PMKKARDASHiAN 8,570 Posted September 11, 2016 Share Posted September 11, 2016 So I'm at work, and I walk by a few nurses listening to music, and I say "so since we're talking about music, have yall heard the new lady Gaga song?" The straight guy turns to me, and says "yes! I really liked it!" I said, jokingly, "yea she's trying to wrangle in the straights" He said "yea I believe it. My friend actually called me and said "man lady 'gags' has a new song out!" (I immediately questioned his friends sexuality for knowing lady gags) Then the other nurses asked me what the name of the song was and before I could even say it the straight guy says "something illusion!" I said "perfect illusion" he said "yes!! I knew that's what it was! It's good!" she's done it ladies! The straight are back! The NFL promo worked! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stef 61,598 Posted September 11, 2016 Share Posted September 11, 2016 Lemme wait for the charts and the positive updates before I am 100% convinced the GP are warming up to her again Signature loading… 👹🖤 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Babylonian 643 Posted September 11, 2016 Share Posted September 11, 2016 Queen of Straights Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robot 6,317 Posted September 11, 2016 Share Posted September 11, 2016 Queen of Straights Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BurqaSwg 4,681 Posted September 11, 2016 Share Posted September 11, 2016 Queen Of Straights Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
androiduser 7,438 Posted September 11, 2016 Share Posted September 11, 2016 that's anecdotal evidence Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poissonche 12,365 Posted September 11, 2016 Share Posted September 11, 2016 I also have a straight friend who likes Gaga. He came out yesterday. I no longer have a straight friend who likes Gaga. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeanWinchester 41,390 Posted September 11, 2016 Share Posted September 11, 2016 4 minutes ago, PMKKARDASHiAN said: So I'm at work, and I walk by a few nurses listening to music, and I say "so sincer we're talking about music, have yall heard the new lady Gaga song?" The straight guy turns to be, and says "yes! I really liked it!" I said, jokingly, "yea she's trying to wrangle in the straights" He said "yea I believe it. My friend actually called me and said "man lady 'gags' has a new song out!" (I immediately questioned his friends sexuality for knowing lady gags) Then the other nurses asked me what the name of the song was and before I could even say it the straight guy says "something illusion!" I said "perfect illusion" he said "yes!! I knew that's what it was! It's good!" she's done it ladies! The straight are back! The NFL promo worked! ****. Nobody in my nursing home seems to care. ****. I was the only one. ****. Not even the girls nor the gays Flyin' like a 1000 Doves Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gabi 685 Posted September 11, 2016 Share Posted September 11, 2016 are you sure they are straights? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dangerous Man 9,245 Posted September 11, 2016 Share Posted September 11, 2016 From yt comments section: "Sinisbal: Homosexuality was a perfect illusion in my life. I sucked it deep and long. And it felt very real. But with Jesus it all crumbled to pieces-all gay ****, all perversion that I was a slave to for years. Ahhhh, it is good to be the man. Thank You God!! Folks, trust Jesus! With Him there are no illusions, only love and peace. Sooo gooood!" Queen of turning gays to straights! "A little less conversation and a little more touch my body." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
PartySick 159,824 Posted September 11, 2016 Share Posted September 11, 2016 Just now, Poissonche said: I also have a straight friend who likes Gaga. He came out yesterday. I no longer have a straight friend who likes Gaga. This and the OP should be made into children's books Raise 'em right. Love Gaga no matter gay, straight, or bi, etc 🌸Flourishing and vibrant🌼 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChasingGhosts 726 Posted September 11, 2016 Share Posted September 11, 2016 Give a song some rock vibes and it will do wonderful things. Born This Way > Joanne > The Fame Monster > The Fame > ARTPOP Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
13VictorC 1,102 Posted September 11, 2016 Share Posted September 11, 2016 Tell them to buy, stream, watch, gift, email, mail, post, repost, tweet, retweet it. #PromotePerfectIllusion Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
President Trump 3,508 Posted September 11, 2016 Share Posted September 11, 2016 SLAY me !!!!!!!!!!!!!! the straights are BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ma ma pa pa pa Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
PMKKARDASHiAN 8,570 Posted September 11, 2016 Author Share Posted September 11, 2016 4 minutes ago, Stef said: Lemme wait for the charts and the positive updates before I am 100% convinced the GP are warming up to her again This is good! We're headed in the right direction! 2 minutes ago, stela said: are you sure they are straights? He's Mormon. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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