How Can I Help PI become a top 10 hit on the hot 100?

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I was walking in the street, and I was humming the chorus to myself (IT WASNT LOVE IT WASNT LOVE... ETC) and some girl was like "oh my god are you humming perfect illusion?" and I said yes, it's so catchy, and she said "well everyone I know hated it, I liked katy perry's new song rise better..." I then pretended I got a call on my cell phone and pretended to talk so i could end the awkward conversation.