Create the messiest Gaga VMA performance

[River 116,806]

it's dark on the stage, you only here a  "moooooo" then suddenly Joanne is flying in here cowboy flying dress to the stage and then light - it's a farm, her dancers are dressed as a sexy shirtless cows.

She starts to sing born this way (country version) and then a rainbow is falling down on the stage. the male sexy cow dancers start to touch each other, doing erotic moves, boners are everywhere.

Joanne screams: now my little cows, let's play a LoveGame.

And Poker Face (Ukulele version) starts to play, cards are falling from the sky and later a big table is crushing to stage from above and the sexy cows dancer are playing poker. Joanne is changing to farmer clothes and starts to throw carrots to the audience.

Now, a big ecstasy pill is rolling on the stage, DRAMA, everybody is shocked, the backdrop starts to show crazy colors and movement, everybody is crazy and perfect illusion (dance redone version) starts to play. everybody's on drugs and smashing the stage, Joanne is naked, the dancers are fu-cking on stage, everybody in the audience saying wtf, Rihanna is happy and horny, Britney is running away with her kids, Katy passed out!!

then Joanne is saying tick tick tik tik BOOM and she's exploding on stage. RIP Joanne. ISIS takes responsibility.

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[Jay.P 2,336]

Gaga, wearing the pig mask, recites this 400 times while creepy music repeats in the background:

"The next day another turn came and so it continued always the same, coitus, Christ, curses, ejaculation, always the same,

One of the old women tied the daily victim into the machine,

He then was informed and went into the boudoir, masturbating a bit in front of her vagina, swearing, cursing and began to f*ck right out.

Screams of lust and from the moment of ejaculation, began to roar like a bull.

He walked out not even looking at the woman and repeated this three to four times in the same day with the same."

Disturbed audience members start hallucinating and acting crazy.

"ARTPOP'S REVENGE" flashes uncontrollably on the screen behind Gaga as the music gets louder and lights turn red.

[Rockets 1,807]

She performs a mash up of Red and Blue songs, then Marina Abramovic joines her on stage, they get naked and do performance art while Gaga starts singing Bloody Mary a capella, then finishes the performance with a screamo mash up of PI and This Is What You Came For