby follows her and DMs her and also @Torsoface drinking game, everyone fears that he's dead from alcohol poisoning. @Skai Jackson exposes that Darla is a phedophile and a GGD user who was banned twice bc of Skai. @notsoratedr false nude get's leaked everyone falls in love with him.

Season 3: The handsome guy gets killed everyone cries. #Berla argues, everyone picks teams and changes their avis in order to support their team. Darla posts a video of her throwing the cd on the floor for proof, but then the actuall picture of the copy gets leaked. The guy who leaked the actual photo of the copy asked for 100rts in order to leak on ARTL but then he deleted his account. ARTL bans guests and only members of the forum can see the page, they start trolling that they have the leak, GGD users are believing them and are freaking out more than ever, and bc of that GGD website crashes not once, but TWICE. Shortly after GGD members realised that the ARTL users were just trolling after saying that Gaga and Florence are rapping on "Hey Girl" and they even said that Tonny Bennet has a cameo on "Dancin' In Circles" with the line "When you're lonely, call me Tony".

Season 4: Darla is sending songs from "Joanne" to monsters who will make her laugh, a monster sends a nude from his roommate in order to get a song, Darla replies to him and says record yourself touching it and then I will send you a song (this is basically sexual assult). The monster refuses but Darla says it will be worth it, the monster at the end tapes himself touching his roommates genitals and "got a song". Darla tweets again that she will be sending a song to a person who spams a person on Twitter the most, after literally abusing people on Twitter she says that "it's time Darla dies" but will she actually die, will she continue?? We'll find out...to be continued.

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another shot before we kiss the other side

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malibooo
20 minutes ago, BLACKOUTbritney said:

A summary of the first thread originally posted by @notsoratedr

Season 1: @HAUSofRANA. every local target store asking them if they have Joanne in store, they confirm that they have it but won't be on sale until the 21st. A kid on twitter claims that he has a copy of the album, stars bragging about it and says that he won't leak it and only him and his friends are going to listen to it. He then asks for 1000 retweets and he'll leak it. His ass then gets followed by Bobby, Bobby tweets him"@angelxdv @UMG is watching" the poor kid apologises and says that it was a stunt to gain followers. The monsters weren't aware of what is coming next.

Season 2: Bernard shares a picture of the album and says he has the album. UMG contacts him and threatens him, but then Darla shows up saying that she is @ Target and that Joanne is on shelves, but the staff is going to get the copies and put in the storage room she somehow manages to steal just the CD and put it in her bag. After successfully stealing the CD and getting home safe, she tweets a picture of the CD. Bobby follows her and DMs her and also @Torsoface drinking game, everyone fears that he's dead from alcohol poisoning. @Skai Jackson exposes that Darla is a phedophile and a GGD user who was banned twice bc of Skai. @notsoratedr false nude get's leaked everyone falls in love with him.

Season 3: The handsome guy gets killed everyone cries. #Berla argues, everyone picks teams and changes their avis in order to support their team. Darla posts a video of her throwing the cd on the floor for proof, but then the actuall picture of the copy gets leaked. The guy who leaked the actual photo of the copy asked for 100rts in order to leak on ARTL but then he deleted his account. ARTL bans guests and only members of the forum can see the page, they start trolling that they have the leak, GGD users are believing them and are freaking out more than ever, and bc of that GGD website crashes not once, but TWICE. Shortly after GGD members realised that the ARTL users were just trolling after saying that Gaga and Florence are rapping on "Hey Girl" and they even said that Tonny Bennet has a cameo on "Dancin' In Circles" with the line "When you're lonely, call me Tony".

Season 4: Darla is sending songs from "Joanne" to monsters who will make her laugh, a monster sends a nude from his roommate in order to get a song, Darla replies to him and says record yourself touching it and then I will send you a song (this is basically sexual assult). The monster refuses but Darla says it will be worth it, the monster at the end tapes himself touching his roommates genitals and "got a song". Darla tweets again that she will be sending a song to a person who spams a person on Twitter the most, after literally abusing people on Twitter she says that "it's time Darla dies" but will she actually die, will she continue?? We'll find out...to be continued.

Season 4 is still incorrect, but okay

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Jacob Marley

Didn't know ANY of this was happening - after reading the last four pages I'm inclined to go back and read the five hundred page original. 

Give me a second I need to get drunk - someone make up a drinking game.

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calmar
1 minute ago, Jacob Marley said:

Didn't know ANY of this was happening - after reading the last four pages I'm inclined to go back and read the five hundred page original. 

Give me a second I need to get drunk - someone make up a drinking game.

Take a drink each time you read a word.

俺の勝利は揺るぎない

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BLACKOUTbritney
1 minute ago, TondoTheAwesome said:

Season 4 is still incorrect, but okay

Did you want me to add how it ended up just being you touching yourself rather than your roommate? :rip:

 

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vigilist
Just now, Jacob Marley said:

Didn't know ANY of this was happening - after reading the last four pages I'm inclined to go back and read the five hundred page original. 

Give me a second I need to get drunk - someone make up a drinking game.

If you get deep enough into the original post you'll find a drinking game waiting for you :derpga:

when you're lonely, call me tony

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Nafen
1 minute ago, Jacob Marley said:

Didn't know ANY of this was happening - after reading the last four pages I'm inclined to go back and read the five hundred page original. 

Give me a second I need to get drunk - someone make up a drinking game.

You brave soul.

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Daenerys

Omg I thought I was banned from the thread for a second :giveup: HUZZAH 2.0 is here and I can't wait to continue Joanticipating with you guys! Does this mean this is the series reboot???

Daenerys of the House Targaryen, the First of Her Name, The Unburnt, Queen of the Andals, the Rhoynar and the First Men, Queen of Meereen

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