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IcePrincess
6 minutes ago, Javier Gallo said:

Well, all I see is that Katy does not do exercise at all, Gaga's body literally kills Katy's body.

She does:stalkga:with someone's big di.k :v:

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Iwontell

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Gaga's is twice as long and let's not even talk about girth...

ATTENTION: (bad) jokes and sarcasm are still a thing, so don't take everything I say literally. Thank you.
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artRaver

Where's the person who told me his d*ck was big just because the shadow from the photo made it seem like it was and I begged to differ. Guess I was right  

 

✿ cherry blossom girl ✿
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inuborg

why the gays acting like they've never seen a penis before?

I root for you. I love you. You, you, you, you.
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KinneyUnderYou
3 hours ago, KenonEpic said:

He needs to obliterate my an*s like Hiroshima :air:

Sink deep in my p*ssy like the Titanic  :air:

Spread open my legs like Moses and the red sea  :air:

butcher my ass like katy's live vocals  :air:

Record of the Year goes to KenonEpic :giveup:

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LetsGetHigh
6 hours ago, SKANK said:

 

You are the type of person who would walk into Rockefeller Center during the Holidays and be like...it's just a Christmas Tree, I have one in my house, who cares?

Seeing the penis of a Hollywood leading man and "Sexist Man Alive" title holder is different then seeing yours.

Let people have their fun. He obviously doesn't mind, or he wouldn't have been nude on a public beach with a pop superstar.

I'm sure my penis situation is the same thing as a Christmas festival. 

Actually, it's not the same situation. If you're an average guy, you probably see pron at least once a week. If you keep doing that year long, do you REALLY think it would be as magical and as special as Christmas to see a celebrity's penis? 

Nice comparison there, but it just doesn't work. 

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SKANK
1 hour ago, LetsGetHigh said:

I'm sure my penis situation is the same thing as a Christmas festival. 

Actually, it's not the same situation. If you're an average guy, you probably see pron at least once a week. If you keep doing that year long, do you REALLY think it would be as magical and as special as Christmas to see a celebrity's penis? 

Nice comparison there, but it just doesn't work. 

 

There is a difference between seeing the penis of a ****ographic actor, and seeing the penis of a Hollywood heartthrob. Seeing the penis of a ****ographic actor is common, but seeing the penis of a Hollywood leading man is uncommon. That is the difference. It's a shame that your consumption of ****ography has sucked (no pun intended) the magic and joy out of seeing a handsome man's penis.

 

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MaryJaneHolland
9 hours ago, adamspira said:

No one on GagaDaily gives a f**k about the bible :icega::laughga:

With comments like that, they must read it :neyde:

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LetsGetHigh
2 hours ago, SKANK said:

 

There is a difference between seeing the penis of a ****ographic actor, and seeing the penis of a Hollywood heartthrob. Seeing the penis of a ****ographic actor is common, but seeing the penis of a Hollywood leading man is uncommon. That is the difference. It's a shame that your consumption of ****ography has sucked (no pun intended) the magic and joy out of seeing a handsome man's penis.

 

Magic and joy? Woo lawd. :air: Okay then. 

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