GloZell Green 11,723 Posted August 26, 2016 Share Posted August 26, 2016 Reminds me of those people on YouTube who hate everything mainstream and claim that everyone copies indie artists (ibvious through their reviews). In short: they weren't objective. Lady Gaga | Shakira Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Surrealist 27,470 Posted August 26, 2016 Share Posted August 26, 2016 Just now, RainbowBlonde said: I'm really sorry but I only understand english. He says the album is so good that it cannot be rated to the absurd five-dot system. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RadioIsOurs 13,876 Posted August 26, 2016 Author Share Posted August 26, 2016 Just now, Sycamore said: He says the album is so good that it cannot be rated to the absurd five-dot system. So Metacritic ****ed up then... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Surrealist 27,470 Posted August 26, 2016 Share Posted August 26, 2016 Just now, RainbowBlonde said: So Metacritic ****ed up then... Yep. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Temptation 11,209 Posted August 26, 2016 Share Posted August 26, 2016 Every journalist - and all the hate they bury - eventually dies but Born This Way will live on forever. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ARTOMI 375 Posted August 26, 2016 Share Posted August 26, 2016 Can anyone calculate what the average score would be without that review? (I'm too lazy to do it) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry 26,836 Posted August 26, 2016 Share Posted August 26, 2016 3 minutes ago, Sycamore said: He says the album is so good that it cannot be rated to the absurd five-dot system. No I think he's being completely sarcastic and making fun of her for apparently being pretentious. I mean the related artists on the review are T.S. Eliot and Marie Lloyd If you read through the whole thing it becomes pretty clear that he's poking fun at her. They don't normally write like that, the review for ARTPOP is much more normal. At the time it was a big thing. Monsters were PISSED. I think this site is weighted quite largely on MC, so the score would probably be much higher than it currently is without a zero from an apparently reputable publication. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Surrealist 27,470 Posted August 26, 2016 Share Posted August 26, 2016 1 minute ago, Harry said: No I think he's being completely sarcastic and making fun of her for apparently being pretentious. I mean the related artists on the review are T.S. Eliot and Marie Lloyd If you read through the whole thing it becomes pretty clear that he's poking fun at her. They don't normally write like that, the review for ARTPOP is much more normal. At the time it was a big thing. Monsters were PISSED. I think this site is weighted quite largely on MC, so the score would probably be much higher than it currently is without a zero from an apparently reputable publication. I don't think so, but whatever he is irrelevant anyways. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azor Ahai 18,861 Posted August 26, 2016 Share Posted August 26, 2016 This review is actually positive though? Or am I reading it wrong? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klou 2,414 Posted August 26, 2016 Share Posted August 26, 2016 The review is sarcastic, guys Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry 26,836 Posted August 26, 2016 Share Posted August 26, 2016 5 minutes ago, Klou said: The review is sarcastic, guys He literally gave it a zero and people still think it's a good review. Only on GGD. "when <<LADY GAGA>> sings of riding to “the edge of glory” or declares her intention to “raise hell in the street, drink beer, and get into trouble,” she not only joins that fine class of rebel American poets, but changes the relations, proportions, values of each work within that tradition" "Born This Way is at once a quintessential American Odyssey and perhaps the nation’s finest realization of the Wagnerian Gesamtkunstwerk, a total aesthetic synthesis of sound, vision, poetry, drama, and fashion." "In a lyrical ballad titled “Hair,” the artist locates the perfect correlative for such liberty. The song’s refrain moves like the wind that has blown, continuously, through America’s tonsorial history, ruffling the dashing manes of Franklin and Jefferson no less than the tightly-coiled locks of Malcolm X and Rosa Parks" How could this not be read as sarcastic Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klou 2,414 Posted August 26, 2016 Share Posted August 26, 2016 2 minutes ago, Harry said: He literally gave it a zero and people still think it's a good review. Only on GGD. "when <<LADY GAGA>> sings of riding to “the edge of glory” or declares her intention to “raise hell in the street, drink beer, and get into trouble,” she not only joins that fine class of rebel American poets, but changes the relations, proportions, values of each work within that tradition" "Born This Way is at once a quintessential American Odyssey and perhaps the nation’s finest realization of the Wagnerian Gesamtkunstwerk, a total aesthetic synthesis of sound, vision, poetry, drama, and fashion." "In a lyrical ballad titled “Hair,” the artist locates the perfect correlative for such liberty. The song’s refrain moves like the wind that has blown, continuously, through America’s tonsorial history, ruffling the dashing manes of Franklin and Jefferson no less than the tightly-coiled locks of Malcolm X and Rosa Parks" How could this not be read as sarcastic Lol.... I have always supported the fans lowering expectations, but this is a little out of hand. That rock bottom moment when little monster celebrate for getting 0/100 reviews for LG5 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wixson 5,004 Posted August 26, 2016 Share Posted August 26, 2016 He's a c*u*n*t. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
President Trump 3,508 Posted August 26, 2016 Share Posted August 26, 2016 So this guy gave born this way a 0 because it's too GOOD to give a rating to!???? So he gave it a rating and gave it a ZERO and secretly he hates the album and there's not ONE quality to the entire album that he deems as enjoyable I CANT Ma ma pa pa pa Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
danwasd 2,444 Posted August 26, 2016 Share Posted August 26, 2016 I did the maths, and if I'm not wrong, ignoring the 0 you get only a 72 (Don't come to me if I'm wrong, I suck on maths ) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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