Orlando Bloom goes naked on Vacation with Katy Perry

[Chromatislaps 34,569]

58 minutes ago, Sableye said:

Legolas and Gimli

nnnn I C U :lmao: 

 

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[SKANK 14,288]

58 minutes ago, Bad Bromance said:

I don't know why but I have a feeling Orlando Bloom has a small d!ck.  In other words, nothing to write home about, guys. 

 

Ugh, what a gruesomely boring mentality.

Stop letting ****ographic standards dictate your preferences, and take the "Small Dicks Need Not Apply" sign off your hole and actually experience life.

Life is like a box of dicks, you never know what you are going to get, and that is why it's exciting. Variety is the spice of life my friend. Small dicks, big dicks, red dicks, brown dicks, vascular dicks, smooth dicks, cut dicks, uncut dicks, girthy dicks, thin dicks, bulbs helmets, shaved, hairy, curved up, down, to the right, to the left to the left.

 

 

[fede ARTPOP 5,815]

Wheres the pic pls, just curious

[SexXDreams 184]

29 minutes ago, ZiggyZiggs said:

SPOILER ALERT: You can see umm...IT'S shadow in this pic....and its rather LAAAARGE

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[ryanripley 86,575]

4 minutes ago, SKANK said:

 

Ugh, what a gruesomely boring mentality.

Stop letting ****ographic standards dictate your preferences, and take the "Small Dicks Need Not Apply" sign off your hole and actually experience life.

Life is like a box of dicks, you never know what you are going to get, and that is why it's exciting. Variety is the spice of life my friend. Small dicks, big dicks, red dicks, brown dicks, vascular dicks, smooth dicks, cut dicks, uncut dicks, girthy dicks, thin dicks, bulbs helmets, shaved, hairy, curved up, down, to the right, to the left to the left.

 

 

not here for ya'll whining it being small when the uncensored comes about but it's a perfectly naturally sized flaccid penis  

[Yuuri 21,636]

6 minutes ago, SKANK said:

 

Ugh, what a gruesomely boring mentality.

Stop letting ****ographic standards dictate your preferences, and take the "Small Dicks Need Not Apply" sign off your hole and actually experience life.

Life is like a box of dicks, you never know what you are going to get, and that is why it's exciting. Variety is the spice of life my friend. Small dicks, big dicks, red dicks, brown dicks, vascular dicks, smooth dicks, cut dicks, uncut dicks, girthy dicks, thin dicks, bulbs helmets, shaved, hairy, curved up, down, to the right, to the left to the left.

 

 

If it's red you should tell them to go get that checked out.

[ryanripley 86,575]

Just now, Misaki said:

If it's red you should tell them to go get that checked out.

what about if it smells like tony bennett's inner thigh? im asking for a friend

[SexXDreams 184]

Not here for the size queens, some of the small ones can be just as beautiful as the larger ones....

[Yuuri 21,636]

1 minute ago, ryanripley said:

what about if it smells like tony bennett's inner thigh? im asking for a friend

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Anyone got the pics yet?

[Yuuri 21,636]

3 minutes ago, SexXDreams said:

Not here for the size queens, some of the small ones can be just as beautiful as the larger ones....

Some guys should learn the the g-spot isn't that deep.

[ryanripley 86,575]

why are ya'll so desperate to see this mans penis anyway?  

just google image search if you wanna see some d*ck that bad  

[SKANK 14,288]

1 minute ago, Misaki said:

If it's red you should tell them to go get that checked out.

 

You should only see a doctor if that doctor happens to like seeing the beautifully engorged red glans of a mans penis cresting out of the tautly retracted foreskin. There is nothing wrong with a red ****. It's festive.

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37 minutes ago, ZiggyZiggs said:

 

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Just because the shadow is big doesn't mean itself is. It's literally going to be an average size penis just like everyone else's like why are we getting hyped over something we can't even have (yikes, just realized this applies to LG5 too lmaooo) when in the meanwhile there's hundreds surrounded around us that we may have a chance of getting !!!!

[Yuuri 21,636]

4 minutes ago, SKANK said:

 

You should only see a doctor if that doctor happens to like seeing the beautifully engorged red glans of a mans penis cresting out of the tautly retracted foreskin. There is nothing wrong with a red ****. It's festive.

My ex didn't think so. He had a red **** and blue balls.